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Foreign Thoughts

The Manana Prospect

Forget the footie, let's have a fiest!

My trouble with bouyancy

The Bird man of El Cotillo

Kite surfing - another form of madness?

Beach Life

A week in my dental life

Surfbum v Bugs!

The man with the middle aged smile

Con La Misma Sangre

Jive Bunny's Birthday bash

Near Death Experience #22

El Cotillo, the good, the bad and the unattractive

 Sculptures in the Sand

Near death experience #76

Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre

Fuerte Musica 2007

Day was Arriving

Cheap Shots

Twilight Sparkle

Life without Pockets

A strange tale of seagoing dogs

El Cotillo Fiesta

Another Fiesta and Oh..let the football begin…

Life as the letter S

Can I get Sir something a little more …anodyne?

Collecting Politeness

Living the preterite

Lap Top -Vs- the Stick On Journo

Lo Siento

El Cotillo Aerodrome

FM 999.9

Never start a story

Behind the bar

An open letter to an old friend

Last call for Alcohol

The guy behind the bar



Prejudging ……….an exquisitely British pastime……



Rivalling gossip for first place on the podium of uselessness, preconceptions are a crime committed on a daily basis.

People see the tattoos and then the individual….los serpientes as my latino buddies call the dragons scraped into my upper arms……en route there may be more ink to skin if only to rival the pain of a current voyage along the route canals of my dentists’ desire.

Recently fate dictated that a particular red wine drinking British woman crossed my path. She was vociferous in her distaste of body art and what, in her view, it said about an individual, while inwardly I suggested to myself that overweight unattractive and loud females were not really my cuppa. But as befitting the new me, it remained a thought, and my council was well and truly kept. There can be so much said that really isn’t required ……empty barrels etc……….
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So a move down the island has been undertaken………..a good move?, remains to be seen. Central for other main parts of Fuerte not just Castillo itself, but underneath a flight path. Handy if I wanted to make a quick getaway…. only it appears to be arrivals rather than departures!

Will try out Sotavento for my surf pictures and the blog ? Initially I understand from a girl in a bar who at least knew what I was talking about indicated there is WiFi around in the town, will try that out soonest. In my last abode I was spoiled by dial up, slow but on hand and of course it came with a phone bill.

Oh and there are some nice bars, but before too long coke drinking becomes a pain in the bladder.
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Have been watching a little more TV all Spanish of course in an effort to sustain my upward language learning curve, and some of the subject matter has been strange or simply disturbing.

The carnival season has started …if it ever finished…. images beamed from Tenerife of the Drag Carnival are to say the least, different, and listening to a public opinion phone in, the Saturday night spectacular show received a cool reception. The colour and spectacle went down well but the content?, not so. And I thought it was just me.

Alternatively the serious situation in Kenya and what seems to be a perpetual struggle in the Holy Land makes any little difficulties I may have pale into insignificance. Looking at the images of suffering makes one wonder where will it all end? I’ve been aware for some time that such reportage is served up almost as entertainment.

So long as it’s not in our back yard ….huh?

What kind of day are you having?………



Surf Bum
Donald Innes is a writer and photographer, see more of his pictures on
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