Previous Articles

Foreign Thoughts

The Manana Prospect

Forget the footie, let's have a fiest!

My trouble with bouyancy

The Bird man of El Cotillo

Kite surfing - another form of madness?

Beach Life

A week in my dental life

Surfbum v Bugs!

The man with the middle aged smile

Con La Misma Sangre

Jive Bunny's Birthday bash

Near Death Experience #22

El Cotillo, the good, the bad and the unattractive

 Sculptures in the Sand

Near death experience #76

Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre

Fuerte Musica 2007

Day was Arriving

Cheap Shots

Twilight Sparkle

Life without Pockets

A strange tale of seagoing dogs

El Cotillo Fiesta

Another Fiesta and Oh..let the football begin…

Life as the letter S

Can I get Sir something a little more …anodyne?

Collecting Politeness

Living the preterite

Lap Top -Vs- the Stick On Journo

Lo Siento

El Cotillo Aerodrome

FM 999.9

Never start a story

Behind the bar

An open letter to an old friend

Last call for Alcohol

The guy behind the bar

Prejudging...an exquisitely British pastime

El Castillo Carnaval

Toca Toca

Cricked Neck Stories

Observations on a Caleta landscape

Need

Bum bite and the Bonus Bono

And she signs her name ME……. X

Nervous Traveller #1

Nervous Traveller #2

Nervous Traveller #3

Nervous Traveller #4

Paranoia



AND SO BEGAN ANOTHER DAY….


The polygraph in the corner of the room scratched out truth from lies, as I waited for it to flatline, or was that a different machine?

One and the same was my guess.

Blue uniformed authority lingered outside the glass panelled office, an open plan afterthought, and which through a series of inhouse political coup d´etat´s had become exclusively my territory, which others entered upon by invitation only.

Today was not a day for invites.

Today was grey with a musty odour, the smell of capitulation., exhausted defeat. It was not going to improve., nor was my mood. A mouth that tasted of last nights cigarettes and cheap curry. Clothes a faint clinging whiff of female, hoped for, yet ever evasive coitus.

The hangover threatened to take over, crushing control. How I needed a healing magic wand., proffered by a good fairy? All pink chiffon and ballet shoes. Where was she ?

Hand in hand with last night's member of that so called fairer sex, tripping over doubts horizon…, and away from me, was another guess.

Lots of guesses.

Guessing should be made illegal.

Such abstract thoughts of a morning, as times drum major signalled readiness, and we were off to the march of his command….

By the left …..one, two.

And so began another day.

 
Surf Bum
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