Previous Articles

Foreign Thoughts

The Manana Prospect

Forget the footie, let's have a fiest!

My trouble with bouyancy

The Bird man of El Cotillo

Kite surfing - another form of madness?

Beach Life

A week in my dental life

Surfbum v Bugs!

The man with the middle aged smile

Con La Misma Sangre

Jive Bunny's Birthday bash

Near Death Experience #22

El Cotillo, the good, the bad and the unattractive

 Sculptures in the Sand

Near death experience #76

Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre

Fuerte Musica 2007

Day was Arriving

Cheap Shots

Twilight Sparkle

Life without Pockets

A strange tale of seagoing dogs

El Cotillo Fiesta

Another Fiesta and Oh..let the football begin…

Life as the letter S

Can I get Sir something a little more …anodyne?

Collecting Politeness

Living the preterite

Lap Top -Vs- the Stick On Journo

Lo Siento

El Cotillo Aerodrome

FM 999.9

Never start a story

Behind the bar

An open letter to an old friend

Last call for Alcohol

The guy behind the bar

Prejudging...an exquisitely British pastime

El Castillo Carnaval



Toca ……….Toca

 

 

Poured into regulation uniform denim, with any logo will do vest. Showing off navel stud, and butterfly tat which flits across shoulders reined in only by the upholstery straps, no longer discreetly covered up but on show like slings shots of post puberty.

 

Holidaying northern European teenage female joins the island throng for a week or so before returning to the cooling rain of a greener homeland.

 

A suitably packaged perspective of lip gloss, condoms and confidence, emergency euro note tucked where only a most intimate embrace will discover. Drink as many breezers as possible before setting of on a nightly hunting of men at the last chance disco.

 

The hunter becomes the hunted.

 

Having exchanged their pith helmets for cloakroom tickets, José and Juan are vying in human jungle wait for one such pale skinned temptress, baiting the trap with tongue and digit.

 

toca…toca.

 
Surf Bum
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