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The Manana Prospect

Forget the footie, let's have a fiest!

My trouble with bouyancy

The Bird man of El Cotillo

Kite surfing - another form of madness?

Beach Life

A week in my dental life

Surfbum v Bugs!

The man with the middle aged smile

Con La Misma Sangre

Jive Bunny's Birthday bash

Near Death Experience #22

El Cotillo, the good, the bad and the unattractive

 Sculptures in the Sand

Near death experience #76




Mirror. Signal, Manoeuvre
 

It is time, to pull away from the kerb of self-pity, move up a gear in existence, and press my foot down on life’s accelerator, joining the rest of he human traffic, but perhaps going a little faster. Going a little faster.

I will be moving off this rock around January time, or perhaps slightly before, in an attempt to broaden at least one guy’s horizon.

South America beckons, Uruguay perhaps, or maybe Bolivia, where friend sterling goes far and I know the native populace are looking for English speakers willing to share their language. Perhaps teaching is my vocation in waiting? But Bolivians speaking English with a smudge of Caledonian lilt, that would bring the crinkle of a smile to many faces, I can hear a titter already. Titter, titter.



But it is definitely approaching travel time for Surf Bum; those feet are tingling with that tell tale urge. So many places, but one is inclined to wonder if there is enough remaining time? Oh stop it, you silly Scot, there is time aplenty remaining, but it is to be used wisely!

It may well be an indictment on my limited abilities, but I feel that only so many images can be captured, or so many words to be typed, about El Cotillo, before boredom descends upon my expectant audience. Even now, I can sense their collective hands reaching toward collective mouths stifling collective yawns, that sad precursor to a reading public drifting away in search of more stimulating wordsmiths with something to offer, other than tales of sand and aquamarine rollers. More stimulating.

For sure, there will be weekly reports on progress, unless of course I struggle to find Wifi connectivity in some of the farther flung locations where I find myself. But my private thought Police have donned their white traffic gloves, and are waving me on, past the cerebral roadblock, toward a new mindset motorway.

Mirror, signal, manoeuvre, and move on.

As I write it looks like I may have secured a place on a Caribbean bound yacht, in November, you will as ever be kept posted.

Oh and you deffo need the sun cream, not only did girlfriend damage a couple of fingers in a post scuba dive accident, she also got sunstroke. Bless

Talk again soon.


Surf Bum
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