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Foreign Thoughts

The Manana Prospect

Forget the footie, let's have a fiest!

My trouble with bouyancy

The Bird man of El Cotillo

Kite surfing - another form of madness?

Beach Life

A week in my dental life

Surfbum v Bugs!

The man with the middle aged smile

Con La Misma Sangre

Jive Bunny's Birthday bash

Near Death Experience #22

El Cotillo, the good, the bad and the unattractive

 Sculptures in the Sand

Near death experience #76

Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre

Fuerte Musica 2007

Day was Arriving

Cheap Shots

Twilight Sparkle

Life without Pockets

A strange tale of seagoing dogs

El Cotillo Fiesta

Another Fiesta and Oh..let the football begin…

Life as the letter S

Can I get Sir something a little more …anodyne?

Collecting Politeness

Living the preterite

Lap Top -Vs- the Stick On Journo

Lo Siento

El Cotillo Aerodrome

FM 999.9

Never start a story

Behind the bar

An open letter to an old friend



One last call for alcohol…………………


Well that didn’t last long did it?? Open 22 November 2007 closed 20 January 2008 because the sums simply didn’t add up. I can actually hear the “I told you so” brigade heckling from the cheap seats. No dear reader, there isn’t much money around in Cotillo at the mo, and I have ceased being a village sponsor.

But may I say how difficult it has been to work in the community, particularly as I tried and continue to try, to integrate….although in fairness the pub customers were not the problem. That side of the work I really enjoyed, and think I had limited success.

But consider, trailing around Puerto del Rosario, looking for various government buildings, in an effort to become legal, asking for directions you are told to go in entirely the wrong direction, well that was funny wasn’t it? On arrival in the “wrong” building, further told to go to another building which is yellow, or near the bakers…..or simply met by a rolling of the eyes.

Such a crime being an extranjero, but worse someone who has the temerity to attempt the local language.

OK not everyone was like that …but clearly I’m doing something wrong. Especially when a rep from a beer company says he doesn’t understand the question as he is Spanish……I was asking in Spanish!

Time to try something else I think. Suggestions anyone?
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But at least winter is over and summer has returned…did it ever leave? Sunbathing on Christmas day was a novel experience but now I have contracted the flu / a sore throat/ runny nose ….oh joy. At least my current health is seasonal; if I were in the U.K it wouldn’t be out of place at all, would it?
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And so finally my sweet supplicants, I have to confess to a spot of being unfaithful, in a football sense.



As U.D.F were on there travels I went to see Jandia at home vs San Isidro, well I think that’s what the teams are called. The travel was an adventure in itself as my friend and I went to two other grounds before finding the correct one, and of course missing the kick off. One thing the outfit playing just outside La Pared can boast to have more of than UDF…and that is Civil Guard. The ground was hoaching (Scottish term) with the olive green peacekeepers, why so many? All I ever see at Los Pozos are the local boys in blue.

I must say it is the first time I have ever spoken to Civil Guard and found them very polite as they arrested me………..

Next weeks offering will come from behind the bars of justice…and my crime? A gringo who tries tooooooo hard.

See you in a sunbeam.

Surf Bum
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