Unless indicated, this news is translated from the Spanish press

 

19th December
At last there may be some good news for tourism on the island. From 1st November 2009, the current two bands for air passenger duty will instead be split into four new distant-dependent bands. Economy passengers travelling over 6,000 miles will pay £55 in air passenger duty instead of the current £40, rising to £85 in 2010. As Fuerteventura is under 2,000 miles from the UK, it will be classed in the lowest band of duty and the price will only increase by £1 in 2009 and another £1 in 2010.

Despite the chilly weather many people attended the opening ceremony of the giant nativity scene in the capital of Fuerteventura. The mayor of Puerto del Rosario, Marcial Morales, stressed in his opening speech, "the consensus of the islands associations, businesses and citizens in general, that the giant nativity scene had to be maintained despite the cost." Therefore Fuerteventura still has the largest nativity scene in Canary Isles, despite earlier reports that it would not take place this year. The giant houses, 50 buildings of various styles and shapes, have around a hundred different moving parts such as water mills, canals, creeks. The decorative elements have been made using paper mache, cork, fabric and natural materials, all under the artistic direction of the sculptor Majorero Miguel Cubas. In addition, the scene of Bethlehem has more than 50 live animals and various crops. Open from 10am to 10pm in the evening, you can visit the nativity scene and be entertained with Christmas carols.

The Ministry of Sports has completed the network of Multi Stadiums with the collaboration of all the municipalities of the island, who have made the sites available and will carry out any maintenance work. The president of the Cabildo, Mario Cabrera, accompanied by Edilia Perez, the mayor of Puerto del Rosario, Marcial Morales, and the councillor for Sport, Beatriz Fajardo, visited the facilities of the sport stadium located in the area of El Charco in Puerto del Rosario. The project cost around 400,000 euros, which has helped install ten stadiums in Morro Jable, La Lajita, Betancuria, Tarajalejo, Great Tarajal, Antigua, Puerto del Rosario, Caldereta and Corralejo . The facilities are designed for the use of residents in each area and their objective is to promote sport. The design has been made so that several sports, on artificial turf, such as indoor football, basketball, volleyball or tennis can be played in one place.

The Council of Environment in the Town hall of Fuerteventura, has a project for environmental recovery and to fight against erosion in Cofete (Pájara). The objective is to reclaim traditional structures in the majorero fields that were constructed at the time as a means to fight against erosion, to accumulate water and fertilize the soil, but over the years, because of the abandonment of the farming sector in the area there has been no upkeep, allowing the effects of erosion to multiply. The developed work has concentrated in the areas next to the town of Cofete, with the repairing of pre-existing stone walls, that have become washed away by the waters from the hills. They are not only maintaining the existing ditches and stone walls but rebuilding what had been demolished. The idea is to recover ways that historically have always been used in rural Fuerteventura as a means of fighting erosion i.e. planting crops, ditches, timber and walls, etc.

We think the weather in Fuerteventura has been iffy, but on Monday a flight from here was diverted from Tenerife North to Reina Sofia in the south because of bad weather conditions i.e. fog and rain.

A person arrested for armed robbery on Saturday, was released by judges on Tuesday. A shop, in El Charco, was entered near closing time and held up, the robber seized about €500 from the till, then tried to lock the doors so he could loot the vending machines. However, the shop person got rid of him by saying he was being recorded by cctv. Now the person in charge of the premises worries about having to encounter the thief on the street. Residents of the area are concerned about going out in the dark as they claim there are very few lights, and they come on after it is dark.

Corralejo has been given a small face lift, quite a few of the paths have been levelled out and some of the holes along the cobbled street filled in.

 

12th December
The Majorero dog or Bardina, as they are commonly known, has been historically linked with goat herding. It is a breed that has been preserved with a high degree of genetic purity and maintains a natural gentleness that distinguishes it from other dog breeds. The bardina's skills will be expanded in the near future and they will be trained to work as guide dogs for blind people. The first evaluation of the ONCE Foundation Dog Guide to learn about the insular attitudes of this race for these duties has been highly positive. The Cabildo through its Ministry of Social Affairs, will shortly sign an agreement which will transfer some of their best puppies to the Foundation, ONCE, and then to their training center in Madrid, where they will be integrated into a process of socialization in the family and training. The role of the bardina will be as an assistant to help the mobility of the blind or severely visually impaired. The dog's natural intelligence gives it an enormous capacity for learning.

A man died as a result of a pedestrian accident in the town of Tuineje, according to sources from the Coordinating Center for Emergency and Security (CECOES). The deceased was a man aged 50 who was treated by the staff of the Emergency Department Canario (SUC) at the site of the incident and was later transferred by ambulance to the advanced life support General Hospital in Fuerteventura where he died.

The Council of Tourism is to embellish accesses to beaches in the section of Great Tarajal-Playitas. The works consist of a paved track or footpath for use of bicycles and pedestrians, parallel to the plan of highway FV-512. Also, landscaped areas for rest and relaxation will be built by the right side of this highway.

The Health Council of the Canary Islands have decided to extend and remodel the Health Center of Morro Jable in Fuerteventura. When finished the center will have increased its size by 690 square meters. The new center will have a reception, administration and archives, 16 doctors, with 4 consultants for Paediatrics and Paediatric Infirmary; Bucodental attention, Odontolgy and a Dental Hygienist; and a Gynaecologist. This one will also consult on motherhood and have a room for the preparation for childbirth with corresponding waiting rooms and toilets.

WEIRD
"I'm really sorry...I thought he was just tired" said Lynn Stewart who was arrested in West Melbourne and charged with stealing items from a 56 year old unconscious man who in fact had just suffered a fatal heart attack during sex with Stewart. She blamed her larceny on a cocaine binge that impaired her judgment such that she had sex with 20 men that weekend. She was not charged with prostitution as she just likes sex, said a police spokesman.

Shopper Amber Dibartolomeo, was arrested in a Wal-Mart store charged with selling crack cocaine inside the store. Police said they found over $2,000 in cash on her, along with a can of pepper spray, and 27 grams of cocaine, one in her bra and 26 in her vagina.

Michael Smith explained that he was passing a church, spotted a drum set through a window, and could not restrain himself from trying it out. Officers found Smith in a spirited solo after the church's alarm system went off.

A 78 year old woman misread signs at Arlanda airport in Stockholm, and placed herself on a baggage belt, which led to a chute, but she was only slightly injured and did not miss her flight.
 

 

10th December
Ryanair have confirmed that they are stopping all routes to and from Fuerteventura as from the 31st January. People who have tickets for past this date are being contacted by email by Ryanair and are being offered refunds. The official press release says:

Ryanair, Europe’s largest low fares airline, today (10th Dec) confirmed that it will close all of its routes to/from Fuerteventura from 31st January after local tourism group AIE failed to honor the commercial agreement it entered into with Ryanair to promote Fuerteventura as a tourist destination.
Since Ryanair began flying to Fuerteventura in 2006 annual passenger numbers have increased over one hundred fold from just 2,000 to over 250,000. However, because of the AIE’s breach of its agreement with Ryanair one of its Dublin flights to Fuerteventura was cancelled from 6th November and Ryanair has now confirmed the closure of 23 weekly services on nine international routes to/from Fuerteventura from 31st January. This follows extensive efforts by Ryanair to encourage the AIE to honor the agreement they had signed.
Ryanair will close all services to/from Fuerteventura including Birmingham (3 per week), Bremen (2pw), Dublin (2pw), Dusseldorf (Weeze) (4pw), East Midlands (3pw), Frankfurt (2pw), Liverpool (3pw), London (3pw) and Shannon (1pw) from 31st January.
Ryanair confirmed legal action, for breach of the agreement, will continue against AIE and its individual members.
Speaking today, Ryanair’s Michael Cawley, said:
“This is a very black day for Fuerteventura and one which will have a severe impact on tourism and the livelihoods of its islanders. Ryanair’s lowest fares and no fuel surcharge have delivered huge tourism revenues and over 250,000 annual passengers will now be lost to/from Fuerteventura. At a time when Spanish tourism numbers are falling Ryanair’s passenger traffic continues to grow as our fares continue to fall. However, the AIE has now taken a huge gamble with the livelihoods of the local tourism industry by blatantly reneging on its contractual commitments and losing Ryanair’s 23 weekly services to the island.
“Ryanair previously called on the AIE to comply with its contractual agreements and provided them with 30 days notice to remedy their contract breach, this notice period has now lapsed with no action having been taken to maintain Ryanair’s presence in Fuerteventura. Therefore, we are faced with no choice but to end all Ryanair flights to Fuerteventura from 31st January”

At a meeting yesterday with local business people in Corralejo the Councillor for Tourism, Agueda Montelongo Gonzalez said that the airline had been offered 80% of the outstanding funds. She said that discussions were taking place with other airlines in order to replace the routes. Her ideas for promoting tourism for the island include a leaflet of restaurants who are offering menus del dia for 3e, as on the mainland, a competition with the London School of Marketing and promotion of the island to the Polish. Needless to say none of the audience were impressed. She also said that there was nothing that the Cabildo could do about restricting all inclusive holidays but there were asking AENA to lower landing fees, which are currently the highest of all the islands.

In her opinion, Fuerteventura's tourism is growing whilst it is dropping in all the other islands. Perhaps she should be looking at the official figures released by Turismo de Canarias: See for yourself whether she is right:

All this makes me wonder just what has to happen to make this island wake up and see that very few people can make a living from goat's cheese and aloe vera!

6th December
The main tourist companies of Fuerteventura have decided to re-open negotiations with Ryanair to avoid the announced exit from the island by this low cost company. However, as the deadline of 6th December that Ryanair stipulated for the AIE to fulfil their conditions has passed, it is likely that this move is too little too late. Ryanair has the reputation of being a no nonsense airline and they also seem to do business this way too. Despite local pressure on the AIE they have not been proactive in trying to resolve the situation. This week the local business association in Caleta printed this message in a local newspaper this week.
                               It is not only AECA that has had enough!
It is not because of the crisis but because of the general blasé attitude that next year we are going to lose more than 250 000 tourists, more than 200 milliones of euro and an incalculable quantity of jobs. For this reason we ask the unconditional support of all the island (institutions, associations, businessmen, residents and banks).
If we do not change the attitude the island will not recover recover so easily from this time of deep crisis. The aim is to bring the tourism to Fuerteventura and without the arrival of airplanes this will be impossible.

Unfortunately Ryanair's success also may have contributed to their downfall. This year so far we had just over 1 million tourists to the island, an increase of 0.3% from last year. If you remove the contribution that Ryanair say they are making, around 200,000 passengers, then Fuerteventura is showing a significant decrease, nearly 20%, in tourism. This pattern is not reflected in the other Canary Islands so cannot be attributed to the credit crisis. More likely is the complacent attitude by the people in charge of promoting the island, one of Ryanair's main complaints.

There is a meeting on Tuesday 9th December at the old Gestion Hormiga offices on the road from the bus station to Hiperdino's. Ryanair a member of the Ayuntamiento involved in tourism will inform people what is happening with Ryanair, so come along at 6pm to get your point of view across.

The new health center in Puerto del Rosario will open its doors nearly a year late. Despite the fact that the works were completed last May and is already fully equipped, the delay in the installation of the telephone exchange is hindering the opening. The Canary Islands Health Service (SCS) has already concluded that the new Primary Care facilities will not be operational until at least the first quarter of 2009. It was supposed to be opened last April, the months have passed and the center continues closed, waiting for the completion of the administrative burden for the public tender for the telephone switchboard. Everything indicates that it will continue to be inoperative for several months. The new health facility has been built on a plot of 3487 square meters and has required an investment of 4.4 billion euros.

Started in 1992 as the project of a group of parents of people with varying types and degrees of disability, Adisfuer, is now a non-profit organization dedicated to the social-integration, with several projects of Collaboration in progress and prospects for further growth. The Association of Disabled Fuerteventura was launched as an initiative to respond to the lack of resources that existed on the island to help people with disabilities. The start was managed through donations and kiosks that the partners themselves assembled at fairs and festivals. Adisfuer already has a chicken farm in operation, located in a facility donated by the Town Council of Fuerteventura in the Angel Casillas. The farm began operating in borrowed facilities and about 1,000 old hens that were to be slaughtered by its owner. It currently has about 15,000 animals, with the prospect of their ability to multiply in order to reach 100,000 and become one of the most important livestock farms in Fuerteventura. The expansion will also need six more employees and more production facilities. "When we started this activity so that the guys had a real job, with timetables and accountability. The big surprise was to discover that not only that the kids could do the job, but they responded perfectly in all aspects of their lives. The two guys who started that are still working with us, "said Maria de los Santos Rodriguez, director of Adisfuer. However, the activity of Adisfuer has been diversifying over the years. There are currently several squads of personnel with different types and degrees of disabilities, thanks to cooperation agreements are working on cleaning the cars of the Town of Fuerteventura, the Municipality of Puerto del Rosario and Water Consortium. Also in conjunction with the capital's City Hall, staff working on programs Adisfuer cleaning of streets, gardens, recreation areas and beaches. Adisfuer obtained the qualification as a Special Job Center in 1995 and since April 2008 also has the Declaration of Public Utility by the Ministry of the Interior, "which has been a push to work all these years and we are convinced that probably represents a turning point in our evolution and growth, "said De los Santos. The Declaration of Public Utility is especially important because it offers the possibility for NGOs to provide services to businesses and public entities, so as to enable them to comply with the requirements of job placement for people with disabilities. Adisfuer has also had a very prominent role at the opening of the Center for Teaching Therapeutics, seen as an educational center geared to the needs of disabled children.

About 200 school children from secondary schools across the island participated in the development of a giant red ribbon and the reading of the manifesto "For the dignity, solidarity and commitment to the fundamental rights of people with HIV / AIDS ", Which are conducted within the framework of activities organized for the International Day of the fight against HIV / AIDS, under the organization of various public institutions and collectives. Activities have been haappening since last week, including theater, film forum and workshop activities.

Consorcio Water Supply Fuerteventura (CAAF) has two new mobile desalination plants with a production capacity of 2,500 cubic meters each unit that will ensure the supply of drinking water in the island. The new water treatment plants are located in Puerto del Rosario and Gran Tarajal and its key features are its low energy consumption, with about a 50% savings in electricity compared to other teams, and their ability to be easily transferred to other locations in if necessary.

12 Spaniards and 1 Moroccan have been arrested in a series of raids in Gran Canaria and Fuerteventura. They have been described as one of the most active drug trafficking gangs operating in the Canary Isles. A total of 800kg of cannabis has been confiscated, 300kg in a lorry travelling from Fuertevenura to Las Palmas, the other 500kg was found during a search of a property on the outskirts of Pajara. The gang laundered part of the proceeds by investing in local businesses, such as restaurants, bars and buying property, while the rest was diverted to bank accounts in Morocco. 4 High powered motor boats used by the gang have also been confiscated and 16 bank accounts have been blocked. Embargos have been imposed on several chalets, apartments and garages, as well as 2 restaurants and a bar.

27th November
The situation with Ryanair threatening to stop all of its flights to the island seems to be getting more positive. Yesterday a petition with over 1500 signatures on it was handed in by Johnny B from a local radio station. In the meeting there was a call to disband the tourist company AIE that is supposedly responsible for the problem, but this was over ruled. The company have stepped up promotion of the island as a tourist destination which was one of the issues that Ryanair stated breached their contract. However another issue seems to be that of Ryanair not being paid a supplement for each passenger they bring here, although neither Ryanair nor the Spanish press are citing this as a reason for the dispute. The AIE have also denied that there is a financial contract between them and the airline. However, apparently AIE have agreed to pay Ryanair this money in 3 instalments over the next year. This has not been confirmed, but a group of business owners here have said that all necessary steps should be taken to ensure that the airline does not pull out.

Fuerteventura attracts such large numbers of tourists in part because of the fantastic sunlight, with almost 3,000 hours of sunshine every year, an expert has said.
The Canary Island has a special quality of light, especially around this time of year, which acts as a kind of "light therapy", suggested Andreas Caliman, who is an experienced tour guide on the island.
Many people come solely for the abundant levels of sunlight, he added, which are a "fascinating" feature of Fuerteventura.
Another key attraction, Mr Caliman said, is that tourism is not quite as developed as on the other Canary Islands, making for "a good life".
The expert continued: "That's why they still promote the island as 'La Isla Tranquilita', which means the quiet, tranquil island - and that's quite true of course."
According to the official tourist board of the canary islands, Fuerteventura has "immense" golden beaches which provide a superb setting for ultimate holiday relaxation.

It adds that there is an impressive landscape which includes the dramatic Mount Tindaya as well as 13 protected spaces of natural beauty.

The Lowcost Travel Group is claiming it is cheaper to go on an all-inclusive holiday in the Mediterranean than stay in 'rip-off Britain' this Christmas.
The company claims holidaymakers can save £201 by booking a package in Spain, Tenerife, Turkey or Egypt rather than staying at home during the downturn.
With the price of turkeys up to £70 a bird, the bed bank has calculated staying in Britain could cost £485 per person, based on a couple, for food, presents, decorations, a tree, alcohol and household bills. A three-star all-inclusive break departing December 21 for seven nights in La Tahona Gardens in Caleta de Fuste, Fuerteventura, starts at £284.
Chief executive Paul Evans added: “We’re freezing as many prices as possible to encourage more people to get out of Britain this Christmas.” (Travel Weekly)

A BRAVE Northside girl has become the youngest person ever to receive a ‘Just In Time’ award from Irish Water Safety for the heroic rescue of her little brother. In May, Northside People reported how Amy O’Donoghue (10), from Santry, dramatically rescued her younger brother, Lee (4) from drowning in the Canary Islands. Michael Kitt, Minister of State at the Department of the Environment, presented heroine Amy with her award in a ceremony at Dublin Castle last week.
The O'Donoghue family had been holidaying on the island of Fuerteventura when Lee got into difficulty and sank to the bottom of the apartment swimming pool.
Amy managed to rescue her unconscious brother and then ran to get help while her mother, June, resuscitated him.
“I’m so delighted to see Amy being honoured with this award,” Ms O’Donoghue told Northside People .
“Thanks to her quick thinking, her brother is still alive. She is our hero and it’s great to see her being recognised.
“Amy said to me that it wouldn’t matter if she got an award or not, so long as she still has her little brother.
“I think what she did was so great, no prize can ever match the reward for us of still having our son. What she did was such a great act. (Dublin People)

It's more than likely that none of the eight partners in 1997, who began the idea of creating the Cooperative Quesera Guriamen three years ago, then thought that over time they would receive an award at the World Cheese Awards, which are like the Oscars. In addition, they have a grant of 120,000 euros, granted recently by the Town Council of Fuerteventura, to support a marketing campaign. It has led them to consolidate the Majorero market, with up to 60% of production destined for Gran Canaria, and they are also getting a foothold in the neighboring island of Lanzarote. On the agenda for the future includes the production of yoghurt and packaging of goat milk.
The future is uncertain, but Guriamen seems to have found a magic potion.

The Polish tourist board presented at the Rio Hotel Calma its new catalogue for the upcoming summer season to 200 agents from Poland. The president and the minister of tourism of the Town of Fuerteventura, Mario Cabrera and Agueda Montelongo, respectively, and Arturo Claver, representing Turespaña (OTS Warsaw), the president of the company, Mariusz Janczuc who gave the catalogue to the agents. Montelongo encouraged the Polish to enjoy a destination that it considered "a priority in the expectations that have Fuerteventura before the opening of new markets", while Cabrera emphasized the good climate of the island as one of the main attractions offered to their visitors, along with "an impressive supply of beach tourism and nautical tourism and recreation throughout the year, just a few hours by plane from Poland. Janczuk announced that according to the tradition of the company, "the destination that welcomes the congress, experienced a growth of around 300 percent in sales volume of holiday and tourist packages the following year.

The Minister of Defense, Carme Chacon, said today that the range in Pájara on Fuerteventura, are being taken adequate security measures with the objective to preserve environmental conditions in all its facilities. The minister of defense said if simulators could substitute for the actual training on the ground, they would, but noted that "for now" everything can not be simulated. She stressed that the Ministry of Defense always sought the action that "has the least possible impact on the population," trying to "help protect traditional uses" in the vicinity of the shooting range and customs of local residents. She reminded us that they have signed a partnership agreement with the mayor of Pájara that "allows fishermen to their travel through the countryside and even has parking to facilitate their tasks." Chacon has stressed, we require a lot of the military, "not only comply with our constitutional mission, but to also collaborate on missions for peace and international security" and this requires that the military have the necessary "equipment and training", which only the fields as in the area of Pájara can supply.

The Counsellor of Public Works for the Government of the Canary Islands, Juan Ramón Hernández, announced this Monday in parliament that in early 2009, in writing. the expansion project and the environmental impact study of the port of Corralejo. This was announced on Monday, through a press release, detailing that an investment of 35 million euros, for new facilities which will allow several ferries to dock and have a marina with a capacity of 650 berths. Hernandez said that his department has already had up to 15 alternative designs for the port.

Omara Portuondo, the Cuban singer performed at the Insular Auditoriium in Puerto del Rosario on the 26th November. The star, who has been in the business for 60 years, sang a repertoire of her most famous songs, which include jazz, bossanova, rumba and bolero.

WEIRD
Officer Keith Breiner, suspended from the police force in Texas, for crossing the line during an undercover prostitution sting (he actually had sex) defended himself by saying "It was a job sir. I didn't have pleasure doing it. It was something I did for the city."
Police in Covington, arrested Gregory Griggs, 19,at the USA Motel, a suspected drug market. Though several people were booked the night, Griggs was the one wearing the T-shirt that read "It's Not Illegal Unless You Get Caught."


20th November
The resignation of the director of the hospital and 23 supervisors threatens the emergency services. The 24 people who submitted their retirement application based their decision on the happenings in the hospital. The open warfare against the manager of the Hospital, initiated in the first place by the doctors of emergency department, because they disagreed with the new measures that the manager tried to impose in the organization of the service. Claiming the majorera health service would end up third-world standard.
The Irish airline of Ryanair will close all the routes from and towards the Spanish airport of Fuerteventura, in the Canary Islands, if the Grouping of Economic Interest of Tourist Development of Fuerteventura (AIE) does not fulfill the effective commercial agreements.
According to the vice-president of the airline, Michael Cawley, IEA have 30 days to fulfill its “contractual obligations”. “If they do not do it, we will no choice but to cancel all the flights in Fuerteventura from 31st January 2009”, noted the executive, who explained that Ryanair generates “enormous income” thanks to more than “250,000 passengers” who travel every year to the island with Ryanair. As the numbers of Spanish tourism lower, Cawley added, Ryanair continues growing. Nevertheless, IEA threatens the survival of the local tourism by refusing to perform one's contractual duty. The Irish airline, leader of economic flights in Europe, already cancelled the flight on Thursdays between the airports of Fuerteventura and Dublin in October, which meant the loss of 20,000 tourists, according to data from the company. Ryanair offers connections with Ireland, the United Kingdom and Germany, and generates about 250 jobs.

Agents with the British tourist board, who have met with a delegation from Fuerteventura at the World Travel Market in London, have assured them that the island will maintain its current parameters of passengers. The promotional initiatives undertaken by the Board and the Ministry of Tourism of Fuerteventura in London, have had a great reception in the current fair.

The commercial pier in Puerto del Rosario could be inoperative for the next 24 days, if the pilots, carry out the strike announced when they weren't paid. The company has filed a notice of strike with the Port Authority, and are awaiting the response from their employers. The sailors who ferry the pilots to ships seeking to enter or leave the dock in the capital of Fuerteventura, still have to collect their pay for October. Although they remain open to any negotiation with the company, they have announced that for two hours in the time slot between 1100 and 1300 hours after the 24th, they will stop providing their services. Normally, that time slot they usually operate the boat from the Naviera Armas' Volcano of Tejeda. Pilots, are responsible for the company's boats and equipment necessary for the service, and not only man the boats, but do administrative tasks involved also.

In March next year the spa 'Messier' is expected to open in Puerto del Rosario, an initiative of the group Majorero businesses to fill the gaps in leisure and health felt in the capital Fuerteventura. Under the premise of 'health through water', the architect Daniel Padron has designed a project that recreates not just a spa, but an ambitious multidisciplinary project, which combines entertainment, wellness and physical activity to health, not only for the inhabitants of the capital, but for the rest of municipalities and the thousands of tourists arriving in port. On the ground floor are located areas of entertainment, play pool, treatment room, sauna, jet treatments, steam baths, as well as a therapeutic area, with a rehabilitation swimming pool. The first floor will have private treatment areas and rehabilitation of physical well-being and fitness.

A 48 year-old-man was seriously injured when his car left the FV2 near Puerto del Rosario. Firemen were called to the scene and had to cut the man from the wreckage, where he was found to have serious head injuries. After being stabilised at the scene, the victim was transferred to the nearby hospital.

The City council of La Oliva has begun to equip new facilities on the beaches of the municipality to improve the service for users and to improve its image. The mentioned Plan incorporates the installation of toilets, first aid stations, showers, cycle parks and wastebaskets. Two treated pine paths have been laid near Tres Islas and Oliva Beach hotels, each approximately 100mtrs long. Also the beaches of Corralejo and El Cotillo will be upgraded. They are going to install three toilets with clothes space, two first aid stations, a total of 105 wastebaskets, six outer showers with foot baths, 20 cycle parks , 21 masts for flags, five turrets to monitor beaches, five amphibious chairs for monitoring, two chairs for handicapped people, two movable chairs for monitoring. The councilman of Tourism, considers that this investment “is needed because our beaches are, at the moment, our main attraction and all these services are going to make these spaces better for the public”, and adds, “finally the beaches are going to have functional and modern showers, wastebaskets and turrets”.
 

 

14th November

The property scene on the Canary Islands may be boosted by the launch of new flights to the archipelago by low-cost airline Ryanair. Liverpool John Lennon Airport (JLA) has announced that the budget carrier is to commence new services next month that will fly from the city to Tenerife and Fuerteventura. John Pakey, the deputy chief executive of JLA's owners Peel Airports Group, said he expected the flights, part of a package of seven new Ryanair services, would be welcomed by the public who will enjoy getting away, "especially the sunny Canary Islands for some winter sun". Such extra flights will provide more access to the islands for those who buy property there, while also potentially increasing the number of tourists who may rent buy-to-let property. In a separate announcement, Ryanair has also said it is launching a new service to Fuerteventura from Birmingham.

The dutch low-cost fare airline transavia.com has started operations from Billund and Copenhagen airports in Denmark. - The Danish market is attractive,” says CCO Willem Hondius. Sterling Airlines, a Danish low-cost airline that transported around 4.5 million passengers a year, filed for bankruptcy on October 29, 2008. At that time, the airline discontinued all its flights with immediate effect. Due to the disappearance of Sterling Airlines, transavia.com sees good opportunities on the Danish market. - The Danish market is attractive,” says Willem Hondius, Chief Commercial Officer.
- We see many opportunities on the charter market as well as the Danish market for regularly scheduled flights, especially for routes that appeal to tourists.” transavia.com’s activities are seasonal in nature; the airline makes more flights during the summer than in the winter. This means that the company has the capacity available to launch this operation on such short notice. Transavia.com startet operating flights for a major Danish tour operator from Billund Airport on November 6, 2008. The destinations for these flights are Fuerteventura, the Azores (Punta Delgada), Hurghada, Las Palmas and Tenerife.

The British tourist board has met the delegation of the Cabildo of Fuerteventura in London and have ensured that the island maintain its current parameters of passengers, as revealed during meetings between the two parties that have taken place over the past few days. The promotional initiatives undertaken by the Board and the Ministry of Tourism of Fuerteventura in London, as have been the tour subjective 'FuerteventuraVisión' to the island and the agreement with the London School of Marketing, have had a great reception in the current edition of the fair. Councillor for Tourism in the island Corporation, Agueda Montelongo, said that "these rounds of meetings have enabled us to open new lines of work with the British entrepreneurs very interested in the island, while they have given us the opportunity to glimpse an overall vision of predictions for the future of Fuerteventura in the British tourism market.

Google Earth is the best example of how geographic information has become popular and anyone can approach with a single click on a mouse any place of the world. Something similar is happening with the territorial information and its consultation on the part of the citizens thanks to Infrastructures of Spatial data (IDE) that are being created. For the past few months any user can access all the geographic information produced by the Government of the Canary Islands. This universalisation of the existing spatial data comes to support the citizens and also local administrations, that will be able to make use of this computer science system, available on the Internet, to help with its own planning. The IDE Canary includes a geographic viewfinder in three dimensions, search text outpost of the geographic data base, consults city-planning of the planning of more than 40 municipalities, basic maps, thematic maps (buildings, geologic and vegetation) or cartography of natural spaces.

The cause of the death is not confirmed, although police sources state that there are two possibilities: intoxication or suicide of the woman, who was found in a vehicle by the sea. At Giniginamar, in Tuineje, when finding a vehicle semisubmerged in the border of the beach  the local police were alerted. Immediately the Services of Emergencias, Civil Guard, Local Police, Firemen and Civil defense of Tuineje moved into the place to investigate. In the vehicle they found the body of a woman of about 60 years of age, of foreign nationality.

The City of La Oliva, through the Department of Environment, and the NGO Clean Ocean Project with a good group of volunteers cleaning up near the port of Corralejo. The intention focused mainly on eliminating the cigarette butts which are stuck in the rocks around the edge of the coastline. People throw the cigarette butts out to sea, which sweeps them up on the rocks and they get stuck, and to remove them requires a thorough manual scraping. The City Council handed out bags and gloves and a snack for people who joined this initiative promoted by Clean Ocean Project. The cigarette butts are hugely polluting, said specialists, as it takes 50 years to become bio-degradable, they are also harmful to marine fauna. Estimates indicate that a single butt causes pollution to at least eight liters of sea water.

Most of the water sports centers operating in Fuerteventura are illegal. More than half of the schools are illegal, they do not have liability insurance, and the teachers are not qualified or possess certificates in first aid. Regardless of the legality of the centers, at stake is the safety of  beach users, in the absence of qualified and identified areas in order to impart lessons, which causes teachers and students mingle with bathers. The Municipality of La Oliva aims to sort these activities on its coastline, as currently there are no regulations on them. The rest of the Town Councils are in the same situation with the presence of nautical centers on its beaches in an irregular manner.

Deaths on the roads Fuerteventura from traffic accidents have fallen to just under half in the months that have elapsed compared to the previous year. Speeding or inappropriate speed remains a leading cause of death.

The first group of loggerhead turtles have hatched in Fuerteventura, from the eggs that were brought two months ago from Cape Verde to reintroduce the species there. Over the next few days the rest of the eggs are scheduled to hatch.

 

7th November

Lanzarote’s Arrecife airport was closed for several hours last Friday after an Air Europa jet failed to stop at the end of the runway after landing in wet conditions. Flights were diverted to other Canary Islands including Fuerteventura and Tenerife so the aircraft could be towed from its resting place close to the airport’s perimeter fence. The flight, which took off from Glasgow in the early hours of Friday morning, had 74 people onboard but no one was hurt. Thomas Cook later confirmed all customers had been transferred to their hotels. An Air Europa spokesman said: “The runway was wet and the plane skidded off its normal trajectory. All the passengers left the plane and are fine.”

Many Britons hope to leave the grey skies, drizzle and overcooked turkey at home this year, by jetting off to enjoy the festive season abroad, according to the findings of a recent survey. The poll by travel search engine Kayak.co.uk revealed that 60 per cent of Brits wanted to go abroad this Christmas, despite the ongoing credit crunch and financial crisis putting pressure on the budgets of many people. In a recent article, the Dail;y Mirror compiled a list of top winter sun destinations which included Fuerteventura.

The Government of Morocco wish to restart the sea route between Fuerteventura and the port of Tarfaya, interrupted last April 30th following the sinking of the ship Assalam. The Moroccan authorities, among which was the chairman of the Investment Center of Morocco, offered an extensive explanation of the economic conditions that exist in Tarfaya, a city inhabited by 6,000 people, where the fishing industry is one of its main sources of economic wealth and which has excellent potential for tourism. The Chairman of the Foreign Trade Chamber of Fuerteventura, appreciated this meeting and called for reinstating the shipping line that will allow Morocco to boost sales of trade to and from the island of Fuerteventura.

A group of trained dogs particpated in a rescue event, carried out in the upper area of El Matorral, organised so that Fuerteventura could learn about animal training for rescue situations.

The 5th Deep Fishing Tournament was reduced to one day because of the weather. However, around 30 vessels participated in the tournament. The Childrens Fishing competition was a great success on a beautiful day in Puerto Castillo. All fish caught were released back into the ocean. The winner in this section had 12 catches.

La Caixa recently stopped over in Puerto Rosario. It is a scientific sailing boat that sails around th
e coasts of mainland Spain and the Islands coasts for 2 years. Its objective is the preservation of marine ecosystems through enviroment education, rescue and recuperation of marine species in danger of extinction, and research.

Between the 10th and 16th November, the Association Canariculores Maxorata, will be celebrat
ing the 5th Competition/Exhibition of canary breeding. Many varieties of the birds, including some very rare breeds, will be exhibited.

The municipality of Antigua is the only one in Fuerteventura that will reach blood self-sufficiency by the end of the year.

The Council of Puerto Rosario aims to make it cheaper to purchase low consumption light bulbs thanks to the collaboration of various establishments from the capital. Thus not only contibuting to slowing down the climate change process, but also promoting an energy saving culture.

The work license granted in 2003 by the ex- mayor, for the 4 star hotel, connected to the golf course in El Cotillo, has been declared null and void. The City council of La Olivia decided to cancel the license.

The Town hall of Fuerteventura inaugurated a new store of crafts and typical cheeses of the island, in the airport, which triples its size.

News Of The Weird
The university of Central Florida have concluded South African squirrels, if human, would have penis's 13 inches long.
Debt collectors in Spain are leggally allowed to humiliate debtors in front of relatives and neighbours,and are thus quite succesful. One collectors employees make flamboyand house calls in top hat and tails, anothers are dressed as Franciscan friars, one company sends bagpipe players to annoue th debt to the entire neighbourhood. One debtor hurriedly paid his daughters wedding tab when the collector found the guest list and began billing each attendee for his or her share of the debt.
At Ada Barak's spa in Isreal, patrons can relax for a session in which snakes,large and small, crawl over their bodies, massaging and even nibbling. Result: something deep and peaceful.
A parchutist , part of an army ceremony in Kansas, was blown 50 yards off course and crashed into the band , injuring 3 musicians and destroying 2 tubas.

 

 

31 October

Ryanair has launched 14 brand-new services from Birmingham Airport, including a route to Fuerteventura. Ryanair now operates a choice of over thirty destinations from Birmingham including flights to Dublin, Barcelona (Girona), Porto, Oslo (Torp), Bratislava, Stockholm (Skavsta), Biarritz and many more destinations.
Ryanair’s Sales and Marketing UK Executive Laura McCormack said: “We are delighted to introduce these fantastic new routes from Birmingham Airport today. There is a great demand for low-cost travel in Birmingham. While other airlines are pulling flights and reducing frequencies, Ryanair is committed to growth.
“To celebrate, Ryanair is offering flights from Birmingham across our network from an amazing £1* one way including airport taxes and charges. Ryanair guarantees the lowest fares and no fuel surcharge ever. We urge passengers to log onto ryanair.com immediately, as these fares will be snapped up fast.”
Ryanair is also to launch new flights from Liverpool to Fuerteventura and the inaugural flight from Stansted flew this week.

At the World Travel Market in London, between the 10th and 13th of November, a pavilion that will exhibit in graphics the islands as a unique tourist destination will be launched. The Islands will be promoted in in this way in future at international and national fairs. The new design of the pavilion has a great circular screen ten meters in diameter, installed inside the enclosure, which will surround the visitors with a succession of images of the archipelago in 360 degrees.

Claudina Morales, the ousted mayoress of La Oliva, has been made president of the Canarias Consortium party for the whole of the Canaries.

At least 50 students will be needed to register for the first course at the Medical School of Fuerteventura for it to be viable. The course is planned for 2009/2010. A study concludes that in Fuerteventura there is sufficient demand for this course. This university degree will be first that is distributed actually in Fuerteventura, although in the Islands there are already another five places in the National University which can be attended at a distance If the project goes ahead, Fuerteventura and its inhabitants could then enjoy the advantages of having a university on the Island.

Security, catering and health care services, are the main complaints from tourists who visit Fuerteventura. This was the result of a survey conducted on 1647 tourists between July 30th and Aug 10th by a company in Tenerife.
According to the institution Fuerteventura has reached 71.3% tourist satisfaction, while the recommendation and retention rates were at their highest peaks, above 90 percent.

International artists, creative workshops, music and space for discussion on art have focused the cultural offerings of Fuerteventura's capital throughout the week, in the International Sculpture Symposium. All the artists had to use recycled rubbish for their materials. Figures with chicken wire decorated with nails, plates and other materials now decorate the city. This is the workshop of Ariane Garnier, who was born in Costa Rica. One of the surprises is the girls, made with tape and filled newspaper, the work of American Mark Jenkins. Hundreds of people have been able to observe and even participate in this seventh anniversary of the International Symposium of Sculpture in Puerto del Rosario. They have had the opportunity to enter into the art of recycling, and the importance of bringing creativity to any piece of material. It was a good excuse to get closer to the sculptors. Throughout Thursday and Friday, the Centro de Arte Juan Ismael hosted conferences by Rosario Aleman, a professor at the University of Las Palmas de Gran Canaria; Parramón Ramon, a professor at the University Pampeu Fabra; Felix Duque, director of the Center Galego of Contemporary Art and Horst Hoheisel, among others.

The City council of Puerto Rosario will not display its normal Nativity Scene this year due to the economic crisis. Since a great part of payment for the display comes from the commercial sector of Puerto Rosario, the City council agreed that it was not the appropriate moment to request monies from the companies.

WEIRD
Muri Chilton, serving a life sentence for the rape and murder of a 15 year old girl, was awarded $2,500 by a Canadian Federal Court judge in September as compensation solely for feeling "utterly humiliated" in 2000 when guards roared with laughter after he mangled his thumb in a prison workshop accident.
In September, alleged flasher Patrick Dodenhoff, fled after a report of indecent exposure, police chasing him finally caught up and arrested him at a well-known local nude beach.
A 38 year old woman described as "very large" was using the abductor thigh-tightening machine at a Gym in Harlem. She failed to dismount properly and was sling-shot off, across the room, startling other gym users.
Pastor Jeff Harlow attempted to illustrate a sermon on "unity" by riding a dirt bike onto the stage in front of the congregation, however, he lost control, fell off the stage and broke his wrist.
 

23 October

The City council of La Oliva has announced the creation of a company to be in charge of the management and promotion of the municipality as a tourist destination until the year 2020. This initiative is one of the solutions, as the council tries to revitalize the tourist potential of localities like Corralejo or El Cotillo.

More than 90 canarian cheese and wine companies met in the Agricultural Museum the Patio of Tiagua, in Teguise. Majorero cheese is exquisite when accompanied by a good wine. Nevertheless, the majority of residents do not know it is made in the Canary Islands so the chamber of commerce organized a celebration for these companies. Products of all the islands were sent to other Spanish zones like the Basque Country, the two Castillas and Madrid.

Fuerteventura has become the island which has more mobile classrooms in the archipelago. The island of Fuerteventura has a total of 41 pre-fabricated modules. Councilor for Education, Universities, Culture and Sports Executive of the regional, Milagros Luis, acknowledged this fact in the course of a parliamentary committee and said that Puerto del Rosario has the greatest number of these classrooms, a total of 20, and there are seven in the municipality of La Oliva, then six in Antigua, six and two in Tuineje and Pájara which guarantee an education for boy and girl majoreros. Milagros Luis, who appeared at the request of the parliamentary group of CC, to report the start of the school year in Fuerteventura, recalled that "due to population growth that has swept through this island, the demand for places at schools in areas such as Puerto del Rosario has been very important. " The counsellor did not hesitate to invite members of the parliamentary Committee of Education to accompany him to visit one of the mobile classrooms in the center of the archipelago. He stated the mobiles "are comfortable as they have air conditioning, bathrooms that are adapted for children and the doors are sound proofed." During his speech, the minister criticized the PSOE in the Canary Islands for calling them "barracks", when "in the Andalucia Manuel Chaves they call them shells." The nationalist Lidia Padilla recalled that due to the sharp population increase, Fuerteventura Island has suffered "significant gaps in educational infrastructure," but stressed that "society has been able to agree to demand that the government wanted a breakthrough and an update on educational infrastructre."

Of those fishermen who, more ago than half century ago, bought land or houses but did not register them. Six cases in the Supreme Court has legitimized their ownership that the Delval International has disputed for the last four years. Brothers, Manuel and Marcos Figueroa Soda bought two houses in Corralejo in 1967. This week, 41 years later, Manuel finally can sleep peacefully because the Supreme Court (TS) has confirmed it is his property against the mercantile organization the Delval International that, in 2001, registered all the ground of the old Corralejo in its name. In the six cases, the TS declares that the sentences, in the first and second instance, are in favor of the residents of Corralejo. The other eleven cases awaiting a decision feel that the TS has set a precedent.

Fuerteventura has eight Zones of Special Protection for Birds (ZEPA), approved by the Government of the Canary Islands and the European Union. The last one that was catalogued is where Monteagudo is located, the zone proposed to install the future power plant. In it lives 34% of the population of hubaras of the Island (about 63 units), two or three pairs of guirres (an endemic subspecies in danger of extinction), engañamuchachos and other high-priority species for the programs of protection and conservation ordered by the European Union.

Two members of the Guardia Civil of Fuerteventura are to join forces with the Moroccan police for the collaboration between Spain and Morocco in the fight against illegal immigration. This time two officers have been posted from the Institute's Armed Fuerteventura, the Maritime Service and the Pafite (Fiscal Patrol Land), have been transferred to the Sahara to participate in joint operations. They arrived last Sunday and will stay in Laayoune until this coming Friday. During their time there, they have not intercepted any boat with illegal immigrants bound for the Canaries, although they have been informed that at least four boats could have left for the islands. Once they complete their stay in Laayoune, the Moroccan gendarmes will be moving for a week to bases of the Civil Guard in Spain, to further deepen relations between the two bodies and make further progress in the coordinated fight against the networks trafficking human beings.

15th October

Alternative flights have been booked for Irish passengers affected by the closure of low cost Spanish airline LTE.
The company had been booked for charter flights by Irish travel agency Panorama Sunworld, and was due to service flights this weekend from Dublin and Cork to Majorca, Fuerteventura, and Lanzarote.
Replacement craft have been sourced to fly these routes, but there will be time changes. Passengers are being contacted. A helpline number for intending passengers has been set up. It is 0818-202020.

A FAMILY were thrown off a holiday jet after downing a litre of vodka and abusing staff.
The Thomas Cook flight from Glasgow to Fuerteventura had to make an emergency stop when the boozed-up couple and their son turned aggressive.
The pilot was forced to divert the Fuerteventura-bound jet to Faro, Portugal, on Saturday night when cabin crew raised the alarm.
The trio started causing trouble shortly after take-off. They refused to listen to staff and would not sit in their seats.
Frightened cabin crew alerted the pilot and the troublemakers were eventually dumped off the flight and handed over to Portuguese police.
Stunned passengers watched as the family continued their torrent of abuse as they were led off the plane. They were arrested and later released.
Diverting the flight caused a major headache for the airline, with subsequent flights delayed by hours. It is believed the diversion cost up to £10,000.
One source on the plane said: "The family were really drunk and downing a litre of vodka.
"They wouldn't listen to the crew who were trying to get them to settle down and sit quietly.
"The poor staff were asking them to buckle up their seat belts and stop disturbing other people but the passengers got quite aggressive towards them.
"It was a frightening experience the way they were acting. There were people with young children on board looking forward to a holiday and all of a sudden these people kicked off.
"No one was particularly happy the flight had to divert to Portugal but we were relieved the people were put off the plane."
Flight TCX507, which took off from Glasgow at 6.30pm on Saturday, continued to Fuerteventura.
A spokeswoman for Thomas Cook said the airline took a tough line on violent passengers.
She said: "For the health, safety and wellbeing of our passengers and crew, we do not tolerate violent or abusive behaviour on our flights.
"The captain diverted the aircraft to Faro, so that three disruptive passengers could be removed. It was met by local police who arrested them.
"There are a lot of factors involved in diverting the flight, including the inconvenience to passengers, the cost of landing at the airport and the knock-on effect to subsequent flights."

Up to 23.3 tons of mussels will be relocated in Ajuy and Jandía with the purpose of the recovery of the species, that has not improved in spite of 4 years of banning collection. These additional stocks arrive on 20th October. The Council of Environment of the Insular Town hall will place special devices, four in the west coast (Ajuy) where the Perna perna traditionally is located, and also two in the east coast (Jandía). Smartlines are lines that consist of a tube of 126 meters in length and 25 centimeters of diameter, from which hangs a network of 120 meters in length by 2.5 to 3 meters wide. Natalia Évora, advisor of Environment, explained that the system is based on the natural fixation of the larvae of mussel on the networks, on which the units grow, “without leaving the water at any phase of the culture”. The positioning of these lines of culture in several zones is made to try and identify which location offers the better results as far as larvaria fixation, growth of mussels and resistance of the system. The Majorero mussel, Perna perna, is one of the more important molluscs of Fuerteventura. They are dominant in the rocky zones of the coast of west due to the outcrop that takes place in this zone that enriches waters with nutrients. Mussel characteristics are a brown coloration with green tones, of small stature and chestnut tree and violet coloured in those of greater stature, of which have not been seen in Fuerteventura for years

The festival of Tuineje in honour of San Miguel Archangel, has just taken place. More followers every year come from not only different parts of Fuerteventura itself, but also Lanzarote and Gran Canaria, and the people become the real centre of this popular and festive event. From early afternoon, the town was already a hotbed of pilgrims dressed in their traditional costumes. Some 70 carriages and carts were paraded on the road to Corral Blanco, where hundreds of people were waiting impatiently the watch the spectacle. Tuineje has grown to be the largest and most crowded festival on the island and the residents of this southern town have succeeded in awakening the parade with more fervour and tradition. After paying tribute to San Miguel, the fiesta continued in the area surrounding the church.

After a modelling competition in England, the barren sand dunes of Fuerteventura’s renowned beaches provided the perfect backdrop for the winning models first professional photo shoot. Charlotte Martin wore designer clothes and sunglasses from Joanna’s Closet in Ulverston. Wearing the tribal outfits that went down a storm in the final, the girls struck primeval poses in the sweltering heat before cooling off in the sea for more sizzling shots. The four girls were selected from a shortlist of six by a judging panel of former Modelling Competition winners Kirsty Price and Erin Hargreaves and photographer Mike Kells who have accompanied them on the week-long trip. After posing in the surf, Georgia Andrews, a 17-year-old beauty therapy student, said: “I thought the tribal theme was fab and it was great wearing our outfits again.” Basketball star Paige Livingston utilised her athleticism to create some energetic poses for the shoot. The 17-year-old said: “It was so much fun. I was jumping around everywhere and I couldn’t stop laughing.” Rebecca Harrison, a sales administrator, said: “I really loved my first photo-shoot and the landscape really helped me get in character.” Charlotte Martin, 19, was delighted with the results. She added: “It was my first photo shoot and I am so pleased with my pictures. I can’t believe it’s me.” For the second shoot Paige, of Victoria Avenue, Barrow said: “My purple dress picture is my favourite so far, but if I could describe my experience in one word I would say... sweaty!” Also wearing purple Becca, of Rydal Road, Ulverston, said: “This photo shoot was hard because of the heat but rewarding because the pictures are so good.” Looking stunning in a chiffon dress with a plunging, beaded halterneck, Charlotte, of Anson Street, Barrow, said: “I found this photo shoot really challenging and I put everything into it. Wearing a crimson and black dress Georgia looked striking against the sun-bleached backdrop. Georgia, of Conway Gardens, Walney, commented: “Eighty degrees, no shade, no wind, hot and clammy – what more can I say? Oh yeah, awesome and exciting!” The third photo shoot was at sunset with the girls modelling Vivienne Westwood sunglasses from Joanna’s Closet, with their own bikinis. The photo-shoot had to be wrapped up quickly to coincide with the sun going down. “This was definitely my favourite,” said Charlotte. “It was mental getting direction off the Kells team and having to work so fast. If a pose hurts that means it works,” added Becca.

La Oliva council is trying to stop the harassment of tourists, by the touts trying to get people in restaurants and bars, on the streets of Corralejo, with the Local Police controlling the situation. They have also been asked to manage the illegal working problem.

In Pajara the council is looking into sexual discrimination in the work place, after it was discovered only 29% of women were promoted compared to 71% of men.

 

October 10th

The City council of La Oliva is in debt to the value of 27 million euros. Almost 5 million euros must given back to the promoters of the Partial Plan Coast of the Light, anticipated to develop in El Cotillo and cancelled by the Council. 25 million euros were from left over from the last government. 3 million euros were for Social Security; 2.5 million to the Fomento company; 14 million to their suppliers, and 5.5 million in bank loans. A loan of 6 million coming from ICO gives very low interest, that begins to pay back in 2011 and which has allowed the start if “very important works” in the municipality. Also 2.2 million euros are destined to Corralejo to decentralize services and to get them as the most important nucleus of the municipality, and 500,000 euros for the purchase of the premises for cultural activities in the place of the Molino de Oliva. In short, the debt is in works, buildings and infrastructures for the municipality.

The Court of Contentious-administrative Nº 2 of Las Palmas of Gran Canaria has annulled the work license granted by the city council of Yaiza to construct 150 apartments in one of the parcels of the Papagayo Coast, in Playa Blanca. According to the Foundation, “the reason for the cancellation of the license has been, because of the absence of the report of compatibility with the Insular Plan of Arrangement of the Territory (PIOT)”. The court stated the omission of the compatibility report cannot be accepted by this Room because it has to consider information to stop superfluous and unnecessary building.

The airline company Ryanair announced last Friday, the cancellation of one of its three weekly flights between Fuerteventura and Dublin are in “breach” in its commercial agreements with the IEA (Grouping of the Economic Interest and Promotion of the Tourist Development of Fuerteventura) in failing its agreement to promote the flights of this airline. One of the most important low cost European airlines will cancel, from the 6th November, the flight to Dublin of Thursdays from Fuerteventura. This cancellation could result in the loss of 20,000 Irish tourists, according to data from the company.

The Army of the Canary Islands and the City of Pájara have reached an agreement to allow access to civilians to the firing range on the Ministry of Defense land which lies in the south of Fuerteventura. According to the agreement, which was initiated this week, entry to the field, from the Penon Blanco and Casa de las Salinas, to a track that gives access to the beaches of La Solapa, Garcey and Vigocho. This part of Fuertevenura was always a communal area in which traditional craft work is done to obtain salt, seafood and fish, activities still present. A high amount archaeological remains are preserved there, along with the presence of large amount of animals of ethnographic interest. The agreement prohibits access to the countryside outside the set route, as well as camping or movement of people and vehicles outside the stated coastline, to ensure the safety of civilian staff and preventing possible damage or accidents. The Military Command of the Canary Islands has stated that "in exercising its responsibility to ensure the safety of people," and being sensitive to the traditions of the people Majorero and Pájara's neighbors in particular, "is ready to ensure access in time and space to its facilities."
However, this access can not have any limitation to the development of military education and military training. To increase security in the area, the Canary Command announced the improvement in the delineation and signs at the shooting range, as well as the installation of accurate information on tickets and access.
 

The Government of Fuerteventura and the Canary Islands Government will develop a program to eliminate sea urchins from the shores of the island, considering it an invasive species and classified as a plague that is impoverishing the coast Majorero. The chairman of the Town of Fuerteventura, Mario Cabrera, and the Minister of Agriculture, Livestock, Fisheries and Food of the Government of the Canary Islands, Pilar Merino, yesterday signed a partnership agreement between the two institutions for the development of actions aimed at controlling the population of sea urchins. One species, they explained, whose proliferation on the coasts causes the so-called Clay Pit, acts negatively on the ecosystem by eliminating other species. The project has a budget of 50,000 euros, over a period of two years, and the possibility that the time will be extended if deemed necessary. The method is similar to that carried out on other islands in the Canaries and it is done to recover the rocky shoreline where the high density of sea urchins cause serious effects on biodiversity, especially in areas of commercial interest. The cleaning of the area selected will be conducted by divers from the lower edge of the algal coverage, which becomes the Clay Pit to a depth of about 20 meters, work that must be repeated every seven days during the first two months of the year.

The economis crisis has plunged the real estate business into real agony. The island has 8,000 new houses that have no outlet in the residential market, because many developers are threatened by embargoes of banks not to release the money for certificates. The president of the Confederation of Employers of Fuerteventura, Eduardo Hernandez, admitted the existence "of more than 8,000 homes without outlet. The situation is not only serious but difficult." According to Hernandez, who met with the President of the Cabildo, along with members of the Chamber of Commerce to discuss the current economic situation, "it will take many years for the construction sector to recover, because they must first sell all the stock of residential housing, before they can begin to build again. The significant increase in the population that Fuerteventura has seen in recent years, led to a demand for the housing developments. Faced with this situation, employers are suing majoreros institutions to put the island on public working, which will not only alleviate the crisis, but to help generate new employment opportunities.

Porretas figs, millet, jareas, pejines, peas, cheese and gofio were among the many products that parishioners offered to the Virgin of the Rosary. Hundreds of people, many of them wearing native costumes, participated in this traditional event. The procession of the image, involved 18 groups from all corners of Puerto Rosario. The church square of the capital of Fuerteventura and the May First Avenue became a caravan of multicolor where popular music and dance accompanied carts drawn by camels, cows and donkeys pulling a huge variety of products. The followers took the image of the Virgin out of the church and stood under a huge arch decorated for the occasion. Along with the patron, were the capital's parish priest, the president of the Cabildo, Mario Cabrera, the mayor of Puerto del Rosario, Marcial Morales, and the councilor of Celebrations, Pena Aguiar, who delivered the first basket of products to the Virgin . At his side, the queens of the festivities were accompanied by their bridesmaids. All the participating groups and many individuals who joined the offering, came with their presents and delivered several boxes of food that will be aimed at Cari-tas. Near the square were completely swamped, but this year the organizers took the initiative to install chairs for the audience to enjoy the three hours that the offering took.

The Civil Guard in Morro Jable, has denounced two people seized during a roadblock, who had a dozen shearwater chicks (Calonectris diomedea) and equipment to poach for them. The arrest is part of the system for monitoring and control of Fuerteventura against the killing of shearwater chicks. The events occurred at 1730 hours on Sunday, when the Civil Guard was conducting checks on the road to the Punta Morro Jable Jandía. The arrest occurred when the two hunters were returning from Punta Jandía after carrying out the poaching. The animals, identified by the security guards and agents of the Environment, were moved to a freezer to be kept as evidence until legal proceedings.
Cinderella is a shearwater seabird of scientific interest and protected as a 'species of special concern' in the National List of Threatened Species (Act 4 / 89 Conservation of Nature and of Wild Flora and Fauna), and Regional Catalog in Endangered Species of the Canary Islands (Decree 151/2001 dated July 23). In addition, the Cabildo of Fuerteventura, through the Ministry of the Environment, participates annually in the campaign for the protection of shearwaters, which takes place until mid-November, coinciding with the departure of the nest of the most young.
The public have asked citizens that if they find a shearwater chick injured or disoriented that they contact the Local Police, Civil Guard officers, security guards for the Environment or ring 112, as these birds can not be given any food or water as they have reserves of fat that allows them to survive.

Fuerteventura has a great tradition in the tourism and trade, and now has 1236 registered businesses.

Beach Jaruga of La Oliva was the scene of the death of a diver, whose disappearance was alerted mid-afternoon at the Coordinating Center for Emergency and Security regional 112. Staff from the Civil Guard and Maritime Rescue were deployed to assist in the search for the diver, whose body was finally located. It is not known who the victim was. The body of diver was finally recovered at 18.20 hours. Shortly after a surfer was in trouble when he was surfing in Pájara and was dragged by the current about 3 miles offshore at 18.40. The man was rescued unharmed after a while by local police officers who intercepted him more than two kilometers from the coast, sources reported.
In a third incident on this day, again near Pájara in Jandía Beach, at 18.45 hours, a swimmer found himself in difficulties in the sea, but was rescued in good health by firefighters from the town.

 

October 2nd

The island of Fuerteventura is nearer being declared by UNESCO a Reserve of the Biosphere. After receiving the approval of the Committee MAB (Man and Biospher) Spanish, dependent of the Ministry of Environment, and finalized on the Friday 19th September the official period of allegations without consideration problems appeared, the international committee of UNESCO will pronounce itself in Paris in the next few weeks.
Along with Fuerteventura, two other Spanish reserves aspire to the high environmental distinction, the mountain passes of Cantabria and the cross-border zone Gerés-Xurés located between Galicia and Portugal. At present 38 Reserves of the Biosphere exist in Spain, of which four are in the Canary Islands. It was necessary to modify the proposal with respect to the zones nucleus, with a view to equipping with a greater protection the ornithological biodiversity. Also the geology section was extended, “because Fuerteventura is between the 100 enclaves of greater geologic interest of the world”, explains the advisor, who considers that “the hardly presented/displayed project can improve”. The approval of this new canary Reserve arrives at the correct time, because the Ministry of Environment has announced its commitment along with financial support to this type of spaces in Spain. The Reserve of the Biosphere of Fuerteventura is promoted by the Council of Environment of the majorero Town hall, and it is based on the balance between the protection of the natural values of the island and the sustainable development of the traditional human activities like agriculture, the cattle ranch and crafts.
In its opinion, the sustainability of a territory with as an important natural value as Fuerteventura cannot settle down without considering that at present the main economic sector in the island is the tourism. A sector that this declaration is wanted to harness through eco-tourism. The proposal of Reserve of the Biosphere of Fuerteventura includes all the insular territory and a coastal strip of five miles in the west and three miles for the rest of the island. Once this declaration is obtained on the part of UNESCO, the majorero Town hall it tries to secure the Spanish Government to accept the declaration of the National Park of barren zones of Fuerteventura.

Bank Santander lost 4.21% in the Stock , up to 10.46 Euros, after announcing that it will buy part of the nationalized Bradford & Bingley.

The cured goat cheese with the covering of pimentón and gofio of the Cheese factory of Arico, in Tenerife, has been awarded the best cheese in the world in the World Cheese Awards 2008, that take place in Dublin, among more than thousand five hundred products worldwide. The Islands is won four gold medals in this year. The medals have gone to Property of Uga and the Cheese factory of Arico, Maxorata and Guriamen de Fuerteventura, Property of Uga - Lanzarote.
 

A region of the municipality of La Oliva, 20,000 square meters, in El Cotillo to allow a waste water purifier to be constructed, announced municipal sources. The mayoress, Rose Fernandez, signed yesterday that Eduvigio Alberto Goatherd gives to the municipality a lot of 20,000 square meters located in the Masmorrilla, a zone located between the towns of El Roque and El Cotillo.

The Bella Aida, the largest of the luxury ships that arrive in Fuerteventura in this season of cruises. The Cabildo Majorero hosted a welcome event, to the rhythm of traditional music and batucada, to the 1,800 passengers of that ship upon arrival in Puerto del Rosario, with the presence of many regional and island authorities. The cruise season runs from end of September until March 2009, and it is expected to increase visitors by around 13 percent, according to estimates by the Tourist Board. Last season 41,000 tourists came to Fuerteventura by this means, a 29% increase over the previous year, which shows a steady increase in this sector. The president of the Cabildo Majorero, Mario Cabrera, said that with the launch of this port infrastructure "begins a new stage for Fuerteventura, which will allow us to get in the best conditions for tourists who visit us via cruise ship and begin exploring a new facet tourism for the island. " For his part, the Minister of Tourism, Agueda Montelongo, added that "from now on we must get down to work to ensure that the island becomes a main port, which would mean that many cruises start and finish their journeys from here, which would strongly increase the overnight stays of thousands of tourists who would seize the opportunity to spend a few days in Fuerteventura. " A total of 18 buses departed completely full from the port with passengers of the Bella Aida, bound for various locations in Fuerteventura on a tour that had already been booked by the visitors.

Agents of the Environment of Fuerteventura Hall, in collaboration with the Local Police in the municipality of La Oliva, has proceeded with the arrest of two people who performed illegal shellfishing from the beach Jaruga of Tindaya. Members of the Cabildo and the Local Police identified on Tuesday, Sept. 23rd, two individuals who were shellfishing in the area of Wind Point, near the Playa del Jaruga of Tindaya. They seized a total of 4 kilograms of species of Burgos' Osilinus' and limpets' Patella Tenius crenata 'and' Patella Candeias', the latter species are in danger of extinction.

The prosecution asked for 46 years of imprisonment for a man who is accused of killing an English couple from Fuerteventura. A jury will judge in November John Carmelo SA for this double murder, which occurred two years ago in La Oliva and shocked residents of the municipality Majorero. According to the prosecution the crime occurred in July 2006, when Brian David Johnson and his wife, Tina Jane Johnson, 60 and 58 years old, travelled by car to El Cotillo to collect the rent on several apartments. Both were engaged in clearing and collecting the rent of those buildings, one of which was occupied by Juan Carmelo and was three months in arrears. But that morning the tenant did not have money to pay off the debt, an argument arose and the defendant ended up hitting Tina's head repeatedly with a hammer. Minutes later, Brian called at the door in search of his wife, entered the home and was attacked in the same manner. The accused used two bags to cover the bodies from head to chest, and tied with a ribbon. He also hid the bodies with blankets and kept them at his house for an indefinite period, before he finally went by car to Malpaís of Mascona and buried them with stones.

Corralejo held its yearly cultural weekend with more cultures taking part than last year. Live music was provided as well as many different stalls, dedicated to the different countries represented. Unfortunately this years event did not seem as well advertised as in years previous and therefore was down on numbers of visitors.
 

 

September 25th 2008

The citizens of Fuerteventura can enjoy, during December, discounts in shops, restaurants and hotels on the island in an initiative of the Chamber of Commerce, announced the Insular Town hall today. They will be able to obtain discounts of between 3% and 15% or to spend one night in an hotel on the island for only 25 Euros a night. It is hoped that this will encourage residents to become tourists for the day on their own island, allowing them to get to know the different establishments of Fuerteventura, explained the promoters. Altogether 69 hotels, 89 apartments, 90 shops and 159 restaurants in different areas of the island have joined the program.

A Wheelchair burst into flames, minutes after it was unloaded from the hold of an aircraft coming from Fuerteventura. The incident took place shortly after a holiday jet landed at Manchester Airport, with more than 200 passengers on board. It triggered a warning from the Civil Aviation Authority about the dangers of carrying electrical goods on an aircraft. The plane, a First Choice Boeing 757, had landed at the airport after a flight from Fureteventura. Ground staff at Manchester airport were removing luggage from the hold when they saw sparks coming from the wheelchair. The wheelchair was placed on a ground vehicle and within seconds had burst into flames. "It was a real inferno," one industry source said. "Thankfully no-one was injured as a result of the Manchester incident," said Geoff Leach, manager of the dangerous goods office at the Civil Aviation Authority. "The cause of the fire is currently under investigation, but it does highlight the need for passengers to be extremely vigilant when taking items on board aircraft. "Passengers need to be aware that some items, which are relatively innocuous in everyday use, are capable of posing a serious risk to the occupants of an aircraft, no matter where they are carried on-board and therefore need to be carefully checked." The incident with the wheelchair has highlighted the dangers of carrying electrical items, especially those which are powered by battery. According to the CAA, battery terminals should be covered. If not a piece of metal could, if it touches both terminals, create a circuit heightening the risk of a fire. "Passengers frequently travel with electronic gadgets or other battery powered items and, although the batteries in these rarely pose a safety problem, if they are loose or the equipment is inadvertently activated there is a danger of fire," Mr Leach added. [The Telegraph]

A man is planning to take legal action against a holiday airline claiming he and his partner were treated as the “Family from Hell” and escorted off a plane. Simon Howley, a TV film producer, and his family had an altercation with Thomas Cook flight attendant after his two-year-old daughter Maisie became distraught on a flight to Fuerteventura. Maisie had become upset during the outgoing flight, but the flight attendant said the plane would not land unless she sat in her own seat. Despite this, the plane landed safely with Maisie on her mother’s lap, and the family claim they apologised when they left. When he and his partner Natasha Back returned to Fuerteventura Airport for the flight back to Gatwick however, they were asked to sign a form before they boarded. Thomas Cook have confirmed that this was an "additional conditions of carriage" form. Mr Howley, 41, claims that the names Howley/Back had been put on A4 sheets of paper at the check-in desks. A Thomas Cook representative said they had been expecting "the family from Hell" but admitted the description did not fit the family. Upon boarding the plane, they met the flight attendant Mr Howley had dealt with the week before. He asked for her name because he planned to complain when he returned to the UK and she allegedly replied: "That's fine darlin". Within minutes of settling into their seats, the cabin manager told the family to disembark because they had allegedly been behaving in "a threatening manner". Not wishing to cause a scene, they left the plane, despite mother and daughter in tears. After already spending £3,000 on the holiday, Mr Howley's family then spent a further £500 for a later flight home, after being refused back on. Mr Howley said: "As a frequent business flyer I have never had the ignominy of being escorted from a passenger jet." He has now complained to Thomas Cook and consulted a lawyer. He said: "It was bad enough being called 'darlin' by the stewardess but then being asked to sign what was in reality a good behaviour form and being labelled the family from hell was just too much. "Other passengers were very supportive of us and couldn't see what we had done wrong."It was a charter flight but I am not some kind of lager lout. My job takes me on flights around the world and nothing like this has ever happened to me before." Thomas Cook said they were investigating the complaint. [The Telegraph]
 

Omar Konaty, died while soccer training in the football ground of Risco Negro, in Puerto Rosario. Born in Mali, he came to Fuerteventura in August 2006. Until turning 18 he lived in an immigrant center which he left in February 2008 to travel to Valencia, until returning to Puerto Rosario. Although he had been treated for a year for pericarditis his death still came as a shock. In spite of the disease, he began to train with the team. He used to travel to the football ground on a bicycle. So far, the diagnosis is the one of accidental death.

25 tourist reps from Puerto Rosario have had a crash course of English and German to welcome the passengers of the first cruise ship that will arrive this season at Fuerteventura in their own language. The “Beautiful Aída”, a luxury boat will inaugurate the season and the facilities of the new wharf for cruiser ships to the capital. In order to facilitate this during the upcoming season, a translator and interpreter will give two classes a week in English and German, although this week there will be three classes. If this initiative goes well, this experience could be repeated. The first classes that have been programmed will concentrate on introducing the students to the most basic aspects of both languages, so that they are able to greet, give a welcome, and to ask what their trip is like or to invite the tourists to dance.

43.6% of minors between 13 and 17 years that surf the Internet have received a sexual proposal through the network, according to data gathered by agents of the Judicial Police. They have analyzed the risks, threats and opportunities that the Internet offers to minors and have confirmed that the Internet is not bad but a door to the world that the minors must use being conscious of the risks.

Majoreros have again demonstrated their devotion to their patroness, la Virgen de La Pena. Some 25,000 people gathered during Friday and Saturday in the small town of Vega de Rio Palma, in the municipality of Betancuria, which houses the shrine that has the most venerated image of Fuerteventura. The first rains that heralded the arrival of autumn were not an impediment to hundreds of pilgrims yesterday on their journey to the sanctuary of the Vega de Rio Palmas to venerate the patron saint of majoreros: Nuestra Senora de la Pena. From early morning, the roads were populated by pilgrims to comply with tradition. Most of the worshippers gathered in Antigua and then climbed to the village of El Cortijo de la Hoya. Others chose different routes, but all had the same destination: the chapel of La Vega. The Cabildo of Fuerteventura, through consulting emergency services, expected this level of participation and launched a comprehensive safety campaign, with the cooperation of law enforcement and state security forces and local police officers.  A solemn Mass was held, chaired by the Bishop of the Canary Islands, Francisco Cases, as well as the traditional procession of the image and offering to the Virgin.

Over 70 people participated this summer in courses to introduce people boating that was initiated by the Council of Sports of the Town hall of Fuerteventura. The past weekend saw the last one of the courses in Corralejo. The program, that started in July, also had courses in Great Tarajal, Morro Jable, el Castillo and Puerto Rosario. Port of the Rosary

Four people were denounced by the Civil Guard the past Wednesday after being surprised in the Natural Park of Jandía by watchmen of Environment camping illegally. The collaboration between the watchmen of Environment of the Town hall of Fuerteventura and the Civil Guard (Seprona), allowed them to locate, identify and denounce four people who camped illegally in the zone of El Roque del Morro, in the natural park of Jandía, municipal term of Pájara. The Civil Guard whose agents approached the campers at 19,00 hours on Wednesday, right at the moment at which four people returned with 8 kilos of mussels. After identifing them, the people were cahrged with camping illegally and the illegal shellfishing of protected species. The finess for each of them could be about 3,000 Euros.

September 19th 2008

Britons are defying the credit crunch to catch some European sunshine, according to travel retailer Travelrepublic.co.uk.
The fastest-selling destination is Dalaman in Turkey, which saw sales of holiday breaks up 260 per cent compared to the same time last year.
Turkey is outside the euro zone but more traditional holiday favourites such as the Spanish islands and the Costas continue to see strong growth thanks to their ease of access and familiarity.
Other favourite holiday destinations for summer sun include Madeira, which has seen sales rise by 83 per cent, and Fuerteventura with a 74 per cent increase in bookings. Travelrepublic.co.uk managing director Paul Fumer said that long-haul destinations such as India, Dominican Republic, Barbados, Mexico and Jamaica are all seeing exceptional growth from small sales volumes last year. He blamed the poor weather experienced during the current British summer for the rise in holiday sales to sunshine destinations. [www.travelbite.co.uk]

One person was injured in a traffic accident in Caleta de Fuste this week. Three vehicles were involved in the incident that left two cars virtually destroyed.

A man aged 28 has been seriously injured after a fall from an empty apartment complex in Costa Calma. The incident took place at one in the morning last week and the man was transferred in a helicopter to the Emergency Department in Gran Canaria.

The refurbishment project of the commercial area of Puerto del Rosario, on the streets of Leon Castillo and Virgen de La Pena, has begun to arouse suspicion and criticism from traders, who complained of the disappearance of some 200 car parking spaces, the problems of loading and unloading of goods and the slow pace of works with the consequent economic loss.
The proposed project, which has been running for several months by the company Moreno Perez, has a budget of EUR 843433.43 and affects the streets Romero, Soralla, El Greco, Velazquez, Murillo, Rocinante, La Venta, Toboso, Cipriano Gutierrez and Molinos. They cross the roads that connect the two commercial arteries of the capital: Leon Castillo and Virgen de La Peña.
The project aims to repave and retarmac the roads, install and provide furniture to the streets above, as well as provide a greater area of sidewalks, lighting, landscaping, signs and vegetation. Another purpose is to reduce the traffic within the shopping area.
The manager of Coleyca, the business association that brings together many of the merchants in the area, Eduardo Paz, showed their dissatisfaction "with the development of the works and modifications to the project." He also added that "the delay in construction planning with several streets closed at once, is causing much damage to the shop keepers trading."
Since Coleyca "called for the resignation of the then councillor of Commerce of Puerto del Rosario, Carmen Delia Gutierrez, we were not consulted enough and when asked, we received no replies from the council. "Works are always good if there is consensus."
The businessman Miguel Ángel Rodríguez believes that a free trade parking zone  "does not work. Not only for traders, but also for residents." Moreover, he says that "my street has been closed for two and a half months and in August it has not been worked on. The association of entrepreneurs in this area has complained. The furniture leaves much to be desired, for its aesthetic void."

The Canary Islands are to get more stations to help measure the quality of air.
Permission has been given for a 223,250 euro project in Tenerife, together with further stations on Gran Canaria (190,000 euros) and Fuerteventura (164,920 euros).
This will make seven in all for Santa Cruz, four of which monitor the emissions coming from the Cepsa refinery. It will bring the total of air monitoring stations on Lanzarote, Gran Canaria, Tenerife and Fuerte-ventura to 34.
The stations monitor the quality of air and evaluate its contents, such as the levels of lead, ozone and carbon monoxide to make sure they adhere to the regulations for people’s health and the environment. [Tenerife News]

An Air Mediterranee Airbus A321-100, registration F-GYAN performing flight DR2504 from Paris Charles de Gaulle (France) to Fuerteventura,CI (Spain), had just landed in Fuerteventura and was taxiing off the runway, when smoke started the emanate from the left hand main gear. Fire engines immediately activated, but needed around 10 minutes to stop the wheel fire, which was helped by a hydraulics leak. The passengers disembarked normally after fire fighters brought the fire under control. [Aviation Herald]

The prison of Fuerteventura will begin to be constructed next year and could be operative before the 2011, according to the president of the State Society of Infrastructures and Equipamientos Penitenciarios (SIEP), Juan Jose Azcona.
Azcona met this week with the municipal corporation of Port of the Rosary to inform them of the terms and conditions of the new prison that the Department of the Interior intends to construct in Fuerteventura.
This complex will be located near the Environmental Complex of Zurita and the locality of Tesjuate.
All altogether 100,000 meters squared of the 300,000 meters that the property owns will be used. The State has agreed to pay six times the initial value of the chosen ground.
According to the mayor of the city, the initial appraisal was for 170,000 Euros and the SIEP now offers 600,000 Euros.
“We want this prison, besides serving the society, it supports the economy in Puerto del Rosario”, said Morals.

PuertoCalle 2008 approaches. Starting on Monday 22nd it has a total of 23 musical spectacles, of humour, acrobatic and circus acts that comprise the program of the second edition of this festival of scenic arts in the street.
Altogether, seventeen groups of artists will perform in the streets of Puerto del  Rosario. During the five days that the festival lasts, artists of the world will coexist with majoreros artists.
The mayor of Puerto del Rosario indicated the true sense of the event: “To make our streets places for the benefit of the family and to get to know neighbours and people through culture”.
The highlight of this year is the Argentian group “Voalá! ”, who have a spectacle of aerial dance accompanied by music on Thursday. Also they will support all the acrobatics of “Circus in the air”, a circus spectacle performed by Canarians, Catalan and Brazilian artistson on the Friday night.
On the other hand, Mario the queen of the circus and Navarrese Álex are the two performers of comic humour for the next week. But there will be pop music with the performances of Alcogida and Tabajoste. Children will be able to enjoy of a whole programme especially for them during the afternoons from the 22 to the 26 of September.

We should be getting access to cheaper and a wider range of broadband services. The unique underwater cable system between the Península and the Canary Islands is the one that Telefonica rents to alternative operators who serve broadband. Up until now the prices of the rent of this cable were not regulated by the CMT. The Commission has now imposed a reduction of the 30.38 percent in all the capacities of the transmission available. Costs for the alternative operators will be lower and better supplies will be able to be made for broadband.
In addition, the new fixed prices will leave sufficient margin so that a company that wants to compete in infrastructures and tender an underwater cable system between the Península and the Canary Islands can recover their investment.
With the aim of giving an boost to the broadband sector in the Canaries, the CMT has considered the promotion of the competition, as well as facilitating to the citizens access to an ample supply of suppliers and prices, as happens in the peninsula.
Telefonica owns 76.3 percent of the market in broadband in the Canaries, almost 20 points superior to the average in Spain, according to the data of the Report of Penetration 2007 of the CMT. In the Canary Islands, ONO is the unique cable operator, with 13.3 percent of the market.

Magdalena Alvarez, minister of Promotion of the Spanish Government, confirmed that next weekend she will visit the canary airports to supervise the Canary execution of the Plan 2020. At the moment “we are in the middle of the execution” of this initiative that affects all the airports of the Islands.
The primary target of this Plan supposes an advance to prepare the airports and to improve their capacity to face future demands. The Spanish Government has calculated the capacity that will be demanded of airport infrastructures in 2020 and has designed a Plan that it tries to fulfill those expectations.
Against this background, Alvarez will supervise the execution of the runways, the terminals, the control towers, parking, the management and security systems of the airports.
The minister recognized that the airports are “the base of mobility in the Islands” and the national Executive is aiming to ensure that the terms are fulfilled and the infrastructures are put in.
Alvarez emphasized the security systems that will have the most modern facilities with “an exhaustive and intensive control”. She also emphasized the enhanced luggage management system destined for Fuerteventura.

News of the Weird
Italian and U.K. legal authorities have recently discarded rule interpretations based on embarrassingly anachronistic stereotypes of women. In July, Italy's Court of Cassation reversed a 1999 ruling creating a legal presumption that a woman wearing tight jeans could not be the victim of rape because such jeans would be impossible to remove without her assistance. [Daily Telegraph (London), 7-23-08]
Jonathan Williams, 33, was convicted of cocaine possession in England's Guildford Crown Court in July, as jurors rejected his explanation that the pants he had on (containing the cocaine) were not his. [The Guardian, 7-9-08]
That explanation also failed in August in Naples, Fla., for Richard Obdyke, 19, when police found a stolen debit card in his pants. (In both cases, the men said they had no idea whose pants they were wearing.) [Naples Daily News, 8-27-08]
According to police in Bethlehem, Pa., four kids (ages 9 to 14) grabbed a donation box in August at RiverPlace park (contributions to an organization that maintains the park's portable toilets) and ran for nearby woods, with several police officers in pursuit. Three boys were caught, but the other made it a little ways into the woods before falling into a manure pit built by homeless people at their encampment. [The Morning Call (Allentown), 8-5-08]

 

September 11th 2008

Spanish firm, Futura International Airways had their operating licence suspended on Sunday night by Spain's aviation authority, and the future of the airline is in jeopardy. Yesterday, they said they had come up with a rescue plan which would see half their staff sacked and half their planes axed in a bid to avoid bankruptcy. Futura have flown holidaymakers from Glasgow and Edinburgh airports to destinations including Palma, Fuerteventura, Lanzarote, Mahon and Tenerife. News of the airline's problems comes just days after the collapse of airline Zoom - who also operated out of Glasgow. It was unclear how many Scots holidaymakers would be affected by Futura's woes. Futura usually sell flights through operators such as Thomas Cook. Thomas Cook said they were working yesterday to get alternative flights for passengers affected by Futura's problems. The Spanish government have now lifted the flight ban. Futura's woes came after rising fuel prices. [http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk]

Two Wigan children triggered a daring rescue in the Canaries – while looking for chipmunks! Kayleigh Peach, 11, and her eight-year-old brother David bought bags of peanuts to feed the cute creatures and were scrambling over rocks on Fuerteventura. But as they did so, the young holidaymakers noticed two fishermen stranded on a rocky outcrop, with the Atlantic Ocean thundering all around. They alerted their dad, a Billinge GP, and within minutes the family set a life-saving operation in motion which left hundreds of fellow holidaymakers on the beach open-mouthed as the drama unfolded. Mum Kathryn Peach shouted to the desperate sea anglers that help was on its way, while her husband Ian and his nephew Andrew raced back along the coast to raise the alert with the Canary Islands' coastguard. Rescue frogmen in wet suits summoned by the Peach's SOS made attempts to attach 'bosun's winch' type lines to the rock. But they failed because they were being repeatedly driven back by the heavy surf. Then, minutes later, a Spanish civil defence rescue helicopter arrived, and the two men, one in his late 20s and the other in his mid-teens and both dressed in shorts, were hoisted up into the air to safety. The successful rescue was completed with only seconds to spare. There were gasps of horror from the watching holidaymakers when, moments earlier, the fishermen disappeared completely from view as a huge wave crashed over them, threatening to wash them into the ocean and dash them against the sharp rocks. Dr Peach, 41, and his family, who live in Standish and were part of a 10-strong party including his three children, his mum and other relations, were later told that although shocked, the pair escaped injury in their ordeal. A GP at Billinge Medical Centre in Recreation Drive, Dr Peach said: "The coast is very rocky and we went down a path near to the sea looking for some chipmunks, which are a bit of local attraction and they live down by the rocks. "On the way back we saw a couple of rod and line fishermen on some rocks out in the sea in front of us.
"They kept trying to climb down, as if they wanted to get off, and then when the waves came crashing in, they were chased back up again.
"We thought to ourselves, they are not going to get off this rock and we knew we had better get help. We went into a bar and used the phone to raise the alarm. "There was quite a sizeable gap between this rock and the headland and the tide seems to have taken them by surprise. It had started off OK, but it had ended up as an island." "The local scuba diver service immediately sent a boat out, but they couldn't get close enough because the waves were too fierce.
"Then the police and ambulance services arrived. Lines were successfully fired across to the fishermen on the island, but they were broken by the strong swell."
The helicopter arrived and the men were winched to safety. Modest Dr Peach added: "All we did was found some people in trouble and went to get help – it was all anybody would have done. The Spanish rescue people should be praised for how quickly they responded." [Wigan News]

Cofete beach has become the incubator for 800 eggs of the loggerhead turtle for the 3rd consecutive year. The eggs come from Cape Verde with the objective of repopulating the archipelago with this endangered species. The eggs were distributed in 12 nests, in a perimeter of 100 square metres. This area is constantly moniored during the 2 months the eggs take to hatch. Once the turtles are hatched they are moved to a farm in Morro Jable before being released into the sea. The 1st year was a great success, but last year storms at sea caused major loses.

Paulino Rivero, the president of the Canary Islands, has said that the location for the new power plant on Fuerteventura must be made before the end of September. The recent power cuts have shown the urgency of the situation, and no further delays will be tolerated. He said he will all the powers that the Canary Islands have over the island to ensure that this happens. He is also supporting the appropriation of land to complete the north south road and the regeneration of La Oliva and Jandia to make them more attractive as tourist destinations.

A sewage leak ahs caused the closure of a beach in Puerto del Rosario. Fuentes beach near the port had to be shut off when the waters near the coast were found to be contaminated. The little beach next to it was also closed for hygiene reasons. The leak was due to technical problems at the pumping station. The water will be tested again beforee the beaches are reopened.

The president of the Government, Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, has announced today who the minimum pensions will increase by 6 percent in 2009, This is to help the elderly through the tough economic times.

Officials are investigating the sale of parcels of municipal land in La Lajita. Apparently these appear to have been sold at under their appraised price and there is some suspicion that bribery of the council was involved. The mayor of Pajara, Rafael Perdomo, insists that the sales were all above board and that the accusations are completely groundless.

La Caldereta is to be home to the largest drinking water reservoir on Fuerteventura, which will be responsible for supplying the centre and south of the island. It will be several times larger than any existing deposits and it is anticipated that it will meet the demands of the island for the next three decades. The reservoir will be virtually buried, to reduce the environmental impact, the first construction being done on the island with this characteristic. The project will also include a new network of large-diameter pipeline, which will allow the system to provide greater flow. The joint investment will amount to 2.2 billion euros, which is being partly financed by CAAF. The new reservoir will have a capacity of 16,500 cubic meters, with exterior dimensions of 74.05 wide by 43 meters deep and maximum height of 6 metres.

A new road link between Corralejo and Puerto Rosario is being built to keep traffic off the road through the dunes. With the aim or recovering and preserving the dynamic dunes and native vegetation. The road that is there now will either be removed or left to be covered by the movement of the sand. A study is looking into the possibility of creating 2 car parks tto allow access to the beaches. One in the vicinity of Moro beach and the other near the Hotels. There will be a 5 mile stretch of access for pedestrians and cyclists.

On Friday a Spanair plane from Fuerteventura to Barcelona was forced to abort take off after trouble with its engines. After several attempts at take off and 30 minutes later the captain informed the 120 passengers of a fault and asked them to disembark. A lot of the passengers demanded another flight, as there was at least a nine hour delay because the mechanics had to flown in from Gran Canaria, detect and fix the fault. Another reason for demanding another flight was that the passengers were scared to get back on the plane as it was the same type that had crashed on take off in Madrid.

News of the Weird

Octopuses have been given Rubiks cube to find out if they have a favourite tentacle.
Are they octidextrous, or do they have assigned tentades for different things (eating, flirting etc.)? If we knew, we could reduce he poor things stress levels, explained England's Sea Life Centre.

Last words of Texas trucker.
About to unload his hau of heavy pipes and starting to loosen safety straps, his collegue said "Better wait for the crane to do that", the trucker replied "Don't worry, I've got it" Then a 4 ton pipe rolled off the truck and killed him.


September 4th 2008

The Canaries registered 176,339 unemployed in August, representing an increase of 238 persons.

Ryanair continues to cancel reservations made through the web if not on their own site. The European Commission has issued a warning to Ryanair about cancelling the tickets of passengers who have brought flights through screenscraper websites. It has highlighted European regulations  which outline how passengers must be compensated and assisted in cases of cancellations.
"We have told Ryanair that it is free to determine its own sales policy, but if passengers have bought tickets in good faith, the regulations apply," said an EC spokesman. After receiving the letter of warning from the EC, Ryanair issued a statement. In it, Ryanair’s director of legal and regulatory affairs, Jim Callaghan, said: “Ryanair is disappointed that yet again the European Commission is failing to protect consumers from the unlawful, misleading and anti-consumer practices of screenscraper websites, who are illegally accessing Ryanair’s website and imposing hidden mark-ups of up to 300% on Ryanair fares.
“Ryanair has provided specific examples of these unlawful practices to the Commission and yet the Commission again fails to take any action on behalf of consumers against these illegal ticket-tout websites. “Ryanair will continue to fight these screenscrapers to protect consumers from these unlawful and abusive practices, while the European Commission again fails consumers.”
Ryanair had claimed that it has suffered “dramatic slowdowns" to the Ryanair.com website due to the activities of screenscraping sites which it has tried to ban.

Divers and volunteers recovered numerous tyres, pieces of iron and metal and 4 bathtubs from Puerto Rosario harbour. The total weight exceeed a ton. Among the volunteers were the young people of Tamaragua 2008 as reported on last week. The Councillor for the Environment says that their intention is to continue working in these type of campaigns and educate the sectors related to the sea, like fishermen, owners of boats and citizens living in the vicinity.

The Mayor of Pajara has reproached the Government of the Canaries because of the delay to the improvements to the harbour of Morro Jable. It was to be finished before the beginning of the summer season. Because of the delay Fuerteventura has lost a big chunk of the tourist market, as the cruise liners cannot dock there.

August saw the disabled of the Canaries enjoy their annual holiday in Puerto Rosario. Adapted vans, buses, amphibious wheelchairs and inflatables helped make their stay here enjoyable. Much laughter and new friendships were apparent, with personnel from the Red Cross helping out at the beaches and the waterpark.

The cattle of the Canary Islands (approx 20,500) emit 45,245 tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere every year.

The fire brigade of Puerto Rosario does not fulfill the ratios established by the EU, that is to say one fireman for every 1,000 citizens. The existing number of men is 13 for Puerto Rosario Antigua and Betincuria, when it should be 70. Also most of the vehicles used by the firemen are not up to EU standard, some are without communication systems and one does not have an ITV (MOT).

At least one business a week closes down in Rosario. At least 100 businesses have closed down in the last year, mainly being small and medium sized. Even the sales season, which usually breathes new life into businesses, has not been as good as expected.

People in Antigua are being asked to vote for their favourite project, on view in the town hall until the 8th September. There are 6 proposals for the upgrading of the square in Antigua. The foundations of the projects were: lighting, paving, landscaping, rest areas and the removal of architectural barriers. The winner will receive a prize of €2000.

The Ministry of Health will launch a programme for the early detection of deafness in newborns, the goal is to detect hearing defects before 3 months old. The aim is to test all children before being discharged from hospital.

12 denunciations have been handed out this summer for illegal shellfishing. Since 2005 it has been against the law, but both locals and tourists seem to be ignoring the rules. Between July and August 10 kilos of shellfish were confiscated and resulted in the above denunciations, which is actually lower than last summer. The problem is worse on the west coast of the island.
 

August 25th 2008

The Spanair plane crash last week at Madrid airport included two Fuerteventurans from Tuineje as its victims. Angry relatives of Madrid crash victims asked yesterday why the aircraft was allowed to fly two hours after it aborted a take-off because of a technical fault. A total of 153 people died on Wednesday when the Spanair aircraft bound for Las Palmas failed to take off, crashing shortly beyond the runway and bursting into flames. Nineteen people were injured. Spanair officials confirmed that the pilot aborted his first take-off attempt after noticing that an air intake under the cockpit window was overheating. Javier Mendoza, the airline’s deputy managing director, said that the problem was treated and corrected by maintenance personnel, who switched off power to the intake – standard procedure for the McDonnell Douglas MD82 aircraft. His explanation did little to quell the anger of relatives who gathered at a makeshift mortuary in a convention centre to identify the bodies.
One survivor, Ligia Palomino, said: “The plane was wobbling from one side to another. I don’t know what happened next. I was in a sort of river and saw people, smoke, explosions.”
An air hostess in an Iberia aircraft that was coming into land heard her captain exclaim: “That plane is not taking off. It’s eating up the runway!” She said the Spanair aircraft’s left engine exploded when it was about 70 metres in the air and fell “like a leaf”.
She said: “As it swerved, its left wing touched the ground, there was an explosion and the plane broke apart.”
A Spanish pilots’ union claimed that Spanair, which is cutting jobs, was asking pilots to carry out repair work because of a shortage of maintenance personnel. Spanair, a subsidiary of Scandinavian Airlines System (SAS), rebuffed the criticism, insisting that the company had an exemplary safety record. Swedish media also reported that there were 166 passengers on the flight list even though SAS’s annual report says that the maximum number of seats is 150. SAS said it was normal to put extra seats on aircraft and that this had nothing to do with safety.
There were also reports yesterday that the 15-year-old aircraft was due to be retired from service later this year.
One theory is that thrust reversers, normally used only at touchdown, were deployed. That would explain why the pilots were unable to control the craft despite reaching normal take-off speed. In 1991, a Boeing 767 crashed in Thailand with the loss of 223 lives when the thrust reverser went in. [TIMES ONLINE)
operation automatically.

The 33rd edition of the Festival for Youth has already begun, events continue in Gran Tarajal until August 31st. Among the many activities during the 14 days of this celebration, are sport tournaments, including beach soccer, beach volleyball, 2 a-side football andand 3 a-side basketball. It also includes word games and lectures on different topics of interest in the island. On the the beach, there are sack races or pañuelito, board games and inflatable castles for the little ones. Apart from the sports, the week of Youth has several entertainment activities such as: foam party, tricycles, relay races, and toy libraries. A star player is chosen from the concerts and galas to be held over the two weeks of events. On Friday August 22nd, coinciding with the concert of The Jeffrey, the number of buses increased between Gran Tarajal-Puerto del Rosario, on Tuesday, 26 services will be strengthened during the afternoon. As well as special services to enable the completion of the gala Fuerteventura Summer Experience. These services are in place to prevent the public being forced to go with their cars at night and that this celebration is not tarnished by the mixture of alcohol and driving. On Sunday 31st the festival closes with soaking those who have refused to end the party at dawn.

The Cabildo of Puerto del Rosario will develop a programme of prevention and health to promote safe sexual practices and advice to prostitutes. Councillor Victor Alonso explained that they have a responsibility to help these people, who are often helpless. Since early July, a psychologist, a social worker and an administrative assistant have developed a programme to approach this problem.

12 young people, from 9 countries are participating in Tamaragua 2008,which joins fun and working together with a mixture of cultures. The morning sees basic tasks of caring for the environment, while in the afternoons they learn about leisure and culture that exists in our island. In exchange for their work in caring for the environment and clearing rubbish they are provided with meals and the activities. In carrying out the clean-up they have removed more than 3,000 kilos of garbage. For their leisure they have done Canary wrestling, Canary ball, play stick, diving, windsurfing, kayaking and been to the Island of Lobos and visited places of interest on Fuerteventura.

Fred Olsen has announced a reduction of fuel surcharge from the 1st September. This will lower prices and allow an increase in the number of passengers.

A year after its inauguration, the day centre for minors in Tuineje closed. The city council had difficulties regarding a connection of the electrical system, and is trying to resolve them. The facilities and furniture run the risk of deteriorating through lack of use.

The Canary Islands have registered 25 deaths in the work sector in the first half of the year, although general accidents have fallen. 5 were going to and from work, 11 in construction, 8 in agriculture and 1 in fishing.

Fred Olsen will dismiss 25% of their ground crew and will introduce a system of shift work.

If you've always fancied flying your own plane into Fuerteventura airport, you can now - online! www.flightsim.com has added our airport to their flight simulation programme. It includes a realistic rendering of the surrounding environment as well as an accurate representation of the runways ad approaches.

WEIRD

For those busy parents who need to be reminded that they have brought their tots with them in the car, an alarm alerts if they exit the car without them. Said one Texas woman interviewed "As a mom you can really get distracted."

Unrealistic expectations: Victor Rodriguez, 21, about to be arrested turned to his 9 foot long python, as police approached and said "Get them."
 

 

August 17th 2008

Ryanair has announced that it will not honour tickets for its flights to and from Spain that not have been bought on its own website. This applies to all flights after the 25th August. The reason for this is that other websites and agencies have been contravening copyright. Passengers holding Ryanair tickets should rebook their flight on the Ryanair site and then try to reclaim their original ticket price from the organisation that sold it to them.

Betancuria is in debt by more than 4,500,000 euros. This could mean that each neighbour will have to pay over 6,000 euros to clear it. The municipality has a budget of 1.4 billion euros, so Betancuria is trying to reach agreements with banks, and especially with suppliers, but most are small suppliers and are themselves struggling in the current economic crisis. The main problem of Betancuria, is that it doesn't generate much revenue. It gets a lot of tourists, but these are mainly during the day and the town itself doesn't have any large hotels.  The mayor wants to put in place a new plan to launch tourism projects focused on generating revenue and promoting rural tourism, which will have to be approved by the Ministry of Environment of the Canary Islands Government.

The number of abandoned dogs is increasing significantly as the holiday season gets into full flow. Municipal kennels are saturated with the growth in the number of animals. This is probably compounded by the economic slowdown we are experiencing. In most of the municipal kennels, the largest number of dogs are hunting dogs, many of which have no microchip, making the identification of the owner impossible. Abandoned dogs have a period of 10 days to be picked up by their owners. After this time, the animals become part of the adoption system.  This kennel also tries to rehouse the animals in new homes in Germany.  The kennel in Pájara works in conjunction with the council to avoid cases of abandonment. If dogs are chipped, they are immediately returned to their owners. The dogs up for adoption are vaccinated and registered by the council, to maintain control over them and if a further loss occurs they can identify those responsible for it. Another factor seriously influencing the increase in stray animals is the opening the hunting season, where dogs are often turned out into the countryside once they have outlived their usefulness.

And on the subject of animals, more than 80 animal victims they have been taken care of in by the wild animal sanctuary. In the case of the birds, many of the injuries were made by predators, poisoning or hunters pellets. 7 dolphins were treated, 25 turtles, 48 birds of different species. In some cases the creatures were given first aid, and in others they were transferred to the veterinary clinic in the Zoo in La Lajita, or in serious cases to the Equipment recovery centre of Injured Animals in Gran Canaria. The Department of Fauna of the Town hall has indicated that with regard to birds, this year a high percentage of aguilillas have been registered (buteo Buteo) hurt by pellets, as well as kestrels (Falco tenninculus) youthful and adult with poisoning symptoms, possibly by the  ingestion of fauna coming from gardens treated with pesticides or by drinking unsanitary water. In the majority of the cases the specimens were healed and sent back to the wild. The advisor of Environment and Infrastructures of the Town hall, Natalia Évora, indicated that “the fact that we have several cases of protected birds hurt by pellets denotes a worrisome and irresponsible attitude on the part of the users of the guns that hurt these birds”, and she was forceful when affirming that “our services of monitoring are going to be very strict on these cases of aggression against biodiversity. There is a 200,000 Euros fine against attempts to harm protected fauna as well as flora.

A total of 100 members of the PP in Fuerteventura have been expelled from the party by burofaxes. The reason for this expulsion has been the attendance at  "repeated" meetings and assemblies convened by Domingo Gonzalez Arroyo, who was suspended from being chairman of the PP in Fuerteventura. The affected people have refused recognized the expulsion since there was no meeting or notice in advance. The managing commission of the PP of Fuerteventura argue that the gestures of “indiscipline” and even a “aggressive attitude” of followers of the insular president of the party, Domingo González Arrroyo, are the main reasons for the suspension. Added to the list of suspended are those that attended the Plenary session of the City council of La Oliva in which the motion of censorship against Claudina Morals, CC was approved.

Work has finally begun on rebuilding the San Jose de Calasanz teacher training college in Puerto del Rosario two years after it was demolished after structural failures were detected. The new building will be finished in May of 2009 and will be ready for teaching courses in 2009/10. The project includes the total construction of 18 classrooms, of which 6 will be for 140 students of Infant Education and the other 12 for 300 students of Primary Education. At the moment, the students are getting their training through a correspondence course.

The Nautical School of Puerto del Rosario has celebrated another year of its navigation courses, for both children and adults. These courses teach basic principles of navigation in canoeing, sailing and windsurfing. The induction courses are regarded by students as one of the most fun experiences that took place this summer. The population sees these summer courses as a good initiative for children and youth.  Courses like these are promoting sport in the island among younger people, outside the barriers imposed by major sports and which are given greater attention and prominence, both in the media and in financing.

August 9th 2008

Both Fuerteventura and Lanzarote were plunged into darkness this week when two power cuts hit the islands. Some 200,000 people in Lanzarote and Fuerteventura were affected between 22.31 am on Tuesday and 2.53 in the morning on Wednesday. This is the second cut in just over 48 hours on Fuerteventura. Last Sunday, a cut which lasted about ten hours, only affected the south of this island. A break in the driver of the electric transmission line from that area caused a disruption of supply to the substation Matas Blancas, in Pajara. The latter occurrence, occurred in the electrical system shared by the two island territories and to which both are linked through the submarine cable  installed in the Straits of Bocaina. Some bars and cafes closed but others, however, opted to continue to serve orders in candlelight. Hospitals and airports, which have generators, as well as several hotels, were not affected. The Director of Industry and Energy of the Cabildo of Fuerteventura, Jordan Cabrera, has urged the Canary Islands Government to initiate an immediate investigation by examining the records of Unelco Endesa to determine the origin of the problems. The director of electricity networks in the Canary Islands, James Martin, warned last month of the "fragility" of the electricity system between the two islands.

The power cuts have mobilised the government into action and the decision was taken this week to change the location of the proposed new power plant to the coast west of Puerto del Rosario, between Molinos and Jarugo, If the approval process goes smoothly, work could start within a year. The site has been chosen as it will cause less environmental damage and it is sparsely populated. It would create around 600 jobs. The ambitious project will require of an investment of 500 million Euros and it would be executed on municipal land.

If you are walking around El Cotillo and smell freshly roasted coffee don't be surprised, a new business has started up to supply us with these delightful beans. Caffee Coffee is the brainchild of businessmen Ernesto Reyes and Eugenio Sarti, and they already have about five hundred customers on the island, Tenerife and Lanzarote. Much of the secret lies, of course, in the selection of coffee beans. These are taken from Brazil, Colombia and Costa Rica. The product will be available as whole beans and as ground coffee. The first priority is to target the catering sector. Among the ideas for the future are to introduce the product into small stores and specialist shops to be within easy reach of as many consumers as possible.

The annual holiday month is here and with it has come campers to the beaches of El Cotillo, in spite of the ban that was put into place earlier this year. This has apparently caused some conflicts with local residents who feel that the campers pollute the environment and lead to an increase in petty crime. However, they also realise that these tourists make a significant contribution to the economy of the town.

Gran Tarajal will be hosting an exhibition this month to show the reality of the experiences of the immigrants who make the dangerous journey by pateras, small boats, from Africa. The exhibit entitled The other side will open on August 14 from 11.00 am in a tent located on the Avenue maritime Paco Iron.  It has been organised by the Red Cross and the Ministry of Immigration. The exhibition intends to convey feelings about the motivations and the journeys of people who take the decision to leave their country, their families, their environment and culture with the expectation of achieving a better life. Through it, visitors can appreciate what life is like in their countries of origin, the dangers they face, and the fears and abuses suffered during their migration process. The exhibition also wants to show the work and effort carried out by the Red Cross through its emergency teams, offering humanitarian aid to these people.

The hospital in Puerto del Rosario is again under attack. After criticisms of the parking arrangements last week, this time it is the disposal of medical waste that is the problem. Although the rubbish area has a notice saying that access by unauthorised people is forbidden, there are no physical barriers to stop people entering. When there mush of the waste is on open containers, whereas they should have special latches to show they contain potentially dangerous materials.

 

 

 

 

August 1st 2008

The murderer of Brian Alexander Hobbs, aged 52 years, has been sentenced to 15 years in prison. Hamed Mohamed Hamed, who comes from Melilla, punched  and killed the British tourist outside a pub in Caleta in an unprovoked attack the early hours of May 4, 2006, after he had drunk 17 glasses of whisky and taken cocaine. He has also been ordered to compensate Mr Hobb's relatives with 60,000 euros. Mohamed Hamed had previously been sentenced by a court of Melilla to two years in prison for a crime of burglary and six months in prison for another crime of disobedience. He moved to Fuerteventura in April 2006 to attend a trial was outstanding on the island, where he lived years ago. The widow of the deceased, Anne Merret, travelled from Glasgow (Scotland) to Gran Canaria to attend the trial. After the hearing she said that although it was good that the murderer had no possibility of parole and could not now attack anyone else, she felt that he should have got life imprisonment. Margaret also spoke out about the lack of support for families of those killed abroad. All the court documents relating to Brian's murder were in Spanish and she said the UK consular and other authorities had been of little help. She added: "Even voluntary bodies like Victim Support, who have all been lovely people, haven't been able to help because this happened in Spain. They don't know what they can do to support us. "I think it is vital to have someone abroad to act as a liaison for families. Having someone die is bad enough. But to have someone die abroad is your worst nightmare." Brian had three grandchildren - Phoebe, 8, Logan, 5, and Joshua, 3.

A grandmother who flew to the Canary Islands using her husband's passport has spoken of her shock about the document mix-up. Andrea Cole accidentally picked up the wrong passport when leaving her Cardiff home for the week-long holiday with her mother, and did not realise her mistake until minutes before their flight was due to leave. The mother-of-three had already passed through two sets of checks at Cardiff International Airport - and was then allowed through immigration at Fuerteventura without the error being spotted. Immediately upon arrival, Mrs Cole and her mother tried to get the problem resolved because they feared not being allowed back into Wales the following week. They contacted the British consulate, but were told there was nothing they could do because the passports were not being reported lost, stolen or damaged. “Luckily, we remembered the people we bought the villa from had photocopies of our passports,” Mrs Cole added. “It meant quite a few trips back and forth to the airport to liaise with Spanish police and immigration in Fuerteventura and also immigration at Cardiff Airport. When the relevant people were informed, they were amazed that this had happened not only once but three times in both airports.”

The two labour inspectors responsible for checking businesses to ensure safe working conditions for employees have left the island and gone back to the peninsular. This only leaves two sub-inspectors who can only take action on social security infractions, not those protecting workers. The majority of workplace accidents happen due to long hours and lack of training for workers. The Cabildo is trying to recruit replacements.

A 32 year old pregnant Brazilian woman has accused a member of the Guardia Civil of attacking her. The incident happened on Sotavento beach in the police tent set up for the windsurfing championships. There was a dispute between the woman and her ex-husband over a mobile phone and the police officer took the woman outside the tent and beat her so badly that she later lost her unborn child. The public prosecutor is investigating the matter.

Fuerteventura is not complying with the Act of Historical Memory which states that towns should remove all symbols and references to General Franco and his administration from public buildings and streets. In Puerto del Rosario the facade of the Navy Command building has been recently renovated but Franco's emblem has not been removed. In Antigua and La Oliva there are still streets named after prominent members of the Franco regime. Municipalities are being told to remove these last vestiges of one of the blackest periods in Spanish history.

The construction of the La Caldereta to Corralejo section of the north/south highway has been delayed due to problems in carrying out the compulsory purchase orders to obtain the land needed for the route. The contract to build the road link was awarded last May and had an estimated construction time of 40 months. However the start of works had been put off until all the land has been obtained. The route will go from the intersection of the La Oliva and the Corralejo roads on the FV1, through the mountains and meet the FV2 near the Lajares junction. The road from there into Corralejo will be widened to dual carriageway.

The latest tourism figures are very positive for the Canary Islands. Tourism figures for May show an increase of  21.07 per cent over last year. Hotel occupancy figures are also positive, forecasts for August for El Hierro are at 84.30 per cent, Fuerteventura 83.73 per cent, La Palma 83.25 per cent and Lanzarote 81.55 per cent.

The increasing cost of food has led to poaching on Fuerteventura. many livestock, especially goats and sheep, roam freely making it difficult for their owners to protect them. The poachers sit in wait by watering holes and shoot the animals who are then loaded into jeeps and sold illegally to restaurants around the island. There have also been cases of livestock being taken from corrals. Farmers have organised group patrols amongst themselves, but they are also  calling for action on the part of the police to catch the criminals and those who are illegally catching shellfish.

Farmers are also having a tough time with other poachers, the chipmunks. The weather conditions last winter have lead to an increase in their population and they are attacking local crops for food, especially grapes and figs. The rodents cannot be poisoned as this could affect other protected species in the food chain and hunting them can only be carried out in season and with the appropriate licence. Farmers are calling for the ability to hunt these animals at any time and without the need for permission.

A study is being carried out to determine the feasibility of two new marine reserves.  One would go in the Straits of the Bocaina,  that separates Lanzarote and Fuerteventura, and another one between Arinaga and Gando.

The council of La Oliva has decreased the pay of council members and the mayoress. Council members will receive 5% less pay, bringing their annual wage to 30,918 Euros and the mayoress gets a 10% pay to 51,703 Euros.

South Americans have dominated the most highly anticipated event on the world windsurfing calendar, the World Championship Tour, which has just finished on Fuerteventura. In the mens’ draw, a fascinating battle had been brewing all week long between reigning world champion Marcilio Browne and Venezulean Jose Estredo, who was aiming to make it his third major win of the season. 19-year-old Brown eventually took the title, the first of the season for the Brazillian. Sarah Quita Affringa kept her perfect record spotless with another victory in the womens' competition. The Aruban put on a near-flawless display of control windsurfing.
 

The expansion of the hospital is causing an uproar. The latest section of the works has meant that most of the parking area has been moved to a new location much further away from the building, making it difficult for out patients and visitors to access the building. This has caused chaos with people fighting over the few spaces that remain near the entrance.


 

 

 

 

 

July 17th 2008

Budget airline Ryanair has announced six new routes from Stansted to winter sun destinations including: Fuerteventura (Canaries), Ibiza, Tenerife, Malaga, as well as Katowice (Poland) and Basel in Switzerland from December 21st. However, it also revealed details of its planned reduction in flights this winter. Stansted Airport's largest airline today (Thursday) announced that it will have 28 aircraft operating over the winter, compared with 36 aircraft last year. This 25 per cent reduction will mean an approximate 14 per cent reduction in the number of weekly flights from more than 1850 per week last year to just under 1600 this year. Ryanair blamed the cut back on Stansted being the most expensive of the airline's 28 bases and the fact that oil prices have risen to $140 a barrel.

The vote of censure against the mayoress of La Oliva, Claudina Morales, was passed last week. She has been replaced by Rosa Fenrandez of the Socialist party in an unlikely coalition with the PP (similar to the Conservative) party. This has caused a political uproar, with resignations from many  CC members in other political posts. Some believe that this is just the start and that it will lead to similar actions against the national Canarias Consortium throughout the Canaries.
The first activity of the new mayoress  was to sign the decrees of the composition of the new government and the delegation of power. The newly appointed Governing Board is composed of the first deputy mayor, Domingo Gonzalez Arroyo (PP), who will also will take over the councils of Agriculture, Animals and Fisheries Industries, Surveillance of the Beaches, Civil Protection and Fire Fighting. His companion Vila Luis Rodriguez will be the second deputy mayor and councilman of Urbana, Housing, Culture and Heritage. Maximino Mendez (PSO) will be the third deputy mayor and occupy the councillorships of Works and Services, Parks, Municipal Machinery and cleaning beaches, while Nereida Rodriguez Mendez (PP) will be the fourth deputy mayor and councillor of Finance, Revenue Management, Recruitment, supplies and Heritage. The popular Evelin Gomez will be responsible for Sports, Trade and Markets, and Local Development, while Public Health will be chaired by Hanna Souweileh (PP). The areas of Fiestas and Youth fall into the hands of Margarita Santana (PP) and Transport, Technology and Environment to Lazaro Reyes (PP). Rosa Fernandez will assume, apart from the responsibilities of the council, the powers of the areas of Equality and Social Welfare, New Technologies and Administration.

Carlinhos Brown did not disappoint the 9,000 spectators who attended the first evening of the festival Fuerte En Music, sponsored by La Caja de Canarias, which took place last weekend on the beach at La Concha, in El Cotillo. The artist, one of the greatest exponents of the Brazilian music scene is widely known for his social work against poverty. Brown captivated the thousands of spectators accompanied by 14 other musicians on stage. Other acts included Buche de Guirre and Galician Mercedes Peon, in addition to click Ragnar DJ and DJ Telephunken, all of them introduced by the presenter of the event, actress Maria Hernandez. The interpretation of classic swing by Buche of Guirre, in the style of the legendary Gypsy jazz artist Diango Reinhardt, impressed the audience which was still in the process of arriving during the his, the first performance.

A tourist on Fuerteventura who was locked out on his hotel balcony with his wife plunged to his death after climbing over the railings to get help. John Williams, 58, of Govilon, South Wales, lost his footing as he walked along a ledge in the dark. His wife Gaynor, 57, was freed by hotel staff after she called her son in the UK who raised the alarm. John's body was found on a stairwell at the hotel an inquest heard. The BT engineer had shut the balcony door to keep out mosquitoes. A verdict of accidental death was recorded.

We may soon be able to order our groceries online in Fuerteventura. HiperDino have announced that they are planning to take advantage of the internet market and produce a website which will be available in both Spanish and English.

Parents of schoolchildren on the island are concerned that the start of the next school year in September will be problematic. A survey of the sites allocated for school buildings has revealed that many are well behind schedule for completion and will not be ready to house the new intake. The main problems are in the Puerto del Rosario, Pajara and Antigua municipalities. A demonstration is planned for the 10th September to highlight the issue.

The Mountain of Monteagudo, in the town of Antigua, could host the first road tunnel on the island with a length of two kilometers. The Government is studying the possibility of using  this type of infrastructure for the north-south autovia, in the stretch between the airport and Pozo Negro. This is because the proposed route of the road will go through a Special Protection Area Bird ( Zep) which is home to the Hubero and other steppe birds. The north-south autovia is included within the plan signed between the Government of the Canary Islands and the Ministry of Public Works in January 2006 and provides an important link that will connect Corralejo with Morro Jable with a dual carriageway with two lanes in each direction. Currently only the first phase of the project has been completed, a 9 mile stretch in the south of the island.

The mayor of Puerto del Rosario, Marcial Morales, has condemned  the long queues that occur each morning at the premises of Commissioner of the National Police Corps (NPC) for the processing of national identity documents. He has called for immediate action to improve the situation as it reflects badly on the services of the island.

Work has restarted on the new cruise pier in Puerto del Rosario. The construction was halted for 7 months due to disagreements between the developers and the port authorities. It is now expected to be completed in six weeks, in time for new cruise ships to stop here in October.

July 3rd 2008

In times of economic crisis old bugbears raise their heads. The oil company, Repsol are seeking government permission to explore for oil in  a zone located some 60 kilometres to the east of Lanzarote and Fuerteventura. A dispute has arisen because these waters are being claimed by Morocco which questions Spain’s jurisdiction over the area. Regional governments are concerned that the majority of the revenues will be snatched away by Madrid and Repsol, leaving the Canaries with nothing little except the mess.
Last week the regional minister for trade and industry, Jorge Rodríguez, stated that the islands “have the right to receive part of the benefits if there is treasure buried beneath their waters.”
The Canarias government is concerned about three issues; the impact on the environment, on tourism and its anticipated share of the proceeds.
“We want to know what guarantees there would be for the protection of our environment we are going to demand the utmost on that score,” he said and added that before any drilling gets underway the regional government wants to know about it and to be able to evaluate the possible impact any eventual offshore oil industry would have on tourism. “Everyone in this region gains their livelihood directly or indirectly from tourism,”

The island of Fuerteventura is aiming to attract elite sports tourism. A private initiative has taken the first steps to building an Olympic pool at the Playitas Grand Resort. The new pool, opened last Thursday, hosted some illustrious visitors: the German team that will participate in the Olympic Games. The pool is 50 meters long, and has eight lanes, an underground gallery for observing swimming technique and seats for about 300 people.
 

Fuerteventura is undergoing an energy crisis. Ramon Rodriguez, director of Unelco-Endesa said "There is clearly an inadequate network that will not last the year." Santiago Marin, head of electricity networks in the Canary Islands said "The relationship between installed power and peak power demand expected this year is about 1.2, well below the value of 1.7 in Planning and which is considered reasonable." Population growth that outstrips provision has been blamed for this. This on an island that probably has one of the best sources of renewable energy in the world, is a ridiculous situation. New houses are being built with electric water heaters that rot after eighteen months because of the acidity of the water, instead of solar systems that will not drain the power supply and that are built from more resistant materials. Duh, give out some grants for people to transfer and see how that affects the situation!

The mayor of Tuineje has backed down to the wishes of the people and has stated the council will oppose strongly any proposals for a new power plant in the municipality.

If the wind is in the right direction, most of the north of the island will be able to hear the music of the festival in El Cotillo this weekend, Apparently Carlinhos Brown, Amparanoia, Cheikh, Oojami and Mercedes Laborer, will be outputting more than 75,000 watts of sound power. For those of you that attend this free festival, there will be two giant screens either side of the stage. Forty chemical toilets will be provided for the event.
 

One, perhaps unintended, effect of the actions of La Oliva Council, is the decrease in students needing education in the municipality. Research suggests that the number of children requiring education will fall by around 100 next year. The same research suggests that although many people have moved off the island due to the economic crisis, there has also been a move of families from La Oliva to Puerto del Rosario municipality. Which probably means that the new schools that have been built without the foresight to actually provide teaching staff for them will go the way of the social club on Tamaragua and be left to rot and ruin.

The APMUN has initiated a sanctioning process against “a serious” breach of the Law of Residues of the Canary Islands, for the dissemination of dangerous chemicals and non dangerous items of industrial character like scrap iron. The violator now has a term of fifteen days to argue against the allegations or they will be fined over 750,000e.

The government of the Canary Islands has published new regulations allowing for the introduction of up to seven new racetrack gambling facilities at the islands’ popular tourist resorts. This includes Fuerteventura.

 

June 20th 2008

The festival rumoured to take the place of Fuertemusica will be going ahead. Fuerteventura en Música-La Caja de Canarias 2008 will take place on the 4th and 6th of July on Concha beach in El Cotillo. It is being funded by La Caja de Canarias, the Cabildo and the Ministry of Culture and organised by Vallebrown, who were responsible for the Blues festivals in Corralejo as well as a number of other musical events. The line up is international with offerings from Brazil, Senegal, Oojami from the UK and local bands. Carlinhos Brown will be topping the bill.

Ryanair are introducing a number of new routes in October, including one from Birmingham to Fuerteventura. This will fly three times a week on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. The route from Liverpool is also due to restart in October, so be prepared for an influx of Brits!

Fuerteventura is to get some new residents. A pair of flamingoes at the Stella Canaris zoological centre have produced three eggs.  The birds first came to the centre 15 years ago but had never reproduced fruitfully before. One egg has not survived, but the other two are doing well and are expected to hatch in early July.

The Directorate General of coasts for the Canary Islands is prepared to provide funding for camp grounds on Fuerteventura. Municipalities will also be expected to contribute. This is so that campers can still enjoy the coasts of the island without breaking the law by being on public land. It is hoped that this will prevent uncontrolled sites and make it easier for the councils to provide an hygienic environment.

The Cabildo of Fuerteventura and the municipalities are agreed for once - in that coastal tracks should not be closed. Apparently the Canarian Directorate of coasts has plans to restrict vehicular access to many beaches and fishing areas around the island using wooden posts. Work has already started on two tracks, one in El Cotillo and another in Puerto del Rosario. The authorities here are annoyed that this has been done without any consultation and have protested to the government in Madrid. Many of the roads are used by farmers to get to fields and wells as well as to the coasts.

There are plans to improve Cofete village. this hamlet of just a few houses needs to be upgraded to provide better living conditions for its inhabitants. There is general agreement that Cofete is a living heritage site as it demonstrates how people lived in the 19th century here. Experts are considering how to do the work sympathetically,

A ruptured underground sewer pipe is compromising the blue flag status of the beach at Gran Tarajal. The pipe has work done on it in a number of times but these have only served to weaken it in other places.  The public health authorities are demanding that thorough repairs are carried out this time.

Pajara hosted the apanada, a traditional gathering of goatherds this week. More than 1,500 goats were mass herded using dogs, from living semi wild in the mountains, in order that the farmers could mark the kids born this year. This is done by marking their ears. This pre Hispanic tradition has remained virtually unchanged for over 2,000 years. In the past this has been done in Cofete, but this year it was moved to Pesenescal. The greater distance that the goats had to travel meant that jeeps and trucks were used to help nursing mothers and the youngest kids. The event provides an opportunity for ranchers and farmers to meet and exchange ideas about methods and practices.

The Cabildo has rejected the idea proposed by the Chamber of commerce to subsidise tour operators in order to stimulate tourism. Mario Cabrero said that he didn't feel that it would achieve it aim as much of the money would go to other countries and many of the tourists would be all inclusive. He also felt that it was not altogether clear that subsidising private companies is legal in the EU. He feels that the proposal needs further study.

A new structure and leadership is being proposed in La Oliva. It is rumoured that a coalition has been formed between the PP and the PSC-PSOE which will give them power in the municipality. Apparently the mayor's role will be shared between Domingo Gonzalez and Rosa Fernandez, each having different areas of authority. The current mayoress, Claudina Morales has denied the rumour. However a press conference has been called for next Monday.

 

 

June 13th 2008

Gran Tarajal dressed in mourning on Saturday. 3,000 residents took to the streets dressed in black shirts to show their opposition to the installation of power plant that is proposed in the Agando valley.  Thousands of people from Gran Tarajal, Giniguinamar, Tarajalejo and Las Playitas attended the march and presented a petition with over 4,000 signatures on it opposing the plant.  At the end of the march, demonstrators gathered in Avendia Maritima where one of the organisers read out a manifesto in which he stated that the people came into the streets spontaneously " to defend their quality of life and decide on the model of island where we live. We went out to the streets to say no to the power station in Agando or elsewhere that harms the people and not to convert the dock in Gran Tarajal to take fuel tankers. The people want quality of life, "he said. The demonstration caused a division in the government group formed by Canary Coalition (CC) and New Canary (NC) following the intent of the mayor of the municipality, Salvador Delgado, to withdraw the consultation and information campaign. Two other sites Grande Valle and Monteagudo, in the municipality of Anitgua, are being considered as two possible alternative locations both of which are located further away from populated areas. However, Grande Valle is a protected area and Monteagudo is classified as farming land, according to the Insular Plan of Arrangement of Fuerteventura (PIOF).

The Chamber of Commerce is going to subsidize to tour operators at the rate of 8 Euros per tourist in order to stimulate the economy. This aid will cost around  4.5 million Euros but it is anticipated that it will generate 300 million euros and will result in the creation of 2000 jobs. They are also proposing to work with the airport to turn it into a major centre for low cost flight operators.

Fuerteventura's education system is not meeting the needs of the people. The significant population growth that the island has suffered in recent years has not been compensated by the Government of the Canary Islands in educational investment for infrastructure to alleviate the serious shortfall. The Federation of Insular Majorero AMPA (FIMAP) is working to improve the quality of teaching and wants greater involvement of public institutions to address educational disadvantage.
This Friday will be the first day of protest to denounce the situation in schools and demand the release of land for new schools.The next will be a demonstration on September 10 to the education board. The education community has already held two protest marches but have had little response from the Executive.

Residents of Fuerteventura that have land, are being offered fruit trees of different species at cost price. Around 25,000 fruit trees (only 5,000 come from the peninsula) will be distributed to small land holders, the objective being to extend the production of fruits on the island. The trees can be bought from the Experimental farm in Pozo Negro. A number of different varieties are available including nectarine, peach, plum, apricot, almond and olive trees. The price will be between 3 and 6 euros. The varieties have been chosen based on their compatibility with the climate and soil of the island.

A retired Red Cross Ambulance will travel around all the capitals of the municipalities of the Island, to sell tickets for a fundraising lottery to generate funds for the organisation. It will be in La Oliva on Tuesday  from 11.00 to 14.00 hours The draw will be held on the 17 of July and the prizes will range from 2.210.000 Euros, to 850 euros. 315 prizes will be given.

The taxi drivers united this week with farers, fishermen and transport carriers to demand aid to reduce fuel prices. The taxi driver association has threatened to strike if the Government does not fulfil its promise to subside fuel tax by 30%. This was supposed to have been in operation in April. If no action is taken a convey of around 200 trucks will go the capital to protest.

June 6th 2008

In spite of the prohibition on camping on Fuerteventura's coasts,  campers began last weekend to site their mobile homes and caravans in the beaches in the North of the island, just as they have in other years. The campers drove in their vehicles in full view of the Policia local but the officers did nothing to stop them, nor were they installing any more of the promised wooden posts to prevent access to the sites.
The Association of Campistas and Caravanistas of Fuerteventura are continuing to protest against the ban in favour of a “the free and regulated” camping policy for the four week ends of June. On Saturday a protest convoy will go from Puerto del Rosario to Tarajalejo and on Sunday they will repeat the process between the capital and Corralejo.
La Oliva council confirmed yesterday that it is not going to do anything about the campers since the ban was not imposed by them, but by the Cabildo. However, and as at Easter, it will continue with the task of rubbish collection and of taking care of the chemical toilets and it will enforce the law of not having dogs on the beach.
La Oliva is also taking legal action to prevent the closure of the access road from El Tostón to Majanicho. The Town hall argues that it is a route that has been always used by the property owners, sailors, fishermen and the goat herds, so it should stay open. 

Agueda Montelongo, the tourism councillor for Fuerteventura gave an interview last week with La Province newspaper. In it she said that her department are making great efforts to study in depth the performance of the market, which is rapidly changing to ensure that the island is a preferred tourist destination.
"Changes that are taking place in the global economy may impact on the tourism industry we need to quickly adapt to the new market situation. Ways of booking holidays, the demands of tourists and the concept of vacation are all changing at an accelerating rate, and we need to react accordingly to these changes. It is essential to have the support of public institutions and local businesses and to listen to the concerns, opinions and proposals.  The Cabildo, through the Tourism Council, has created tourism forums which consist of regular meetings between public institutions, tourist related businesses and tour operators of the island. It is an initiative that was launched this week and has had a tremendous acceptance by the industry, showing that the future of tourism in Fuerteventura is being designed from a consensus amongst the Cabildo, the municipalities and business sector. Lastly we must ensure that everything we do is backed up by studies of tourist data, from which we have developed the Strategic Plan for Tourism Marketing, which studies the current picture and establishes objectives and methods to meet the goals.
The use of new technologies is one of the main priorities proposed by the Marketing Plan. Being on the internet is becoming increasingly important because it is the means through which potential tourists looking for information are able to choose among the wide range of destinations. We are improving the website of the Tourist Board so that it becomes the apex for all information about the island as a tourist destination, as well as a powerful tool to facilitate sales. Another objective is to promote innovative marketing joint actions between the Cabildo and entrepreneurs to facilitate direct marketing of its products to final consumers.
Despite the economic crisis, Fuerteventura is maintaining its position as a preferred destination in Europe. Our main markets, the Germans and the British, have almost reached their peak we must work to maintain this position. Moreover we should also focus on emerging markets because they have great potential, for example, Scandinavia. We are already defining actions to position the island as an attractive destination among these countries."

Fuerteventura unveiled two new sculptures in bronze on Canary day in Betancuria. These are dedicated to Ayose Guise, a Maher warlord, who, in the early fifteenth century fought the Norman conquerors led by Jean de Bethencourt. The event took place on the dividing line separating the territories of Guise and Ayose, and is part of a larger project aimed at empowering Betancuria as the historic capital of the Canary Islands. The ceremony was attended by about 200 people, plus representatives of the municipalities, the Cabildo and the Canary Islands Government. The sculptures are a donation from the company OHL and are 4.5 meters high and about 1.5 meters wide. They are the work of Emiliano Hernandez. Initially they were going to be located in the plaza attached to the Palacio de Congresos in the capital, but they finally opted for a more symbolic location and associated with the former warlords of Mahe.

The current Fuerteventura government, formed by the Canarian Coalition (CC) and Popular Party (PP), have been accused of trying to favour their business associates in the proposed Territorial Energy Plan which is currently under public discussion. The secretary general of the Socialists also alleged that the proposal will ruin the island by putting up numerous wind generators. He branded "scandalous" the fact that areas such as the unique environment of Tindaya Mountain "might be filled with windmills in the future". He feels that this is a contradiction as the same Government are trying to convince us that the proposed monument in Tindaya should not go ahead due to its negative impact on the environment.  He announced that his party is considering a proposal to the Energy Plan that is linked to wave generated energy, complimented by solar power.

The shops of Gran Tarajal will be closed next Saturday as a sign of solidarity with the residents of the town who reject the location of the new power plant in the Valley Agando. A protest meeting will be held to which not only the neighbouring town of Tuineje have been asked to support, but also  the entire population of Fuerteventura.  They are asking people to come dressed in black shirts as a visual sign of their opposition to the project. A petition has already been circulated and it already has more than 4,000 signatures.
Residents of Gran Tarajal have not ruled out moving their demands to the streets of Puerto del Rosario to express their opposition to the installation of the controversial industry a few kilometres from their homes. They feel that it poses a risk to the health and quality of life of Gran Tarajal, Giniginamar, Tarajalejo and other settlements near in the Agando area.

The chairman of the central government, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, confirmed yesterday the unequivocal refusal of the State to participate in the proposed autonomous police for the Canaries. He made it clear that the Ministry of the Interior "does not envisage" its inclusion in the national Government's security model. The meeting between Zapatero and the president of the Canaries, Paulino Rivero, was "extensive and intensive", in reference to the unusual length of time it took - over two hours. A wide range of topics was covered. Both sides acknowledged that the creation of the Canarian autonomous police was the only point of total disagreement, although Rivero said that he felt that there was room for dialogue and negotiation as the Balearics and galicia are also proposing the same model. A further meeting between the Interior Minister, Alfredo Perez Rubalcaba and the Minister of Presidency, Jose Miguel Ruano is planned for the near future. However, another attendee at the meeting said "The president has made clear that in the Canaries the most important thing is to reinforce the action of the Security Forces and State Bodies (National Police and Civil Guard) and that autonomous police forces are not in the security model designed by the Ministry of Interior."

Daniel Brühl, the handsome young actor who starred with Judi Dench and Maggie Smith in Ladies in Lavender, has been holidaying in Corralejo on Fuerteventura. He had planned to spend a leisurely holiday reading and playing his favourite sport, tennis, but the director of his last film, Wolfang Becker, came with him and apparently much of the time was spent working on a script and attending the short movie festival of the Dunes. They also climbed Tindaya Mountain. Wolfgang admired the landscape of the island and said that it would make a good location as it was reminiscent of the desert areas in Texas and Africa, but was in Europe. Also the sun is so strong that lighting the sets would not be a problem.

The Court Superior of Justice of the Canary Islands (TSJC) has rejected proposal to open a quarry in La Caldereta on the grounds that the area is a protected environmental area. The ruling explained that the zone houses many types of flora and fauna and that it was needed to favor biodiversity. The high court specifically indicated the importance for the conservation of hubara, an endemic steppe bird currently in danger of extinction.
 

Water reserves in the Canary Islands are extremely low. The largest reservoir, Soria, in Gran Canaria, is only at 2% capacity and in Tenerife, the reservoir is only at 28% of its capacity. The situation, according to the experts, is worrisome but not alarming. It is possible that irrigation of agriculture may be curtailed during the summer but drinking water is guaranteed. Fuerteventura and Lanzarote are not affected as they use desalination plants for most of their water. Lack of rain during last winter is the cause of the problem.

Ten dogs have been found dead after being left in two places in Tindaya, according to the Guardia Civil. The animals were all Podencos, a hunting breed. Five were found in a fenced off cave and the others in the ruins of an abandoned house. No food or water had been left for them. All of the dogs had microchips and three of their owners have already been located. These have been denounced by infractions to the Animal Protection Law 8/1991.
 

 

May 29th 2008

Fuertemusica, the popular outdoor concert that has been held in El Cotillo for the last four years, has been cancelled. In spite of many acts having been booked to play for months, the Cabildo have decided to withdraw their portion of the funding, making it impossible for the event to be held. The Cabildo claim that the event is too expensive to run, but much of the funding comes from the municipality of La Oliva and from private sponsors. Plans for a more modest event to be held in its place are being considered, and there are rumours that this will be called Fuerte es Musica and that it will be held on the 4th and 5th July in El Cotillo.

Ryanair have announced a new route from Bremen in Germany to Fuerteventura. The route will start on the 30th October and will run twice a week. This is the seventh route that Ryanair operate to the island. The initial promotional offers mean that tickets will be available for just 17.99e.

A woman who stabbed her husband twice in a domestic argument has been jailed for 9 months. The incident happened in Corralejo in June 2005. During the fight, the woman was struck repeatedly by her partner and even hit on the head with a frying pan. The husband was hospitalised with his wounds but has since recovered. The woman has also been told that she cannot go within 300 metres of her husband for a period of three years when she is released. The public prosecutor wanted a sentence of three years but the court felt that the husband's violence warranted some leniency.

Car Hire firms that do not have booths at Canarian airports will not be allowed to deliver their vehicles or pick their clients up from the terminal building without having previously received authorisation.  Instead specially designated areas will be provided for pick ups. However the area at Tenerife airport is apparently nearly a kilometre away. There have been strong protestations about this rule as it forces passengers to use the often more expensive services of those who do have offices in the terminals and decreases competition.

Plans are being made to develop an irrigation system in Pajara. The pipeline will run between Cortijo de Tetuy and Ajuy and will utilise existing underground wells. The system will feed local agriculture and contribute to the drinking water provision.

The directorate of coastal areas has decided to ban camping on public areas for the whole of the summer. Wooden posts are being installed all along the north coast of Fuerteventura between El Cotillo and Corralejo to prevent caravans parking there. The mayoress of La Oliva, Claudina Morales, has criticised this decision, as each year over 3,000 people, mainly from Gran Canaria, come her specifically for this purpose. For many families this is their traditional holiday. In previous years the number of people camping was limited by permits where a deposit was only returned after the site had been checked to ensure it was left in good condition. This year, camping will only be permitted for a maximum of three days in the two public camping grounds on Lobos (80 places) and Jandia (300 places). In addition to this the directorate will be closing off the road between the lighthouse in El Cotillo and Majanicho as this crosses public land.

The new jetty in Puerto del Rosario, which is being built so that both cruise and cargo ships can moor at the same time, has been delayed from being completed. The Port Authority do not feel that the specifications have been met and so have refused to issue completion certificates to the construction company. The jetty was due to be opened seven months ago and at present a completion date cannot be set until the disagreements are settled.

The Chamber of Commerce in Fuerteventura has criticised the lack of infrastructure in the Port. This particularly affects cargo landing at Gran Tarajal and Morro Jable, as because there is a lack of customs facilities, they have to take all their goods to a depot 25km away for inspection. This can lead to delays of up to five days to get their stock. They feel that any goods that have previously been inspected in Madrid should not have to go through this process.

The Canary Islands Government has launched the Spatial Data Infrastructure de Canarias (SDI), a computer system where you can detect all territorial changes that occur in the archipelago and use data updates to discover what illegal constructions have been created. This system which can be accessed through the website 'www.gobiernodecanarias.org' and 'www.idecan.grafcan.es', works similarly to' Google Earth ', and allows the Environment Protection Agency to compare digital maps of the region every two years. In addition, citizens can use the site to fond out all the details of a particular plot, the level of soil contamination, topographic maps, map of occupation, vegetation, protected natural areas, sites of community importance and protected areas for birds. In addition, this system allows you to find geographical or topographical features, make calculations of routes with the road map and access land registration data.

Weird News

After officials in Batu, a tourist town in East Java in Indonesia, asked its massage parlors to make clear to customers that they are not houses of prostitution, one parlor owner created uniform pants for his women with a padlockable zipper, and "locks in" each masseuse in front of the client at the beginning of a session. Other parlor owners have followed along. A local women's group representative complained that it is the customers, not the women, who need restraining. [Los Angeles Times, 4-26-08]

In April the Swiss watchmaker Romain Jerome (which last year created a watch made from remnants of the Titanic) introduced the "Day&Night" watch, which unfortunately does not provide a reading of the hour or the minute. Though it retails for about $300,000, it tells only whether it is "day" or "night" (using a complex measurement of the Earth's gravity). CEO Yvan Arpa said studies show that two-thirds of rich people "don't (use) their watch to tell what time it is" anyway. Anyone can buy a watch that tells time, he told a Reuters reporter, but only a "truly discerning customer" can buy one that doesn't. [Wall Street Journal, 4-25-08]

In April, according to police in Fort Pierce, Fla., Amity Joy Doss, 24, grabbed a young McDonald's employee by her shirt to emphasize her dissatisfaction with service and demanded to the manager that she be fired. A call was made to police, and Doss wandered outside, climbed a tree, hung upside down by bended knee for a while, then descended and lay down on the hood of her car before re-entering the restaurant and asking if the girl had been fired yet. She was arrested on several charges. [Fort Pierce Tribune, 4-8-08]

May 22nd 2008

A teenager was abandoned on Lobos island for more than 27 hours this week. The youngster was part of a Danish group of wayward adolescents over here on an adventure holiday to help to modify their behaviour. Apparently when the group went over to the island the teenager killed a guinea fowl and as punishment was left alone on the island on Tuesday afternoon. He was found by two local residents who called the police. The Danish run company who lead the groups were arrested when they returned to pick up the boy the next day.

A 10-year-old Irish girl saved her younger brother from drowning in a swimming pool while on holiday in Fuerteventura. The family with their four children came to the Canary Islands on April 29 for what they hoped would be a dream family holiday. However, that dream soon turned into a nightmare when ten year old Amy found her younger brother Lee lying at the bottom of a swimming pool just an hour into the holiday. “We had only just arrived at the villa we had booked for our holiday when the incident took place,” the mother, June stated. “All the kids had already been in for a quick swim in the pool and my husband had decided to go to the shops with our eldest daughter, Kerrie, to get some food. “I had literally only turned my back on Lee when he was out the door of the villa and he obviously went back into the pool.” June said Lee, who had no clothes on, must have also forgotten that he did not have his armbands on when he got into the pool. Within minutes, the terror-stricken mum heard a scream from Amy.
“Amy had gone back outside and found Lee lying at the bottom of the pool.
“She immediately dived into the pool with all her clothes on and somehow found the strength to lift Lee up and take him out of the water.”
June said that when she arrived on the scene, Lee was looking blue and lifeless.
“I did what little I knew of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation but I wasn’t sure if Lee would come round.” Lee made an effort to take a breath and began to vomit. He was then rushed to a nearby hospital in the back of a car. “The hospital managed to get Lee stabilised but he was transferred to the main hospital on the island, which was a 40-minute drive away and he was kept in for two days, as he had some fluid on his lungs,” June explained. The young lad made a full recovery.

The new health centre in Puerto del Rosario will not open on schedule.  Although the main work will finish in the middle of June, there are still some outstanding issues to be dealt with, such as the construction of underground parking, furnishing the new unit and an out patients centre. The building will have 20 consulting rooms for General Medicine, 6 for Paediatrics and 2 for Dentisrty. In addition it will have an emergency room.

Politicians in Gran Tarajal are campaigning to get cruise ships to arrive at their town. Currently the cruises only stop at Puerto del Rosario. Locals feel that Gran Tarajal has a lot to offer passengers and that as their new wharf can support large ships, they should be encouraged to show more of the island.

YouTravel.com have revealed that there is a change in the way that people are buying holidays. They have found that there is a move away from the traditional package holiday, where the flight and hotel are bought together, to dynamic packaging, where consumers build their own package of accommodation and travel. Whilst Sharm-el-Sheik has remained their top holiday destination over the last two years, they are seeing increases in sales to Lanzarote and Fuerteventura. Sales to Fuerteventura have increased by over 220% from the year before.

Binter Canarias has temporarily grounded an ATR 72 turboprop after an incident in Fuerteventura in which a firearm was accidentally discharged in the cockpit, holing the aircraft's fuselage.
While no official Binter spokesman could be reached for comment, a source at the Spanish regional airline confirms the incident occurred during the boarding process of flight NT221 from Fuerteventura to Gran Canaria two days ago.
A customs official flying on duty, following the established security procedures, handed over his firearm to the captain during the normal passenger boarding process.
For reasons which are “still under investigation”, the arm was apparently discharged by the captain while he was storing the gun, which was loaded and unsecured.
Unconfirmed reports indicate that the bullet, after perforating the ATR cockpit, ricocheted from a nearby empty TUIfly Boeing 737-800, although there was no damage to this aircraft and no injury to anyone on the ground.
After the incident, the ATR service was cancelled and its 41 passengers were rebooked to other flights. Binter expects to repair and return the aircraft to normal service "very soon". (www.flightglobal.com)

The Canary Islands government is being pressed to pass a plan for the future of energy provision on Fuerteventura. The plan outlines the urgent situation facing the provision of electricity in the island. Apparently the situation is so serious that the infrastructure is having problems continuing to provide services. The plan includes a number of different strategies, including the building of a new power station in the south of the island and the development of renewable energy sources.

And on this subject, a petition of more than 1,600 signatures has been handed into the Cabildo insisting that the the current energy plan be amended to allow for the development of rural solar and wind farms. In spite of the fact that the island is rich in natural sources of energy this is currently not being exploited.

Residents of Puerto del Rosario are concerned that the plans to improve the waterfront on the town will never come to fruition. Tenders were requested to improve the area for customers from the cruise ships and local residents in a process that was the first of its kind on the island, an open, democratic competition.  The winner of the contest held in 2006 proposed a number of islands connected by small bridges. They also proposed a raised platform adjacent to the current maritime avenue, underneath which would be some 15,000 square metres of commercial land, parking and sports and leisure facilities linked to the sea.  Around the port would also be a hotel of 15 floors and an aquarium and marina for 500 boats. However, after two years, very little evidence of the construction is evident and pressure is being put on the developers to move the works forward at a faster rate.

Weird News

Navigation System On, Brain Off: Brad Adams, 52, crashed his charter bus (carrying two dozen high school softball players, who had to be sent to a hospital) into a pedestrian bridge in Seattle's Washington Park Arboretum in April (bus: 11 feet, 8 inches high; bridge, 9 feet, 0 inches). Adams said he missed warning signs because he was busy following the navigation system. [Seattle Times, 4-17-08]

Five days after that, in King's Lynn, England, a Streamline taxi minibus had to be pulled from the River Nar after the driver, who said he was obediently following the navigation system instructions, drove straight into the water. [Lynn News, 4-23-08]

Should've chosen another career: Joshua Crowley, 22, was charged with robbing a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Camas, Wash., in March after being chased down, wrestled with, and subdued by passerby Mary Chamberlain, 66. [KPTV (Portland, Ore.), 3-20-08]

In April in Bartlesville, Okla., Robert Horsley, 46, allegedly tried to come through a window in the house of a 95-year-old woman, but she grabbed a screwdriver and continued to stab his hand every time he reached inside. By the time police arrived, said officer Tom Holland, "(Horsley's hand) was pretty chewed up and one knuckle was almost gone." [KOKI-TV (Tulsa), 4-23-08]

Inadequate Game Plans: In April, in response to a man wielding an ax and demanding the contents of his cash register, the owner of Sam's Cigars in Vista, Calif., grabbed his wife and dashed out the front door, locking the man inside, where he made pleading gestures through the window until police arrived. [San Diego Union-Tribune, 4-16-08]

The next week in a suburb of Tampa, Fla., cafe owner Agustin De Jesus was asleep for the night in a back room but awakened by a break-in. He noticed that the thief had parked his SUV by the back door with the engine running for a quick getaway, so De Jesus hopped in, drove away and called police, who arrested Leonard Levy, 55, who is a candidate for life in prison based on his long record. [St. Petersburg Times, 4-22-08]


 

 

 

May 15th 2008

The authorities are continuing their clean up of coastal villages. this time they are focussing on Ajuy. People who live in houses that have been built on public land are receiving notices informing them that their homes are illegal. This does not necessarily mean they will be demolished. If the homeowners have been paying rates then usually they will be given  a 30 year concession to live in their homes. People who have received notices have 3 months to respond to them to prove that they are legal dwellings.

Naviera Armas have announced that they will cancel the ferry line between Fuerteventura and Morocco after the recent shipwreck. However, Confuer, the business association are determined to ensure that this does not happen or at least that authorities look for a suitable alternative, this time using a modern vessel, unlike the As Salama which was almost 50 years old. Confuer insists that the line is essential to increase the competitiveness and diversity of the economy on the island. The PSOE are also calling for the reinstatement of a route to Morocco but have suggested that this go to the port of Laayoune, which is much safer. This port not only has the facilities to handle large boats but also houses the Moroccan navy for added security.

A public consultation is to be held on the subject of the development of a power station in the Agando Valley in Tuineje. There will also be a number of information days to help local residents to understand the impact of the project. local protesters believe that the plant will have a negative environmental impact on the local environment and they are concerned about the possibility of fuel spillages from boats landing at Gran Tarajal, the nearest port. The proposal for the plant was previously rejected by the council in 2004, but the plans have continued. 

Last weeks crafts fair in Antigua was well attended and included work from over 250 artisans, any of whom showed their work in action at the event. The activities included many techniques that have almost disappeared on the island. A camel wool suit, a pannier produced from two types of sheep's wool, palm and wicker baskets and numerous farm implements were part of a broad range of products developed and exhibited at the stalls.

The OSP has requested the president of the Cabildo of Fuerteventura, Mario Cabrera, make amendments to the regulations of the Council of Tourism on the grounds that they are obsolete and out of touch with the social and economic reality of the island. Tourism counsellor Marlene Figueroa presented this initiative during the last Tourism Council meeting with the aim to "give greater participation with local trade unions and businesses in order to create a range of solutions that face the reality of the current economic situation facing the island of Fuerteventura". Figueroa feels that it is not acceptable that the Cabildo have invested so much money in catering for cruise tourism where a large part of the proceeds go to public institutions such as the Port Authorities.

The impact of the recent general elections are beginning to be felt. La Oliva, governed by the CC party is demanding that its decisions should not have to be ratified by the Cabildo insular, now run by the PP. Although attempts have been made to find a middle way on this, both parties agreed that their opinions were not even on the same playing field. The Cabildo have rejected this and are insisting that La Oliva develop a pact with other parties that would help its judgements fall more into line with the direction of the Cabildo.

The Ministry of Defence has agreed to curtail its activities on the shooting range and practice grounds in Pajara in order to respect local inhabitants. This decision followed the demolition of several fisherman's hut in a military exercise. Areas of safe passage are to be developed through the zone and the huts are going to be rebuilt. The army said that the reason the huts were demolished was because of a controlled detonation of a grenade in the area.

A Training and Employment show was held last week at the fairgrounds of Antigua. Twenty entities, schools, institutions and business groups participated under the organization of the Cabildo of Fuerteventura and the municipality of Antigua. The aim of this exhibition was to help strengthen links between the entities and increase training options to meet the main demands of businesses and the labour market, facilitating access to the world of work, particularly for low achievers. 
 

Weird News:

Almost-anything-goes "ultimate fighting," also known as "human cockfighting," is a major "sport," mostly in Southern and Western states, but only in Missouri are kids as young as 6 permitted on the mats, according to a March Associated Press dispatch from Carthage, Mo. Members of the Garage Boys Fight Crew, ages up to 14, including one girl, regularly square off with only a few concessions in rules and protective gear from their adult counterparts. Parents seem to regard the sport as casually as they regard Little League or soccer, and sportsmanship is in evidence, as kids are still best friends, pummelling each other inside the cage but then heading off afterward to play video games. [Star Tribune-AP, 3-27-08]

A highlight of this year's Easter promotion by the Jelly Belly company (as additions to its 50 standard flavours) was its surprise BeanBoozled boxes, with odd tastes and non-standard colours. Although garlic beans, buttered-toast beans and cheese pizza beans are no longer available, connoisseurs can sample jelly beans made to taste like pencil shavings, ear wax, mouldy cheese and vomit. A Jelly Belly spokeswoman told Newhouse News Service in March, "There are 20 flavours in each little box ... so you don't know what flavour you are tasting ... coconut or baby wipe." [Cleveland Plain Dealer, 3-22-08]

Los Angeles businessman Llewellyn Werner told The Times of London in April that he plans to spend $500 million to build a Disneyland-type theme park in the heart of Baghdad, with the first phase (a skateboard facility, with 200,000 free skateboards to hand out) to open in just three months. Eventually, the park will include rides and a concert theater adjacent to the Green Zone. [The Times (London), 4-24-08]

Questionable new products: The Japanese manufacturer Nihon Sofuken recently introduced a slightly peach-flavored drink called Placenta 10000, but Wired.com was not able to verify whether it contains actual human placenta (which is supposed to have miraculous regenerating powers for some parts of the body). [Wired.com, 3-31-08]

From Nickelodeon merchandising has come a Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer (which plays the Spongebob theme that (the designer apparently imagines) makes the temperature-taking process less unpleasant). [CartoonBrew.com, 2-19-08]

 

May 8th 2008

The Tourism Council of Fuerteventura presented yesterday at an extraordinary meeting of the Advisory Board, the results of the the Survey of Tourist satisfaction carried out during the winter season. Amongst the main complaints were the lack of leisure facilities; too much construction ruining the environment; not enough restaurants offering typical Canarian cuisine; and a lack of public transport within the towns. The lack of cleaning of public areas was also commented on. Despite this, the president of Tourism Council and the Cabildo island, Mario Cabrera, described as "very positive, the percentage of tourists who plan to return to the island as this stands at 50 per cent", He  stressed the importance of caring for the environment "by doing a sustained effort over time, rather than through specific actions." On the other hand, the minister of island tourism, Agueda Montelongo, felt that the report is "an essential reference tool to improve and correct any errors."

Local business owners on Fuerteventura held a meeting this week to begin the process of setting up a business association. The purpose of this is to have a strong voice with local government and tour operators. The initiative, led by Eileen Forrester of Penny Lane, proposes to work with the tourism and business areas of the council to improve services to both tourists and businesses. The meeting was well attended by the English and Irish communities, and it was felt that more work should go into encouraging owners from other nationalities, especially the local Spanish community to participate. The next meeting will be held in Mafasca's, Top floor of the Atlantico Centre, next Thursday at 2pm. For more details contact Eileen on 619 973 281.

A Corralejo man was jailed for 5 years and ordered to pay 6,000 euros compensation to his victim this week. The man, Calvo Wilson Gutierrez, seriously attacked a man by stabbing him in the neck several times. The incident took place on 21st April 2006. Calvo went to the victims house in the Bristol Playa area at 5 in the morning and proceeded to attack him. The victim was saved by the rapid response of the emergency services but still had to take 81 days off work as a consequence. The argument was over Calvo's girlfriend who used to go out with the victim.

A Uraguyan woman threw her four month old baby off a six metre cliff this week. The incident happened near Costa Calma. The baby was rescued and then airlifted to Gran Canaria for medical attention, but its condition still remains critical. The woman, Mariana Riba, had earlier in the day reported her husband for physical abuse. The Guardia took the man in for questioning and Mariana went home alone. She then left the house with the baby and was seen wandering around the tourist areas. When she reached a ravine she threw the baby over the side. Tourists who spotted her, called the police immediately and the baby was recovered, but had serious head injuries. Mariana is currently being treated in a local psychiatric facility.

The National Energy Commission (CNE) has recommended an increase of around 20% on electricity bills. They want this so that tariffs truly reflect the high cost of production. The Cabildo are considering this in order order to determine whether they need to subsidise costs to keep tariffs down.

The Canarias government has proposed a study into the impact of holiday homes on the islands. The proposal is being sent to Brussels for the summit next week for ratification, but has caused some controversy as to its purpose. The government insists that it is looking at the positive impact on population growth of this type of property, but opponents feel that it will open the doors to limiting second home ownership in the archipelago. To counteract this the proposal was reworded to reflect this difference in purpose.

The Spanish property market continues to remain buoyant. A recent report by RightMove.co.uk showed that Spain dominates 5 out of the top ten searches for overseas property from the UK. The usual Costa locations are included in these, but both Fuerteventura and Lanzarote also feature in the top 100.

The lack of growth in the construction industry has led to many migrant workers leaving the island. Figures show that over the last year over 3,000 labourers have returned to mainland from Fuerteventura. To many who live here, this will be seen as a necessity as supply of housing has increased way beyond demand over recent years. A slow down in this industry can only be good for property prices in the long term, but will have an inevitable detrimental effect on local economies in the short term.

The current ban on harvesting limpets and mussels is having a detrimental effect on other types of shellfish. In one species, the Canarian whelk - the population has reduced by over 50%. The Cabildo is now considering setting up reserve areas for to protest these creatures.

Weird news:

An Omaha man struggling to breathe used a steak knife to perform an at-home tracheotomy. Steve Wilder said he thought he was going to die when he awoke one night last week and couldn't breathe.
Wilder said he didn't call 911 because he didn't think help would arrive in time. So, the 55-year-old says, he got a steak knife from the kitchen and made a small hole in his throat, allowing air to gush in.
Wilder suffered from throat cancer and related breathing problems several years ago. About that time, he had an episode where he couldn't breathe because his air passages swelled shut. He said that's what happened this time around.
Doctors don't expect Wilder to suffer any adverse affects from the tracheotomy once it's healed.

A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child's shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage.
City attorney M. Jeffry Spahr said the official response is that her claim is denied and in his words, "poop happens."
Kelly DeBrocky, of Mahopac, N.Y., wants the city to reimburse her for $54 she spent replacing her toddler's ruined shoes and the expenses for parking and aquarium admission on April 5. For more stories similar to this, check out the Stella awards in this week's fun stuff!

It looked like a small charcoal briquette, floating on San Francisco Bay, but it was just a little bit too square to be a charcoal briquette.
Twelve-year-old Joe Carter, who was boating with his father Sunday off Crissy Field, figured he might as well reach over the side of their dinghy and pick it up.
It wasn't a charcoal briquette after all, Joe realized, because charcoal briquettes do not have hinges on them.
It was a jewellery box.
"What if there's a diamond ring inside?" Joe remembers wondering to himself. So he opened the small black box.
And inside was something round and golden, with a sparkling stone on it.
"It's a real diamond ring," Joe said. "With a real diamond."
Joe took the ring out of the box and inspected a small tag, which was still attached to it.
"Romance Princess. One-quarter carat. Diamond Wedding Ring. $499," the tag said.
Joe, being several years shy of the time of life when a diamond ring in a black box comes in handy, huddled up with his father, Matt. The two of them are honorable, and they figured the thing to do was to call Macy's department store and find out if anyone had lost a ring. The small box had "Macy's" printed on the inside.
But the jewellery sales clerk said there was nothing he could do. Macy's sells a lot of rings, and they don't come with serial numbers.
So the Carters, who live in Alameda, posted a "lost and found" ad on an online bulletin board.
"Ring found floating in SF Bay," the ad said. "We would love to return it. Please contact me with a description."
And for four days, they have sat back and waited for developments. Perhaps the unfortunate owner would come forward. Perhaps several different people, all claiming to be the unfortunate owner, would come forward. Gold and diamonds have a way of making people do things they otherwise wouldn't.
But, so far, no one at all has come forward.
While the Carters wait, they try to imagine how the diamond ring ended up in San Francisco Bay. Did a would-be husband fling it into the water after his proposal was rejected? Did a would-be bride toss it aside because it weighed only one-quarter carat?
"I knew a girl in high school who did that when her boyfriend proposed," said Joe's mom, Laura, filling in her son on the ways of women and quarter-carat diamond rings.
Did it fall from the promenade deck of a cruise ship? Did someone drop it into the water on purpose, as the old lady did at the end of "Titanic?"

 

May 1st 2008

A Spanish ferry with 113 passengers on board ran aground and partially sank off the Atlantic coast of Morocco, last Friday. The passengers were brought to safety after a dramatic rescue that involved the Moroccan navy and local fishermen. The ferry As-Salama was travelling from the Moroccan port of Tarfaya to Fuerteventura when it struck rocks a half a mile offshore in heavy seas and strong winds and began taking on water. All the passengers were safely taken off the ferry by rescue boats, but they had to leave all their luggage on board. The passengers were predominantly from Morocco and Spain, but it was also carrying holidaymakers from Germany, France and Japan. All the passengers were offered flights back to the canaries, but most refused, preferring to stay on dry land to recover from their ordeal. They were put up in local hotels.

The latest Spanish Ministry of Housing (MVIV) figures, which have been released to the public, confirms reports of the growing decline in the Spanish mainland property sector compared to the Canary Islands where property resales have been strongest. The government research showed that the number of resale transactions to foreign buyers in Spain fell by almost 18% year on year from 21,628 to 17,815 overall. But in contrast, this period saw a huge increase in resales to foreign buyers in the Canary Islands which resulted in a year on year increase of 73%. Although there is no specific breakdown as to which nationalities are actually purchasing property it does prove the long-term strength of the market in the Canaries and the confidence in the future of the islands. (Goldacre Estates)

Young people on the island are turning away from traditional occupations such as cheese making. Although Fuerteventura makes some of the best goats cheese in the world, families are concerned that their recipes and craft will die with the next generation as their children and grandchildren show no interest in carrying on the work. The youngsters are put off by the long hours and lack of weekends and holidays for recreational activities. Current producers say that the work is not hard but you have to be there all the time to ensure that the herds and cheese production run smoothly.

Two fishermen have been caught with 34 kilos of fish that they caught using spear guns. This type of fishing is strictly controlled on the islands and sportsmen are only allowed a small quota of fish per day in order to protest the underwater environment. This haul way exceeded these limits. The men tried to hide their catch behind the concrete pillars at the entrance to Morro Jable port, but they were spotted and the police were called. The officers arrested the men and confiscated the fish and the men's spear guns.

Pajara are building a path to connect the beaches of La Fuente and La Lajita. the path is being constructed to make access to La Fuente beach easier and to provide a pleasant route for a seaside walk.

Hospital Patients are complaining that the daily allowance they receive is insufficient for their needs. Day patients in Fuerteventura hospital currently receive just 18 euros per day and they say that this does not even cover the taxi fare let alone food expenses. If the patient has to go to another island for treatment, then the allowance increases to 118e per day, but this has to cover flight and accommodation costs as well. They are also complaining that the amount that the Cabildo of Fuerteventura receives per patient is far greater that that taken by the patient and they are accusing the Cabildo of pocketing the difference to the detriment of residents.

A new art exhibition at the Juan Ismael Arts Centre in Puerto del Rosario is aimed at increasing the exposure of local artists in order to generate interest in the arts amongst young people. The exhibition, The Artist and the Island, which opened on 30th April comprises of works from 23 local artists.

A local Fuerteventuran group, Amolan, has produced a CD dedicated to the folklore traditions of the island. The disc, called 'El Día Clarinado' features mainly the work of their own group but includes tracks from 2 other local bands.

Weird News:

What Housing Crisis? "This is heaven on earth," said one resident living on burned-out lava rocks about a mile from the oozing Kilauea volcano near Kalapana, Hawaii, explaining the lure that he and his neighbors feel, having built houses by hand, collected rainwater to drink, installed solar panels for power, and planted vegetables between the rocks for food. Said one of the semi-hermit residents, to an Associated Press reporter in March, "I'm more scared of people than I am a volcano." [CNN-AP, 3-25-08]
 

Astrid Literski, in prison after pleading guilty to murdering her 4-year-old daughter in 2003, is due in tax court in Halifax, Nova Scotia, in May to argue that she should not have to give back $1,296 (Cdn) in tax benefits she was wrongly paid for the child during 2002. Actually, the girl was living with her father at the time, but Literski says she deserved the tax benefits, anyway, because she provided "emotional" support. [Chronicle Herald (Halifax), 3-1-08]
 

A 26-year-old driver was arrested in Bay County, Fla., in April after being spotted on the side of a road masturbating. According to the police report, the man said "he had just left work and explained that he needed some personal time with himself that he could not have at home." [Northwest Florida Daily News, 4-2-08]
World's Greatest Lawyer: Oregon public defender Ethan Levi agreed to represent Eric Kincaid, 29, who had been identified by DNA as the man (in a miniskirt, wig and fishnet stockings) who one night last year had hidden in the closet of a woman he did not know before fleeing. Kincaid denied that he meant the woman any harm, maintaining that he had been invited by a mysterious second woman, whom he also did not know, to have sex but had realized after seeing the first woman that he was in the wrong apartment, and he left. In April, Levi convinced the jury to accept Kincaid's explanation and acquit him of all charges. [The Oregonian, 4-8-08]
 

Instant Karma: In March in Leesburg, Va., driver's license test-taker Nita Sureka was told by the examiner to park beside the Department of Motor Vehicles building, but she accidentally crashed into it, tearing a hole in the wall and forcing the department to close for the day. [Washington Post, 3-17-08]

The Manitoba (Canada) Bar Association, which was hoping to file a brief in a controversial police investigation case in Winnipeg in March, announced it would have to forgo participation because it lacked sufficient funds to hire a lawyer. [Winnipeg Free Press, 3-7-08]

 

April 24th 2008

Two men have been found dead on board a ship coming from the Ivory Coast. The captain had found stowaways aboard and stopped  in Puerto del Rosario to have them removed. A total of thirteen stowaways were found on board, but two had not survived the journey. Four more were hospitalised. The boat, the MS Rosa Delmas was headed for the northern Spanish port of Vigo.

The nineteenth Island Book Fair will have a very special guest this year – Cuban writer Zoe Valdes. This is part of the festival that takes place in Plaza de la Paz, in the capital from April 23 and 27
Other writers include Genoveva Torres Cabrera, Elsa Lopez, Elisa Ramos and Cecilia Dominguez. As is the custom at this festival, it’s not confined to books. There will also be theatre, music and story-telling. As well as the main events n Puerto, there will be corresponding events around the island. Mario Cabrera said that it’s a great event for an island where, just 19 years ago, it was difficult to find a library. Leaflets are available with details of all the events, for adults and children.
And don’t forget that April 23 is World Book Day.

A recent survey has found that 65 percent of Spanish people admit they cannot speak, read or write English. Bulgarians, Hungarians and Turks are the only ones who admit to speaking less English than Spaniards. A strudy by consultancy firm Ipsos has found that a total of 70 percent of Spaniards recognize that English is important, but just four percent are learning it. There has been horror at some of the results.
The report says that 17 percent of Spaniards can read English, 14 percent can understand it and only 11 percent can speak it. It’s been dubbed " the Latin of the 21st century."
Of course, the question of money rears its head - in 2006, 105,000 Spaniards travelled abroad to study - 94 percent of them to learn English. Another 45,000 took a government grant to travel abroad, with the majority heading to England or Ireland , according to the Spanish Association of Promoters of Courses Abroad, which estimates revenues for the sector at EUR 300 million. A four-week course abroad costs between EUR 2,500 and EUR 3,000, putting it out of the reach of many families.
An added note is that here in the Canaries, President Paulino Rivero, has announced that over the next academic year, 50 teaching staff will be selected form 60 schools to take part in an intensive programme to train as ‘bilingual teachers.’ They will, of course, be reimbursed for this. The teachers will be sent to Scotland for five months, followed by training at home. These 60 schools will be the launch of the bilingual programme and it will continue that over the next four years, it will be increased to more than 200 teachers.
The money that’s being spent on this comes from the regional funds; however, it’s these same funds that are not available to sort out the on-going teachers’ pay claim. There will be a day-long strike on April 24 as part of this campaign. The teachers claim relates to a salary scale that is not on a pr with other civil servants as well as pupil-teacher ratio.

The Government is to spend more than 125 million euros on public school transport over the next five years. This will bring the total number of routes up to 725. This year, the budget is about 10 million euros, each of the following three years, it will be just under 25 million; and in 2013, the spend will be 15 million. Fuerteventura will get an increase of 42 routes. Hiring of vehicles over the years will include major safety measures.

Watch out for roadworks next month in the Antigua area. Road widening is the major work. Improvements will also take place at the Pozo Negro exit. The second phase will be done after the summer, as far as the roundabout at Gran Tarajal. The road surface will be improved, ensuring better safety for drivers.

Rain may stop play in sporting events but in Barcelona, thunderstorms may have been one reason why there were some 200,000 visitors to the recent International Tourist show.
Once again, Fuerteventura was top of the class at the weekend event. Mainland Spanish tourists continue to come here with the numbers increasing regularly. There has been a huge increase in the last year, of just under 62 percent over this time 2007. This is the highest increase of mainland Europeans. New airline connections have played their part, with Spanair departing from Barcelona, Easyjet from Madrid and Ryanair from Girona. A lot of interest in Barcelona came from those interested in the activities available and leisure centres.
One of the main innovations this year was a specific area dedicated to gay tourism.

Corralejo may get a much-needed facelift if local tourist councillor Nereida Calero has her way. Over the next weeks, the La Oliva tourism Department will be taking a long hard look at the town and what it has to offer tourists. Calero believes that more than sun and sand are needed as visitors expect more. The survey will be done in the main tourist areas, including the beach and the airport. Calero believes that facilities such as health spas, gastronomy, activity holidays and leisure centres may be the way forward.


The Aristocrats!
Mayor Art Madrid of La Mesa, Calif., apologized in February for an incident the week before when police found him, along with a female city employee, passed out about 10:30 p.m. Madrid was lying on the sidewalk near an SUV; the woman was in the driver's seat with her legs sticking out the open door; and vomit littered the area. [San Diego Union Tribune, 2-27-08]
A patient reporting for an appointment with dentist Norman Rubin in Smithtown, N.Y., in March told the New York Post that Rubin was in the otherwise-empty office, passed out, drooling, with a gas mask on his face. (Rubin later told the Post, in defence, that it was, after all, his lunch hour.) [New York Post, 3-20-08]
The Continuing Crisis
Dirk Opalka (whose fox scored 96 of 100 possible points) won best in show at the World Taxidermy Championships in February in Salzburg, Austria, beating over 100 competitors in the art of stretching animal skin over fake bodies so the critters look better than they ever looked alive. The attention to detail was astonishing, according to a dispatch in Der Spiegel, on such features as a stag's nostrils, a hyena's lips, a hamster's whiskers, the neck length of a female peregrine falcon (precisely 5.5 cm), and the proper rosiness of a bat's anus. [Der Spiegel, 2-29-08]
In March, the Tokyo High Court reversed the conviction of pinup model Serena Kozakura, who had been found guilty of kicking a hole in the door of her former boyfriend's apartment so she could break in and scream at him. Kozakura had appealed, claiming that the man had made the hole himself, and as evidence, explained that she could never have squeezed through it, anyway, because her breasts are too big. That argument apparently won the day, creating enough "reasonable doubt" to overturn the verdict. [Agence France-Presse, 3-4-08]
Two German air force sergeants were suspended in December after being caught in a side venture selling sausages based on an old family recipe requiring human blood. Their first batches were made with their own, but as they began mass-producing, they had allegedly asked their colleagues because, according to instructions from one of the men's grandmothers, all blood must be "fresh." "Do not use too many breadcrumbs," she had written, "but if the blood starts to curdle, stir in a teaspoon of wine vinegar." [Daily Telegraph (London), 3-3-08]

 

April 17th 2008
Coca Cola drinkers need not worry. There’s plenty of their favourite bevy available. This is despite a Coca Cola ship in Puerto del Rosario going up in flames recently. It’s still not known what caused the fire at about 17.30 when the employees of the Cobega company were told about the fire that subsequently destroyed the ship. The flames spread rapidly, helped by the prevailing wind and was still burning at 23.00 that night. The interior of the ship presents a desolate appearance at the moment. Cobega in Lanzarote and Gran Canaria has been involved with distributing Coca Cola here.

The Bahia Real hotel is where 450 area managers and German tourism agents have been staying for the National TUI Congress. This is the first time the congress has been held on the island. The various authorities of the Cabildo and a wide representation from Tourism met General manager of TUI in Germany, Volker Böttcher, and the director general of Leisure from TUI Travel Hasso von Düring Obviously, having the Congress here is excellent for tourism.
Águeda Montelongo, Tourism councillor, said that the presence of all these managers was one of the biggest tourist events that has happened in the island, as it creates a good impression and demonstrates that Fuerteventura is a consolidated destination. This is what the agents will bring home with them. A spokesman for TUI said that the island is the second most important destination for the company in the Canaries. Having joined with First Choice last year, TUI is the biggest tour operator in Europe.
General Manager of TUI Volker Böttcher said that Fuerteventura is a very important destination for the company, especially in winter. He noted that while the eastern Meditterannean countries are getting popular, Fuerteventura will continue to attract visitors as the infrastructure is in place, hotels are of good quality and the weather is good.

You could be in line for a tax rebate of as much as £11,000 if you paid tax on a property before last year’s rule changes. EC nationals were taxed at higher rates than Spanish nationals, in contravention to EC laws. A legal firm claims that around 4,500 Britons and thousands of others should be able to claim rebates at a total cost of about 50 million pounds to the Spanish government.

The V11 National Telecommunications Congress is taking place in Corralejo this week. The Director of the Canary Agency of Investigation, Innovation and Information Society, the Cabildo president, Mario Cabrera and La Oliva mayoress, Claudina Morales inaugurated the congress on Wednesday. The meeting is a get-together of experts in new technologies. One of the objectives is to improve communications among the rural populations where there is a ‘digital gap’. Speakers include Juan Ruiz Alzola, the general manager of Canary Agency of Investigation, Innovation and Information Society as well as New Technology councillor, Andrés Valerón, who will present details on the various network projects around the island.

All-inclusive holidays are top of the list in Pajara with 60 % of all beds. This could be a loss of 11 million euros annually to the commercial sector. About 58,70 % of the tourist beds in the municipality is taken with hotel complexes and apartments that offer all-inclusive rates as against accommodation only or half-board. If these clients were half-board, it would mean an increase of 30.616 euros daily and about 11.174.840 euros a year, according to Town Hall estimates. The study indicates that 37.5% of the tourist complexes offer everything included for visitors.

However, 42 businesses out of the existing 208 in Morro Jable have closed, mainly snack bars and restaurants, a figure that actually amounts to 20 %. In Solana Matorral, 15 businesses have closed, 23 have never opened and just 151 remain out of the original 189.


Tourism advisor Rita Martin, has taken part in a Tourism Fair as head of a delegation that explored the possibility of Chinese tourism. She said that it was a trip that also involved Shanghai and Hong Kong, as China is their target of an agreement of Competitiveness and Tourist Quality 2008-2020. Chinese visitors look for circuits and they can be accommodated with a circuit of the seven islands. A group of Chinese tour operators will visit the islands in the next while. It’s also possible to target specialist holidays as in the honeymoon market.


Weird news from Spain
A thief seen forcing his way into a funeral parlour in Burjassot (Valencia) hid in one of the glass cases where coffins are displayed for mourners to keep vigil when he was disturbed by police arriving at the scene The plan was unsuccessful, as the 'corpse' was visibly breathing and his casual clothes were not of the kind usually chosen by undertakers for their dead clients. The burglar, who has a long police record, has been charged with attempted robbery.

A private clinic in Cadiz has been fined 6,000 euros for making female nurses and health assistants wear skirts in their health centres. The company which owns a chain of health centres in Andalucia has been ordered to pay the fine for requiring their female nurses to wear skirts. Officials considered that the company was infringing equality legislation by insisting on the skirts and removing a productivity bonus payment of 30 euros a month from the nurses who chose to wear trousers.

MADRID, Spain - A man making his first visit to a home he bought in a foreclosure auction found the former owner's mummified body sitting on the living room couch, police said Tuesday.
Coroners estimate the woman's remains had been there since 2001, when she stopped making payments on the residence in the coastal town of Roses in Spain's northeast Catalonia region.
The body mummified instead of rotting partly because of the salty seaside air in Roses, a Catalan regional police official said, speaking on customary condition of anonymity.
The woman, in her mid-50s, was estranged from her children in Madrid, and no one had reported her missing. She was not identified by officials.
Police said her death also went undetected because her ground-level apartment is in an area of vacation homes with a high turnover of travelers. In addition, police said, the woman spent a lot of time in Madrid with her mother. The whereabouts of the mother was unclear.
Roses Mayor Carles Paramo told the newspaper El Mundo it was normal that no one missed the woman because in housing developments like this one "people are not minding other people's business."
 

April 10th 2008

We’ve all noticed the hikes in supermarket prices over the past few months. This has been worrying the Cabildo not just of Fuerte, but of neighbouring Lanzarote. Both Cabildos recently got together to discuss the best way of dealing with the situation. They want to find a solution to what they see as the unreasonable prices consumers have to pay, mainly because we live on one of the two most easterly islands of the archipelago. Of course, part of the problem is that imported goods in Tenerife and Gran Canaria have risen in price. If we want these goods, the shipping costs involved in getting them here increases the price even further. One of the ideas proposed by the respective island governments to at least regulate prices was to encourage supermarket chains which up until now have not shown interest in setting up on the islands to open up new branches in order to break into the “closed” shop which is operated at present by the three chains operating in Fuerteventura and Lanzarote.

Regional Airline Islas Airways is making it easy for residents of any of the islands to travel to others in the Archipelago on interisland routes. They have announced a fixed price of only 16.56 euros per journey for residents. According to a company spokesman, this measure aims to make interisland travel available at all times at a reasonable price, not just when there are promotional offers. The company has plans to increase the number of planes in this coming year and of increasing the La Palma, Fuerteventura, Lanzarote and the two main islands of Tenerife and Gran Canaria. They are also working on new price system for groups of residents. Reliability, punctuality, the best prices and timetables and passenger convenience are the main aims of the company, which has, since beginning to operate five years ago managed to achieve its objective of uniting the Canary islands. More information and the possibility of buying tickets online is available on the company web site www.islasnet.com

Good news for Britons hoping to buy into the Spanish property market. The recently re-elected Spanish Socialist Party leader Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero has promised to bring in some positive changes. The changes promised will mean that people looking to buy in Spain will have better protection through more regulation of the sector. The party also wants to encourage buyers to purchase their property through mortgage providers, and by doing this they can have a tax-free allowance of up to 60,000 euros.


If you’ve been wondering what type of birds have been seen recently around the Caleta area, worry no more. They are the European bee eater or Merops apiaster, migrating from Sub Saharan Africa over the Straits of Gibraltar.

The Spanish government intends spending 12 billion euros on road building and improvements. The work will be done in conjunction with private companies, bringing the total spend to around 20 billion euros for work to be competed between 2009 and 2012. This will also give a boost to the construction industry in the present difficult circumstances.

The Ayuntamiento in Puerto del Rosario has installed a series of eight information panels at various points of the capital. The aim of the panels is to indicate places of interest to those visiting the town.
Snippets of interesting information in Spanish, English and German have been written on each of the panels, recreating the exciting events of the history of the island’s capital. The panels have been financed by the Ayuntamiento – a cost of €15,000. They have been researched and made by specialists from Las Palmas de Gran Canaria University. Plans to make further panels giving information about the rural areas of the islands are also in the pipeline.

Bones from the Copper Age were unearthed at a building site in Caravaca de la Cruz in Murcia. Building work had to stop when about 300 skeletons were unearthed at the site. Archaeologists reckon they could be about 5,000 years old and are possibly the bones of the founders of the city. The skeletons of dogs and ceramic items have also been found at the site.

Fuerteventura had almost 8,000 unemployed in March, the highest of all the islands. This is an increase of about 4 % on February. In the INEM offices every day, there are people looking for work.

World Health Day was celebrated this week with special emphasis on children and young people and their health. More than 1,400 students from 4th level were in the plaza of La Paz for the IX Muestra Insular de Salud, entitled ‘Right to the Protection before the abuses, the maltreatment and the development ”. There were various workshops to give the students information about healthy life habits and the prevention of illness.

Weird or what?

Irish director-playwright Paul Walker's production of "Ladies & Gents" opened for a March run in New York City 29 blocks north of Broadway in a public restroom. According to an Associated Press report, the entire play takes place among the porcelain in a bathroom in Central Park, portraying "the seedy underside of 1950s Dublin," with the audience of 25 standing beside rows of stalls, near "spiders, foul odors and puddles of questionable origin." Walker proudly admits that he wanted to take the audience "out of their comfort zone" to create "a different energy." Actor John O'Callaghan recalled that rehearsals were especially difficult: "One man actually came in and had a pee right in front of us."

Italy's highest appeals court ruled in March that it is not illegal for a woman to lie in a police investigation if the reason is to cover up her adulterous affair. Court of Cassation judges said that her honor is more important than providing intimate information about her lover.

When Johnny Diablo's year-old vegan restaurant failed to catch on in Portland, Ore., last year, he converted the space into Casa Diablo's Gentlemen's Club, which is what he believes is the world's only vegan strip club. He has no rule against meat-eating dancers, he told Willamette Week newspaper in February, but won't permit leather, fur, silk or wool outfits on stage (no "murder victims" in the club, he said).

 

April 3rd 2008

A major IT congress will take place in Corralejo on April 17th and 18th. The congress is organised by the the Canarian agency of Investigation, Innovation and Information of the Chamber of Commerce. World experts in the field will participate in the VII Congreso Nacional de Telecentros. They will discuss technology improvements to those living in rural areas. Speakers include the general manager of Agency, Juan Ruiz Alzola and the chamber’s New Technology advisor Andrés Valerón. World experts include the ex-director for Development in Stockholm, Luis Abascal; the co-ordinator of the network somos@telecentros for Latin America and The Carib, Maria Lourdes Acosta. One of the objectives of the congress is to create a Canarian Telecommunications network.

A new craft shop is to open in the airport. The shop is now located at the bottom of the escalators, a location that has not been very successful. The new shop will be located on the top floor, beside the rest of the shops. And a new craft shop is to open in Puerto del Rosario, beside the tourist office.
Puerto del Rosario will have an Artisan Fair on the second Sunday of each month. And the timetable for other new craft fairs is: Antigua: 8 – 11 May; La Oliva: 6 – 8 June; Betancuria: 30 May; 21 September; Betancuria

The Department of Health in the UK has announced that from 1st April 2008, British nationals who permanently reside in Spain will have to present the Spanish equivalent of a European Health Insurance Card (EHIC) if they need medical treatment whilst visiting the UK or any other EU member state. The new rule applies to UK nationals who live in Spain and make Spanish Social Security contributions or live in Spain while receiving a state pension or long term incapacity benefit from the UK through the registration of an E121. The lack of a Spanish EHIC could result in people being considered as a private patient. The Spanish equivalent of the EHIC can be applied for at a Spanish social security office (INSS).

Keep an eye out for the Puppet Theatre that is making the rounds of the various towns on the island from next week,

The La Oliva Ayuntamiento has realised that the younger members of the population represent an important percentage of the municipal electoral roll. A new Youth office has opened in Corralejo, offering offers information and specific advice. The office is located in Calle Huriamen, next to the Municipal Auditorium.
Opening hours are Monday to Friday 9am – 2pm and Wednesday and Thursday 4pm – 8.30pm as well. Teléfono 928866329, e-mail: juventud@laoliva.es
:The office will give advice and information on such subjects as leisure activities, studies, travel, youth hostels in Spain, employment, International Youth cards. They will also be providing courses in dance, theatre and percussion in the Municipality, thanks to the Association of Dance, Art and Experimental Theater D-ARTE,

The Ayuntamiento of Pájara has not given a licence for the construction of a new five-star, 658-room hotel. The original licence was granted in 2001 by the Coalición Canaria. But this permission has now expired and there has not been a new application.

Only 4 per cent of Canarian families have received the 'cheque bebé', the Government grant for a third child. This has been described as lamentable by the Association of Familias Numerosas de Canarias. The grant, of up to e3,500, has only been applied for by 838 families, just 4 per cent of those entitled to apply. Apparently some 20,000 families are entitled to apply for the grant

April Fool jokes
Pigeons Retired from Army Service
Yesterday (28th March 2008 ), the Spanish army said goodbye to its carrier pigeons after 150 years of service. A short ceremony was carried out by an army colonel who thanked the unit for the loyal service provided over the years, noting that new technology has made their services obsolete.

In 1957, a BBC television show announced that thanks to a mild winter and the virtual elimination of the spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. Footage of Swiss farmers pulling strands of spaghetti from trees prompted a barrage of calls from people wanting to know how to grow their own spaghetti at home.

Sweden in 1962 had only one television channel, which broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert appeared on the news to announce that thanks to a newly developed technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to receive colour pictures by pulling a nylon stocking over the screen. In fact, they had to wait until 1970.
In 1996, American fast-food chain Taco Bell announced that it had bought Philadelphia's Liberty Bell, a historic symbol of American independence, from the federal government and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Outraged citizens called to express their anger before Taco Bell revealed the hoax.

Burger King, another American fast-food chain, published a full-page advertisement in USA Today in 1998 announcing the introduction of the "Left-Handed Whopper," spe- cially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new burger included the same ingredients as the original, but the condiments were rotated 180 degrees. The chain said it received thousands of requests for the new burger, as well as orders for the original "right- handed" version.
Discover Magazine announced in 1995 that a highly respected biologist, Aprile Pazzo (Italian for April Fool), had discovered a new species in Antarctica: the hotheaded naked ice borer. The creatures were said to have bony head plates that became burning hot, allowing the animals to bore through ice at high speed -- a technique they used to hunt penguins.
Noted British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on the radio in 1976 that at 9:47 am, a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event, in which Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, would cause a gravitational alignment that would reduce the Earth's gra- vity. Moore told listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment of the planetary alignment, they would experience a floating sensation. Hundreds of people called in to report feeling the sensation.

 

March 27th 2008

The problems with the original planning permission for Las Rotundas shopping centre in Puerto del Rosario have once again come under the spotlight. It’s just one month since the Tribunal Superior de Justicia de Canarias (TSJC) ratified the licence’s nullity. The licence dates back to 2002. Already more than half the time that was given to sort it out has passed. The order passed called for the demolition of the parts that don’t have planning permission. The company was only allowed to build 14.000 square meters but the Consistorio allowed 47,000. The 33,000 extra sq metres should now be removed.
The economics of this would cost about a million euro out of the municipal coffers. Current price per metre in the capital is 1.800euro, multiplied by 33,000. Economically, knocking down some of the building is not feasible.

Firefighters in Puerto del Rosario needed to use the two vehicles fire to quell a fire this week in a paint shop in the capital. The hazard of flammable materials that were inside the building forced the troops to use more than 3,000 litres of water and foam to extinguish the fire and protect the area. Despite the spectacular nature of the blaze there were no personal injuries although two cars were completely charred and four other vehicles were damaged.

Results of the ‘Nos Vamos a la Playa’ promotion were presented to the Cabildo recently. This was a collaboration between the Tourism sponsors and the Chamber of Commerce that took place in February promoting the island in nine Spanish cities. The campaign reached an astonishing 11.5 million people and was a huge success. Comparing figures from January before the promotion and February, there has been a 32% increase over 2007. According to councillor Montelongo, Fuerteventura is the only one of the islands where tourism is increasing. He said that the promotion would have been very difficult if the Chamber had not been on board. The head offices of the Chambers in all the cities that were visited co-operated with the campaign. The Chambers were delighted as it gave them extra publicity.

More on tourism: An extensive drive will take place across France over the next few months to promote the island. This is a joint initiative between the Corporation, the Chamber of Commerce and the French tour operator, Nouvelles Frontières. Mario Cabrera and Águeda Montelongo, president and adviser of Tourism accompanied the representative of the tourist agent, Oscar Palacios, and the president of the Chamber of commerce, Gregorio Pérez, at the signing of this agreement. Mario Cabrera spoke about the promotion of the Island as a need in which there must be co-operation among all sectors. The campaign will consist of a series of promotional performances that will be based on a campaign of marketing in the press, the Internet, news letters and the establishment of incentives for the merchandisers of Nouvelles Frontières. Statistics show that 32.888 French tourists came to the Island in the year 2007. Comparing this with the numbers coming here in 2003, there has been a huge increase of 267,64 %.

In just one year, between 2006 and 2007, the increase was biggest.
Regular bus users who use the Tarjeta Dinero will see the subsidy increased by as much as 30 per cent of the route price. This will mean that about 10 per cent of the cost.
According to the adviser Ann Padilla, “ this action, not only will represent an economic saving for regular users of public transport, it will also help the service to be faster as it lowers the time spent in taking cash. Last year, just over 20 per cent of travellers used the card –501,725 out of a total of 2.463.699. It’s part of an ongoing upgrade that includes the new bus station and the seven new buses added to the fleet, giving a total of 38 vehicles on 17 routes.

The mayor of Pájara, Rafael Perdomo, has reported that the Ayuntamiento has taken on the construction of a new street and pedestrian steps to improve the communications between the streets Pérez Galdós and Quevedo of Morro Jable, located in one of the margins of the del Barranco del Ciervo. Both of these measures will improve the quality of life of the residents. Works began about a month ago and will cost some 65,000euros for the street and 18,000 for the steps. Problems arose initially due to relaying of the electrical and water facilities. Window boxes will be placed along the steps to help improve the area.
However, this improvement will be offset by the problems at the beach which have been denounced by a spokesperson for the Coalición Canaria in the Ayuntamiento de Pájara. Beach services that were installed two years ago have not been maintained and have been abandoned for the past two years. They are in a slovenly state, he said. There was a tourist office, first aid, toilets and showers and local police. These services were seen as an example to other coastal areas. These offices have all now been closed and allowed to deteriorate.

A pedestrian walkway will soon be built between El Granillo and Costa Calma, along the FV-2, an investment of nearly two million euros.

We might all be using Ryanair to fly in and out of the island but it’s still not enough. Ryanair Chief Executive Michael O'Leary expects profits to halve in the coming year, fulfilling the most pessimistic of a number of possible scenarios given by the airline in February. "Our guidance remains the same from our last," Mr O'Leary told reporters at a news conference in Brussels today. "We will update this in June at our results but I expect a 50 per cent drop in profits in the next 12 months."
The Irish budget airline warned in February high oil prices, a faltering UK economy and weak sterling meant net profit could halve in its business year starting in April but that was the bleakest of a range of forecasts that saw a 6 per cent profit rise at best.
O'Leary said the airline's plans to continue growing the number passengers it carries would be offset by "a significant reduction in airfares" over the next 12 months.
"Our senior management of around 36, including myself, will take a pay freeze until we see a turnaround in our profits," Mr O'Leary said.
Mr O'Leary also said he expected Ryanair, Europe's biggest low-cost carrier, to remain largely unhedged for the rest of 2008 once its current insurance against high fuel prices expires at the end of this month.
"I reckon we will take our chances on current price of oil for the rest of the year," O'Leary told reporters at a news conference in Brussels.
"If it drops below €80 we would then jump to hedge," he added. And of course, Michael needs some extra cash – see story below
Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary's famed acumen and self-confidence briefly deserted him when he failed to back his own horse Hear The Echo to win the Irish Grand National at odds of 33-1. The outsider ridden by Paddy Flood and trained by Michael 'Mouse' Morris easily knocked 6-1 favourite Royal County Star into second place at Ireland's top steeplechase on Monday. "We had no money on him," The Irish Times newspaper quoted O'Leary as saying. "I thought he was going out for a run to keep himself warm," said O'Leary, whose Gigginstown House Stud produced 2006 Cheltenham Gold Cup winner War of Attrition. The multimillionaire chief executive of Europe's biggest low-cost airline said he was "gobsmacked" by the result. "Two people asked me earlier should they back him and I told them no way," O'Leary was quoted as saying by the Irish Daily Mirror newspaper beneath its front-page headline "O'Deary". In business O'Leary has rarely shied away from bucking the odds. When other airlines cancelled orders in the wake of the September 11, 2001, attacks on the United States, he seized the chance to secure new aircraft from Boeing at rock-bottom prices. Still, there was some consolation following Monday's lapse. The Irish Grand National boasts a prize fund of 250,000 euros (195,000 pounds) and O'Leary had the satisfaction of collecting the accompanying trophy from Prime Minister Bertie Ahern who is often lampooned by Ryanair in its attacks on government policy. "I don't get much off Bertie Ahern but I'm always happy to take the Grand National off him," the Irish Independent quoted O'Leary as saying.
Snakes alive! A rattlesnake rancher who calls himself Bayou Bob found a new way to make money: Stick a rattler inside a bottle of vodka and market the concoction as an "ancient Asian elixir." But Bayou Bob Popplewell's bright idea appears to have landed him on the wrong side of the law, because he has no liquor license. Popplewell, who has raised rattlesnakes and turtles at Bayou Bob's Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch for more than two decades, surrendered to authorities Monday. He spent about 10 minutes in jail after the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission obtained arrest warrants on misdemeanour charges of selling alcohol without a license and possessing alcohol with intent to sell. If convicted, he faces up to a year in jail and $1,000 in fines. Popplewell said he will fight the charges. His intent, he said, is not to sell an alcoholic beverage but a healing tonic. He said he has customers of Asian descent who believe the concoction has medicinal properties. "It's almost a spiritual thing," said Popplewell, But alcohol commission agent Scott Jones pointed out that investigators confiscated 429 bottles of snake vodka and one bottle of snake tequila. At $23 a bottle, that's almost $10,000 worth of reptilian booze. Even if Popplewell intended his drink be used as a healing tonic — an assertion the alcohol commission disputes — his use of vodka requires a state permit, authorities said. "It's sold for beverage purposes, and he knows what he's doing," commission Sgt. Charlie Cloud said. Popplewell said he uses the cheapest vodka he can find as a preservative for the snakes. The end result is a super sweet mixed drink that Popplewell compared to cough syrup. "I've honestly never seen a person drink it," he said. An Asian studies lecturer at the University of Texas said there is some merit to Popplewell's claim that snake vodka could be seen as a tonic. There's a street nicknamed "Snake Alley" in Taipei, Taiwan, where street vendors put the gall bladder of a freshly killed snake into a glass of strong liquor. The drink, sold to the highest bidder, is supposed to improve eyesight and sexual performance, said lecturer Camilla Hsieh. "It's like the ancient version of Viagra," Hsieh said.
A man in Germany fled his home half naked for cold, snow-swept streets to escape a mouse in his living room, He said there was nothing he was more afraid of," police in Goettingen said in a statement. After an emergency call in the early hours, officers in the central town found the 23-year-old wearing only his boxer shorts and slippers at a phone booth near his home. The man told police he had seen the mouse scurry across the floor while he was watching a film, and had fled immediately. Police failed to track down the animal, but told the man it was safe to go home. He went to relatives instead.
A war on gophers waged by two Canadian men went awry this weekend when a device used to blast the rodents in their holes sparked a massive grass fire in a rural area near Calgary, Alberta, causing more than C$200,000 ($197,000) in damages. Despite a ban on fires in the tinder-dry area of Springbank, just northeast of Calgary's city limits, two men went into a field to kill gophers using a device called a Rodenator, fire officials said on Monday. The device pumps a mixture of propane and oxygen into gopher holes, which is then ignited, and, according to the manufacturer's Web site, the resulting blast creates a shock wave that kills the gopher and collapses its tunnel system. "We had a couple of acreage owners out taking care of their rodent problem with this device," said Captain Joe Garssi of the municipal district of Rocky View's fire department. "They did a few holes successfully and then hit a hole that didn't go in very far. When they filled it with propane it over-filled the hole...and when they ignited it (fire) flashed out of the hole into the grass beside them." The resulting grass fire scorched about 160 acres of surrounding property and destroyed a number of outbuildings. No homes were damaged. "The way I look at it, it's 'humans eight, gophers one'." Garssi said, as the two men destroyed about eight of the rodents before sparking the blaze. Charges are being considered against one of the two men involved. In Western Canada, gophers, more properly called Richardson's ground squirrels, are often considered a nuisance, blamed for ruining crops and damaging golf courses and lawns.

 

March 20th 2008

Semana Santa (Easter Week) will see a big influx of visitors to the island. The island is in the top 4 for sunshine holidays for the period, although many are taking advantage of the early Easter this year to head for the ski slopes. Hoteliers on Fuerteventura expect an occupancy rate of about 85 per cent as tourists arrive for festivities and religious services. Local churches will have concelebrated Mass, processions, special sermons, the re-enactment of Christ’s Passion on Good Friday. And there’s music in the main square in Corralejo on Saturday night.

A campaign to reforest Fuerteventura will see the planting of over 6,000 trees. The programme, which will build on the development of the pine forest at Betancuria, consists of plantations in four different areas around the island; Castillo de Lara, Puerto del Rosario,  Morro Velosa in Betancuria and el Pico de la Zarza in Pajara. Over 3,000 examples of different species will be planted, the majority being ones indigenous to the islands, supplemented by other heat tolerant species to increase bio-diversity. The main aim to to prevent more desertification of the island and to stop the degradation of the environment.

A new Natural Park has been proposed for the island. This will include the coastal areas in the west which are home to many species of flora and fauna unique to the islands as well as an area visited by other European species of wildlife. There is also talk of declaring the island a biosphere reserve.

A holidaymaker is believed to have fallen to his death in the early hours of Thursday morning. The man, on holiday from the mainland was going fishing with a friend on the cliffs outside Pozo Negro when he slipped and tumbled over 20 metres into the sea. The friend called the emergency services who launches a sea search but to date the body hasn't been recovered.

People in Corralejo were treated to an unusual sight on Wednesday night when the ferry from Lanzarote developed engine problems and could not dock. The ferry was afloat outside the harbour for several hours before the boat and its  trapped passengers could be recovered.

Lovers of good music will have an excellent opportunity to enjoy a set of extraordinary musicians who will be performing in the Auditorium of Corralejo on March 30, from 21.00. A world of Music is a spectacle produced by Kike Perdomo with the intention of uniting the music of various places around the world. Music has much of its roots locally and Perdomo likes to mix various cultures. Tickets will be available in the usual places in Corralejo – the cultural centre, the library and in the Department of Culture of the Ayuntamiento de La Oliva.

A new exhibition was recently inaugurated in Casa de Los Coroneles, in La Oliva. This is the last exhibition by Canary artist Pepe Dámaso.

Electronic prescriptions are expected to be operational here by the end of the month, according to the Canarian government’s director general of pharmacy, Vicente Olmo. He also stated that during January, 120,000 prescriptions were dispensed in the Canaries using this system.

The Internet initiative launched by the President of the Canaries to improve communication with citizens is already proving a hit.
Paulino Rivero agreed to answer questions personally on a website created specially by the government to facilitate access by the public. In the first 24 hours of operation, the site had received 400 questions, which Rivero has promised to answer within 10 days at most. Opponents have criticised the scheme as a carbon copy of Call the President, a weekly programme by Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela.

Some 80 per cent of the beef we eat here is Brazilian beef imported to Spain. At just 2.31 euros per kilo, it’s cheaper than either Argentinean or European beef
According to the Ministry of Commerce, the Canaries have consumed 61,127 million kilos of beef, of which 44,293 were bought from this South American country, with 90 per cent of the islands’ beef imports coming from Brazil.

The Canarian government has approved its controversial Employment Plan for the next six years, despite a last minute change caused by the threat of intervention by the European Union.
One of the long list of measures to promote job-creation in the Canaries had to be removed after legal experts decided it could trigger a complaint by Brussels. The measure, which would have given preferential treatment to companies resident in the Islands in public tenders, was considered to breach EU law and the government opted to withdraw it rather than risk the entire 230-measure Plan being challenged by Brussels.
A spokesman said the Plan had been “carefully thought through” and, contrary to media reports, “was perfectly legal” despite the much-criticised initiatives to encourage companies to look local when filling new jobs.
It was approved in spite of opposition by the trade unions. The government hopes it will help reduce the unemployment rate to 6.5 per cent by 2013

EU Agriculture Commissioner Mariann Fischer Boel needed no prompting when presented with two boxes of Canarian bananas – she tucked right in. The bananas were given to Commissioner Fischer Boel by the islands' regional minister Pilar Merino leading a delegation which included deputy minister Alonso Arroyo, to Brussels to discuss the agricultural sector here. During the meeting Fischer-Boel said she was hoping to visit the islands herself, ideally between November 2008 and January 2009.
The banana sector has come under increasing pressure in recent times with the incursion into the marketplace of fruit from Africa and the Caribbean producers, and Canarian producers are currently in receipt of 140 million euros in subsidies, with protections guaranteed following the Doha Development Round talks under the auspices of the WTO a number of years ago. However that would also imply that certain subsidies will run out in 2013.
The Commissioner pledged that if there was a real threat to the banana sector she “wouldn't hesitate” in applying a 'safeguard mechanism', which would protect producers in the event of sales of bananas from Africa, the Caribbean and the Pacific rising above 25 per cent of the average total of their exports between 2004 and 2006, as was agreed by the member states in November of last year.


At least we’ve been spared this problem…..
Ryanair passengers flying out of Tenerife have expressed doubts as to the wisdom or efficiency of the airline’s much-advertised priority boarding system, after yet more chaos at departure gates. A recent Dublin flight saw an angry exchange between one passenger and gate staff over the lack of steps to ensure those holding priority boarding passes were allowed on first.
In other airports, where Ryanair uses its own staff, separate queues are formed but in Tenerife South it seems to be up to the passengers to sort themselves out and parents with toddlers have to apologetically push their way through brandishing the yellow passes. On the aforementioned Dublin flight, the failure to make a proper announcement meant that all passengers attempted to board at the same time, leading to a logjam at the point where boarding passes are checked. Only then did the ground staff let non-priority passengers know they should wait behind. To alleviate the growing congestion, everyone was allowed on regardless of the colour of their boarding card. An insider at Tenerife South said that the problem is nothing new and has been compounded since Ryanair began “imposing” priority boarding for on-line check ins. “Many more passengers opt not to check luggage in to avoid paying the fee, which suits Ryanair because it has less handling to worry about. However, in addition to the chaos on board as people try and find space in overhead lockers for their large bags, they all have priority boarding, so the system is no longer a preferential one. On some flights, the non-priorities are a small minority,” said the source.

Weird News
An American woman's body had become attached to her boyfriend's toilet after she sat on it for two years, police in Kansas said.
She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," said Bryan Whipple, the sheriff of Ness County.
It appeared Pam Babcock's skin had grown around the toilet seat, he added. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."
The 35-year-old initially refused emergency medical care but her boyfriend, 36, and police officers finally convinced her to go to hospital.
"We took the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Mr Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
The county attorney still has to decide whether any charges should be brought against Kory McFarren, the boyfriend.
Mr McFarren told investigators that he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow'," Mr Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom
The house in Ness City had a second bathroom that he could use.
On Feb 27, Mr McFarren called police to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend", Mr Whipple said, adding that the man never explained why it took him two years to pick up the phone.
Officers found Miss Babcock sitting on the toilet - fully clothed, except for her tracksuit bottoms pulled down to her mid-thigh.
She was "somewhat disoriented" and her legs looked like they had atrophied, the sheriff said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave."
She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles away, where she is in a fair condition.
However, Miss Babcock has since refused to speak to police. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
James Ellis, a neighbour, said Miss Babcock's mother died at a young age and she was apparently mostly kept inside the house where she grew up.
"It really doesn't surprise me," Mr Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

Jeremy Paxman famously complained that they do not provide enough support, but a consumer watchdog has vindicated Marks & Spencer’s pants.
The BBC's inquisitor-in-chief sparked a vigorous debate earlier this year when he emailed Sir Stuart Rose, the company's chief executive, to report "widespread gusset anxiety" over the state of the retailer's underwear.
But a new Which? poll, that compared M&S pants with pairs from Asda, Tesco and designer brand Calvin Klein, found that M&S are, in fact, top for bottoms.
In a series of tests underwear was repeatedly washed and tumble dried to look for bobbling, fading and shrinkage.
The tests showed that after 10 washes a pair of £5 M&S Real Cool Cotton Trunks were best at keeping their colour, had the least amount of shrinkage and took the longest time to develop a hole.
A pair of £1.75 George Trunks from Asda was placed second. F&F pants from Tesco, costing £1.66, came third.
A £20 pair of Calvin Klein Body Trunks rated worst. They bobbled, shrank and faded.

A Wall Street trader is seeking damages after allegedly being hit in the face by a stripper's high heel as she performed a lap dance for him.
Stephen Chang, a securities trader, claims in court papers filed at the Manhattan Supreme Court that he "sustained serious personal injuries" on his visit to the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden in November last year.
His lawsuit against the club states: "During the course of said lap dance, the employee suddenly swung around, striking [Mr Chang] in the eye with the heel of her shoe."
Mr Chang, who is married and in his early 30s, had visited the club on his own.
The establishment, which describes itself as the "Playboy Mansion of Manhattan party lofts" charges a $50 (£25) cover charge and a $10 one-time joining fee. A lap dance typically costs around $40.
Members can receive lap dances from both topless and completely nude women, although it was not clear which Mr Chang had opted for.
On its website, the club states: "The dancers are not only exceptionally attractive with killer bodies, but they also have good personalities, are friendly and sensual, and are intelligent and can carry on a conversation."
A manager at the club said: "We didn't have any reported accidents. We have a first aid kid and we would have treated the guy or called an ambulance."

 

March 13th 2008

Big Brother has arrived in Corralejo!. The main street now has video surveillance system. In fact, there are three cameras located on the street, Nuestra Señora del Carmen, which will control and monitor the traffic. Their exact positions are next to the police station, on the corner of Calle Anzuelo, and on the corner of the Duna Park complex. The cameras are for both safety and security and the need for an effective way of controlling the traffic. The cameras are equipped with night vision and zoom, and will be monitored at the local police station. The recordings will be stored for a period of fifteen days.
Private homes with windows and balconies within the range of the camera will be obscured. And there will be warnings provided via posters to the public walking through "zone video recording." The ayuntamiento of La Oliva hopes that this initiative will serve to alleviate the daily problems of traffic, and will make drivers respect the rules of the road and parking, which will be to the benefit of all citizens. The next phase will include considering the appropriate location for new surveillance cameras, which will be added in the future. The cameras and other equipment has been made possible by an investment of €21.980.

Weather forecasters have predicted that the Canaries will get the tail end of the ferocious storm that has already caused millions of euros damage to seafronts in the Basque Country and Cantabria. As the storm moves away from the mainland, forecasters predict it could affect the coasts of almost all the Canary Islands, except El Hierro. The regional government has urged people to take extra caution when near the seafront and in exposed places to prevent mishaps. In northern Spain a car was lifted off the ground by a giant wave and tossed through the plate-glass front of a restaurant this week.

The ‘Tindaya affair’ as it has now been dubbed, is in the news again. The regional executive has been ordered to pay more than two million euros to firms involved with the fraud prosecution three years ago. The executive failed in its prosecution for fraud against the construction companies involved in the project and has now been ordered not only to pay the two million but also meet the legal costs of the civil case it brought subsequently to recover money already paid.
In a hard-hitting ruling, a court in Las Palmas attributed the delays in the project not to the firms but to the company set up by the government to administer the project. The Tindaya affair, in which up to 18 million euros have already been spent and lost, has plagued successive regional governments since the end of the 1990s. The current government says the project is still very much on track and should be completed in 2014. It involves carving a giant hollow in the island’s most famous mountain to insert a massive sculpture by the late Basque artist Eduardo Chillida.

It’s Blues time in Corralejo at the end of the month. This is the third year of thr festival of Blues, which brings the best of national and international flavour to the town. This is not just a tourist attraction but is also for residents. The place to be is the Municipal Auditorium on March 27 and in the Plaza Patricio Calero on March 28 and 29.

A vigil was held in some of the islands last week to coincide with the first anniversary of the disappearance of (now) eight-year-old Yeremi from Gran Canaria. A live studio television show was aired on Televisión Canaria which brought the families of the missing Yeremi and 15-year-old Sara together as well as members of the police, investigators, psychologists, criminologists and others in the field. The mother of Sandra, the child at the centre of the recent Telde abduction attempt, was also present. Members of both families attended the gathering in Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Yeremi’s mother visited the tomb of Sr Maria Jesus in La Laguna at the weekend to pray for help.
Televisión Canaria have also published a poster with photographs of Sara and Yeremi which will be part of a awareness campaign, and will also travel to Latin America.

For the last 10 months, men have had the right to take ‘paternity leave’. And it seems that there’s an ever increasing number of men choosing to do this. At that time, the Equal Opportunities Law was passed, giving men the right to take ‘paternity’ leave in addition to the leave accorded to mothers. New fathers can apply for two weeks leave on full pay in order to be at home during the early weeks of their baby’s life.
Applicants receive a text message to their mobile phones informing them their request for a fortnight on full pay has been successful. Nationwide, over 200,000 Spanish men have signed up to the new scheme, which is designed to help fathers achieve a better work-life balance. Slightly more men from the province of Las Palmas (Gran Canaria, Lanzarote, Fuerteventura) have applied for the leave than their counterparts from Tenerife.

The Health Commissioner has put in place a Juvenile Mental Health Unit at the General Hospital. The unit will have by a psychiatrist, a nurse and a clinical psychologist. The unit is intended for children and young people between 0 and 17 years and is situated in the External Consultations part of the hospital. The unit will provide preventive actions, promotion, treatment and rehabilitation that will be part of community care.

The massive media coverage given to the Big Brother contestant from Fuerteventura who has undergone a sex change operation has been slammed as unhelpful for the island’s image.
The programme has monitored the progress of Amor, the contestant who spent the last few months taking drugs to prepare for the operation, details of which were broadcast on a special late showing of Big Brother. Presenter Mercedes Mila travelled to Fuerteventura with Amor afterwards and interviewed ‘her’ family as well as friends and teachers from her former school.
The coverage - including photos in regional papers of Amor in a scant bikini - has received a flurry of criticism from locals, who say Fuerteventura has been showcased for all the wrong reasons. “With so many pressing problems on the island and in the Canaries generally, it is wrong for a prime-time show to devote so many hours to morbid pictures and interviews on a subject which many find distasteful” said one local resident who was angered at the publicity.

Campers in El Cotillo will have to move their tents from the public areas during Holy Week. This means they will not be allowed to camp near the lighthouse. The Ayuntamiento of La Oliva will not allow any camping in public areas near the coast, contrary to previous years. Concrete zones will be marked out.

The European Parliament adopted new EU rules today that aim to make air travel safer from attack.
The rules harmonise in-flight security and cover areas such as the use of sky marshals and carriage of weapons on aircraft for the first time on a pan-EU level.
They also harmonise screening of passengers and cabin luggage, access control and security checks. The rules have already been approved by the 27 EU member states.
But the European Parliament and EU states could not agree on who should pay for what in aviation security, and the bloc's executive European Commission will make separate proposals on this later in the year.
Each EU state determines how much of the cost it, the airports, carriers or users should bear for aviation security, but further measures are envisaged to ensure that security charges are used only to meet security costs.
EU states are free to introduce stricter rules but must show that doing so is "relevant, objective, non-discriminatory and proportional" to the risk, according to the regulation.
The rules also provide a common EU approach to dealing with unruly passengers and access to the cockpit. They also allow individual EU states to introduce air marshals if they want to. However those air marshals must be specially selected and trained.
Also under the new rules, passengers and their baggage on flights from third countries will not need to be re-screened if their country of origin has aviation security standards deemed equivalent to the European Union's.

HSBC Bank International has unveiled an ambitious project to conduct the largest ever survey of expats.
The project aims to give more than 2000 expats across four continents the opportunity to have their say on what life is really like for people living and working away from home. The survey will look at opportunities that come with starting a new life in a foreign country away from home, and the challenges and difficulties that they may face at home and at work.
The survey will also reveal how new technology helps expats start their new lives and manage their professional and social affairs. It will also find out how expatriate children’s lives differ from the lives of the friends they leave behind.
Paul Say, Head of Marketing and Communications at HSBC Bank International, said: “Living in foreign countries means expats often don't have the normal outlets to express their point of view about their unique lifestyle. This project aims to gather these viewpoints and capture them on an unprecedented scale. As well as giving voice to the expat population, the study will provide new insight on their needs which will help HSBC Bank International to improve its services and products for its customers.”
To make your opinion heard, please visit www.offshore.hsbc.com/survey (taken from Expatica.com)

Very Weird News
A Japanese pin-up model says that her big breasts have not only boosted her career — they also helped her overturn a court verdict. The bikini model, who goes by her professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze into a room through a hole, as she had been found guilty of earlier.
“I used to hate my body so much,” Kozakura, who has appeared in product commercials on television, told the private Asahi network in an interview aired Tuesday. “But it was my breasts” that won in court, she said.
The case was splashed through the Japanese media on Tuesday, with the Asahi network even inviting her to demonstrate how she could not fit through the opening. Kozakura, 38, was convicted last year of property destruction after a man said she kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside, apparently because he was with another woman.
Kozakura had said the man made the hole himself. In her appeal, the defence counsel held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said that she could not squeeze through with her 110-centimetre (44-inch) bust. “The judges were very good-mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they’re well-trained,” Kozakura said. Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada agreed and threw out the guilty verdict on Monday, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s account. Well that was a nice…story.

A man in Florida was halfway through an order of steamed clams when he bit down on something hard, it was a rare, iridescent purple pearl. George Brock and his wife, Leslie, had been spent the day at the beach Friday in South Florida and stopped at Dave’s Last Resort & Raw Bar for a bite. Their discovery is thought to be valued at $6,000 US or more. The gems are found most frequently in large New England quahogs, clams known for violet coloring on the inside of their shells. The clams in the $10 plate came from Apalachicola in the Florida Panhandle, said restaurant manager Tom Gerry.

An Italian court has ruled that a couple could not name their son “Friday” and ordered that he instead be called Gregory after the saint whose feast day he was born on. “I think it is ridiculous they even opened a case about it,” the family’s lawyer, Paola Rossi, told Reuters by telephone from the northern city of Genoa on Tuesday.
Friday/Gregory Germano was born in Genoa 15 months ago. The parents registered him as Friday in the city hall and a priest even baptised him as Friday — unusual in Italy since many priests insist that first names be of Christian origin. “We named him Friday because we like the sound of the name. Even if it would have been a girl, we would have named her Friday,” the boy’s mother, Mara Germano, told Reuters.
When the boy was about five months old, a city hall clerk brought the odd name to the attention of a tribunal, which informed the couple of an administrative norm which bars parents from giving “ridiculous or shameful” first names to children. The tribunal said it was protecting the child from being the butt of jokes and added that it believed the name would hinder him from developing “serene interpersonal relationships”.
The Germano family appealed but lost their case this month and the story was carried on the front page of a national newspaper on Tuesday. When ordered to change the name, the parents refused and the court ruled the boy would be legally registered as Gregory because he was born on that saint’s feast day.
“I really doubt this would have happened to the child of parents who are rich and famous,” the boy’s mother told Reuters, recalling that some famous Italians had given their children unorthodox names such as “Ocean” or “Chanel”. The appeals court ruled against Friday because it recalled the servile savage in Daniel Defoe’s novel Robinson Crusoe and because superstitious Italians consider Friday an unlucky day.
“I am livid about this,” the boy’s mother said. “A court should not waste its time with things like this when there is so much more to worry about.” “My son was born Friday, baptised Friday, will call himself Friday, we will call him Friday but when he gets older he will have to sign his name Gregory,” she said. I hope he has not siblings named after the other days of the week.

 

March 6th 2008

Someone on Fuerteventura is over 800,000 euros richer this week. The lucky winner of the Primitiva lottery bought their ticket at Bazar JOPI in Puerto del Rosario. Last year the same shop sold a ticket that won over 1 millions euros, so it seems a good bet to get your ticket there if you want to be a winner!

La Oliva council has started to remove the corralitas or stone circles from its beaches. The work started in El Cotillo but is intended to cover all of the municipalities coastline. The reasoning behind this is that they are unhygienic and prevent the free flow of sand. Many locals and holidaymakers are up in arms about this. The circles are invaluable when a strong wind is blowing, they offer a degree of privacy, especially to naturists and they blend in with the natural environment. Some feel that the circles will be replaced by sunbeds that tourists and residents will have to pay for. However, opposers feel that these will not offer the same protection as they counterparts and will destroy the natural feel of the beaches.

Four more houses at Los Molinos have been earmarked for demolition. This is apparently part of a move to clear the whole village in order to build new apartments. Residents are being moved to other villages.

Four million euros is to be invested in the rehabilitation of rural housing in the islands. Residents in rural municipalities with scarce resources can apply to their local Ayuntamiento. Applications are now being taken. The Commission of Social Well-being, Youth and Housing run the scheme. This is a cash injection that the Commission gives every year to help out families who may be in financial difficulties. The maintenance of traditional housing is often expensive. Subsidies will be up to 50% of the estimated budget.

European elm trees are in danger and the Canarian Government is to carry out a programme to help fight against their disappearance. The trees have been hit by a complex poisonous illness caused by a mushroom. This fungus poisons the bark and obstructs the sap openings. A ‘cure’ has not yet been found. The islands are the only autonomous region of Spin where the fungus has not been detected. The State and the Government have come to an agreement that the Canaries will be a place where the trees will be able to grow and survive without threats. The programme will take place between the years 2008 and 2011 and will consist of sowing and cultivating three protected forests.

Good news for anyone with a young child hoping to go to infant school. Some 5405 new places will be created within the archipelago, an increase of 6796, bringing the total to 11822. The Council for Wellbeing, Youth and Housing has instigated the initiative in conjunction with the Department of Education. This brings a global coverage for the Canaries of 12.76% for children between the ages of 0-3 years. The European Commission recommends 20%.
The increase in places are distributed as follows: 1,093 are in schools managed directly by the General Direction of Protection of minors and Family; 4,810 places are managed by the Ayuntamiento; 642 in private schools and 251 in local centres. There’s a budget of 16,4 million euros for the construction of the necessary buildings and a budget of more than 2,3 million euros for the equipment of the centres.

Bilingual education has been given a boost recently with two experts giving a seminar to English teachers. David March and Peteer Mesito were in Las Palmas to speak to those who teach English in schools and colleges in the province, al of whom have been assigned to the Bilingual Sections Projects.

A local company has donated a new van to the Caritas organisation. Paniagua Machín, Volkswagen Pinturas Cía Canarias presented the keys recently. Over the Christmas period, employees and clients donated cash instead of the traditional gifts. With the project Companies with Heart, Cáritas has wanted to associate companies in the struggle against the poverty and the social exclusion. Not being dependent on subsidies, but getting finance elsewhere is also important. Cáritas Arciprestal is in the process of signing new agreements of support to the project with different hotels and large supermarkets.

A conference on Global Climate Change took place last week with Pedro Sánchez Díaz, Professor of Physics of the Ambience of the University of Las Palmas. There is continuing evidence of climate change and its negative consequences on water resources, agriculture, natural ecosystems and human health. And whether we like it or not, climate change can affect us here in Fuerteventura. But it seems that we live on another planet, as the islands are the autonomous community that leads the non-performance of the Protocol of Kyoto with regard to the reduction of the gases of greenhouse effect.
· We have more housing per thousand inhabitants than other EU countries.
· There are more kilometres of road per square metre than in the rest of Spain and the EU.
· Half of Canarian soil is “ degraded biologically ”, partly due to the excess of road infrastructures.
· Almost 50 % of the surface of Canaries is submitted to intense erosion.
· The soils and the Canary acuíferos suffer an excessive contamination because of the high use of insecticides. In fact, the Canaries lead the use of insecticides in the State and 43 % of the Canary population contains high levels of DDT in his body. More than 50 % of the residual waters of the archipelago go straight into the sea without being purified.
· Greenpeace affirms that the Canaries are the second worst Autonomous region for recycling.
· In the islands there are 119 species in danger of extinction and another 331 threatened ones.
· The islands also are the Spanish region that has a major dependency on the oil.
The level of participation of Canaries in the renewable resources is very low with regard to other Communities.
A major political change is necessary so that future generations will inherit islands that are worth living in.
Fuerteventura is having another dry winter and this is having repercussions on agriculture, cattle, natural ecosystems and the general health of the population. The fields are not producing sufficient food for animals and there is not enough water.

A plan has been approved for a new electrical system that will cross almost all the island, including the mountains. In addition to this having a strong landscape effect, it will also contribute to the warming of the planet. In 20 years, there has not been even one project begun using renewable energies.

There was an increase of nearly four per cent more visitors to the islands in January this year than last year. But Lanzarote outshone all the others with a huge increase of more than 12 per cent. Overall. Some 30,786 extra people visited one of the islands in January. Fuerte received just over three per cent more visitors, with 108,260 tourists, an increase of 3,235 from January 2007.

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Weird news
For those who feel a bit lonely just talking on the phone, a Japanese company is offering a cellphone that turns into a robot buddy ready to chat.
Softbank Mobile Corp.'s new mobile line looks like a small humanoid with attachable arms and legs, with the screen showing various faces.
The PhoneBraver will be released in April after a character in an upcoming television drama series entitled "Cellphone Investigator 7."
The telephone comes with enough artificial intelligence to learn the user's habits.
If the user calls a particular person many times, a text phrase such as "You're calling her often these days, aren't you?" might appear coming out of the face's mouth, according to Softbank Mobile spokesman Katsuhide Furuya.
The user could carry on conversations with the phone by responding "yes" or "no" or with other simple replies.
"We haven't decided on specifics yet on the communication between the user and mobile, but your mobile would grow into a buddy different from others that is unique in the world," he said.
The PhoneBraver does not move by itself but can strike a pose with movable joints. The price is not disclosed yet.

Italians are used to buying bogus Gucci bags or Rolex watches to look stylish but police found a new height of craftsmanship and cunning when they broke up a ring selling fake Ferrari cars for a fraction of the real price.
Police accused 15 people of building the blood red sports cars and selling them to car fanatics on a budget, most of whom knew they were buying a counterfeit classic.
Car body workers who police called "very able" cobbled together mostly fake parts and a few original components. They used body parts from other makes of automobiles, such as chassis, roofs, hoods, trunks and doors.
The body parts were modified to look like Ferrari classics such as the 328 Gtb, which went out of production in the late 1980s.
Some of the cars sold for about 20,000 euros, about a tenth of the going price for some versions.
Police confiscated 21 cars, 14 of which had already been sold, and seven in production in Sicilian garages.

Two Boston-area moms are being summoned to court after police say they got into a fistfight at Chuck E. Cheese Saturday when one woman's son "hogged" an arcade game from the other's 9-year-old birthday boy.
Catherine Aliaga, 38, and Tarsha Williams, 33, will be charged with simple assault and battery after they started shouting and scuffling at a celebration for Aliaga's son's birthday.
"Unfortunately, a birthday night out turned into a birthday melee," police Sgt. Paul Thompson said. "I don't even know if they finished their pizza."
Officers responded at 6:50 p.m. to a number of 911 calls, finding Aliaga with red marks on her upper chest, Thompson said.
Aliaga took offense to Williams' 13-year-old son using a basketball game machine for a long time, the sergeant said. Aliaga told her son to be patient while the other boy had his turn with the game.
At one point, Williams' son apparently pushed the boy, who accused him of "hogging" the game.
Aliaga said the other boy was done shooting hoops, and Williams replied, "No, he's not," Thompson said.
"Next thing you know, words were exchanged," and things got physical between the moms with shouts, shoves and pushes, the sergeant said.
"Williams lunged at Aliaga, grabbed her and began to hit her," punching her on the side of her face, Thompson said.
Williams told Aliaga, "the fight was not over and it would continue outside in the parking lot," Thompson said.
Police arrived to find the women in the birthday room.
They sent the women and their children home separately, Thompson said.
Aliaga, of 14 Elliswood St., West Roxbury, and Williams, of 51 Ellington St., Dorchester, will be summoned to court at a later date, the sergeant said.
"We are taking charges out against both of them," he said.
A Chuck E. Cheese manager in Natick referred comment to CEC Entertainment's Texas-based corporate office, which was closed yesterday.