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The Manana Prospect

Forget the footie, let's have a fiest!

My trouble with bouyancy

The Bird man of El Cotillo

Kite surfing - another form of madness?

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A week in my dental life

Surfbum v Bugs!

The man with the middle aged smile

Con La Misma Sangre

Jive Bunny's Birthday bash

Near Death Experience #22

El Cotillo, the good, the bad and the unattractive

 Sculptures in the Sand

Near death experience #76

Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre

Fuerte Musica 2007

Day was Arriving

Cheap Shots

Twilight Sparkle

Life without Pockets

A strange tale of seagoing dogs

El Cotillo Fiesta

Another Fiesta and Oh..let the football begin…

Life as the letter S

Can I get Sir something a little more …anodyne?

Collecting Politeness

Living the preterite

Lap Top -Vs- the Stick On Journo

Lo Siento

El Cotillo Aerodrome

FM 999.9

Never start a story

Behind the bar

An open letter to an old friend

Last call for Alcohol

The guy behind the bar

Prejudging...an exquisitely British pastime

El Castillo Carnaval

Toca Toca

Cricked Neck Stories

Observations on a Caleta landscape

Need

Bum bite and the Bonus Bono

And she signs her name ME……. X

Nervous Traveller #1

Nervous Traveller #2



Nervous Traveller………….A trip to Texas # 3

 


Coming toward the end of my stay in the Lone Star State and the impressions which will remain.
The graciousness of the natives remains un-nerving, but I struggle on.

Imagine if you will, you are walking from ATM to shop entrance, a young woman and her infant are heading toward the self same door, her smile is disarming and alarming! Does she know me? I don’t think so. Thus I check to see if:
A. I didn’t leave home without trousers
B. I haven’t grown horns.
C. Any of the above

But sister assures me it is known as a friendly place. OK when I eventually open my mouth to utter communication, the usual questions follow about where I’m from, always to interested titters, but the conveyor belt of perpetual politeness has to be experienced, to be believed.

As for the heat of the last few days, it’s back to Fuerteventura style clothes, although this is no sun baked state, more a locale suited to hothouse flowers. The other day, when walking round the architecturally attractive courthouse in Fort Worth, (Courthouses I’m told denote a town’s centre) after 30 minutes or so I was in danger of dissolving; and this from one who normally loves the heat. So be aware.

Still a little time left and JFK Museum is to be visited, having already been to the Botanic Gardens, which unfortunately were recovering from storm damage, when another storm hit!
Sister and I actually attempted the JFK the other day but got lost, or rather the cars navigation system got us lost, ultimately taking us home via a very Hispanic neighbourhood, although I thought little of it as of course all the signs were in my improving second tongue!

One tip to intending travellers, if you are in Texas or I believe in Louisiana, and you purchase goods, you may be entitled to approximately seventy percent tax back. It was only the guy in the shop who informed us or I would not have known anything about it. Check out their website for more information at www.TaxFreeTexas.com don’t miss out on this one!

Incidentally, I believe the UK has a similar system for VAT? If you ain’t British…

During this last weekend sister and I are going to Carlton, a suburb of Dallas, to meet the daughter of a Venezuelan friend I have made on the rock…effectively I am Postman Pat, but it will be nice to meet her and of course see another part of this America, it sure is becoming a small world.

And almost finally, dear reader, I suggested that this 3rd Nervous Traveller would be the last in the current series, not so. You may have noticed a lack of photos well I am going to stick them all together for next week when I return to the rock. Hopefully you will enjoy the skylines as well as my bye lines.
Have a nice day y’all….

 
Surf Bum
Donald Innes is a writer and photographer, see more of his pictures on
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