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PRE CHRISTMAS AND I AM EXHAUSTED!

CHRISTMAS AND MORE CHRISTMAS

SURFING WITH THE HUNKS

HAIRBRAIN GOES CULTURAL

JUDGE - WIFE – PARTY GIRL - JOURNALIST

BIRTHDAY BONANZA

FOLLOWED HOME BY FRIENDS

QUIET WEEK JUST REMINISCING

MY BESTEST MATE

AM I A PARTY ANIMAL?

HAIR RAISING EXPERIENCE

HAIRBRAIN'S SURF WEEK

BIG BROTHERS WILL BE WATCHING ME

FROM CONGA EEL TO OCTOPUS

MORE VISITORS AND WE'RE OFF

WEDDING AND HAWAIIAN PARTY

JUST A NORMAL WEEK

TOTALLY EXHAUSTED AGAIN

YET ANOTHER TWO WEEKS GONE !!

EYES DOWN - BINGO

WHERE NEXT? STILL FEELING LIKE A CELEB

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL

CHRISTMAS HERE AGAIN

HAPPY NEW YEAR

MY BABY BROTHER'S VISIT

UK VISIT

ONLY ONE PARTY THIS WEEK

CARNIVAL IS HERE

HEY I'M BACK

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE

A VISIT TO THE BALLET

THE WHOLE NIGHT COST ME 4 EURO


TITTY TROTTERS, KARAOKE AND
PARENTS!

 

 


Yes you're right I have been busy and having fun and I must admit I am kn-----ck---ed.

First our friends Ann & Jim in La Oliva invited us and Andy’s parents to a B.B.Q at their villa and as they had Betty there who was 83 years young we thought we would have a quiet old codgers night, WRONG!!!!

Sue &Trevor came and that was the recipe for a good night,
Trev cooked the food and I controlled the Karaoke and Betty crooned first singing the POWER OF LOVE with no music and what a voice, I hope Sue &I can sing that well at 83yrs incredible!!!


Trevor was trying to teach me to sing “I believe I can Fly” well you only have to know me, that might be a very difficult task or just impossible.
My In-Laws were dancing and Father had a go singing with Frank “My Way” and of course doing it his way!


It was great afternoon leading into a late evening and I must admit Sue was dubious but admitted us OLD CODGERS were good fun and she might adopt us ??????
Jim was doing his impression of Elvis including the hair and then Tom did “ A SEE YOU JIMMY”


I was thinking maybe Trevor could start up Slade 3 with the Old Codgers, we could tour the Canaries????Just a thought.


TITTY TROTTER

On a Sunday all the girls (the photos show all the girls and me from Corralejo) coached it to Caleta to see the TITTY TROTTER SHOW, can you imagine 23 women on a coach with some tourists singing for 40 minutes. Well I can as I was there after I must add an afternoon of doing some of the girl’s hair, adding Hairpieces and backcombing some bouffants. Carla looked like Amy Winehouse including the black eyeliner and a bottle of wine, Sue looked like Bridget Bardot but younger and what with our bling and boa’s we looked like we could be part of Titty’s show ,,(just Joking)


We were all glammed up and on our arrival we were shown to our tables, it reminded me of when I went to the London Palladium years ago with tables set out in tiers and laid out beautifully.
We quietly sat down (23 women quiet???)


The wine started flowing and these beautiful boys dressed in glitz served up our dinner with as much wine as you wanted; now we were not quiet
The venue was very well decorated and the stage was beautifully lit and we sat with baited breath for the show to begin.


Tables cleared except for the wine and WOW!!
The Drag queens were in full swing and laugh we all did as it was brilliant, first laugh Barbara Woodhouse with her pet dog (stuffed one of course) sang and at one point she threw the dog at Natasha but it was on a leash ,but Natasha jumped back and threw her wine on the girls behind and fell off her chair.


Next Happy Feet.
The 3 good-looking boys and the 3 drag queens came out in Penguin outfits and dancing you could only laugh!!!
Tina Turner put in an appearance but she had certainly had developed a beer belly and her wig kept falling off. The legs were a definite likeness.
Shirley Bassey glided on but she seemed to have lost some height and had the posture of Hilda Baker including again a little beer belly.

The finale was great all glitz and certainly a brill sight and all the costumes had been made by one of the boys.


It was a fantastic night and if you come to Fuerte you must see this show as it was such a good night out, I f you need tickets all the tour operators will arrange it for you, well worth it!!!!!!


The In-Laws (Barbara &Tom)
It’s great because when you get visitors you do more things, that’s why I am a little tired but everyday is important so we must enjoy our life.
We took them to Lanzarote on the Ferry and spent the day there; I always feel the ferry ride it great on its own especially sitting on the stern! With a beer.

 

We spent quite a few days on the beach at El Cotillo and the sea was so warm and we found some lagoons so it was so lovely just floating.
They loved the food and had their first experience of eating Baby Goat and the goat’s cheese, Tom said when he gets back to Torquay he might end up hopping around the mountains but at 78 , I am not sure.
It’s so nice having visitors and we told them to come for a month next time but in Jan,Feb to get away from the frosts and fog.
It’s my last day with them today so a little shopping and then the beach for a nice fish lunch and tonight out for dinner.WHAT A LIFE???????????????
LOVE IT XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHO ARE THESE STRANGE PEOPLE .???
YES IT’S MARK &JANE FROM SHOOTERS.they seem to be having some fun up there maybe we ought to go and see!!!!!!!!!!!!!



 



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