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FROM CONGA EEL TO OCTOPUS


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Just joking. Ali & Steve - that’s Andy’s sister and hubby - are here so we are off to Lanzarote for 5 days and they are animal sitting.
Before we left we had a couple of nights out with them showing them the town and ending up in Flicks for a Karaoke competition that we were judging!!


Steve caught the bug though and joined me in “I got you babe” and many more and his Frank crooning out “NEW YORK” finally started us on our way home but not before we danced the Salsa in the Plaza to some Spanish Band.


Great time - a hangover on the ferry next day was not a good idea but it has to be done.
So waving Goodbye to Toby and the cats with full instructions on feed and pooh times we finally boarded the FRED OLSON and “We are sailing “
Twenty minutes and we are on another island and quite excited at the thought of spending 4 days and nights together with no animals jumping on the bed and disturbing our sleep.


The Rubicon Palace was a nice little 4 star sweetie and was I going to lap up this luxury all-inclusive break.

My man knows how to treat me - a facial and a massage booked. Now the facial, I thought Andy had paid them to put me in an iron mask. When it was put on as a cold mud pack on top of a piece of muslin, I thought great but the longer it stayed on the hotter it became, it was like having my face in an oven.


Then it got cold and my face I’m sure went into panic as when she chipped it of all my muscles tensed and I looked ten years younger! In fact when Andy saw me he immediately booked one for himself but 3 cocktails later he said I looked tired .You would need one of the treatments everyday and at 60 euros it would be a no go.
Fun though and you want to know how good Andy looked well 10 pints of lager later and 2 shots certainly made it waste of money but the girl was pretty he claimed. I shoved him in the pool later - that will be the best treatment he will get on this hols I said.
The food here was brilliant - all buffet meals but cooked as you wait from Prawns, chicken and steaks, what ever you wanted and as much as you could shovel in, great! My type of entertainment!


Talking about entertainment this was all my era” YEAH YEAH YEAH,” “SHE LOVES YA”, STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOR EVER”. The Beatles, dead they are not but looking at their wigs could they have been doing some grave digging?
Their suits and wigs certainly looked like early relics but wait for it their voices were wonderful even if they did have slight Spanish accents. Even Andy was tapping his feet but me after 3 cocktails I just have to sing. He loves me yeah yeah yeah?????
The last night and we wobbled back to our room and from the grounds we could see the lights of Corralejo so we shouted “goodnight Toby”. We must be drunk but that did not stop us having a game of Chess with these giant pieces.

Oh I forgot to mention we went to Arricefe the capital to meet a dishy couple of friends of ours who own Aqua dreams and they were treating us for dinner. This turned out to be in a 17-storey building with lifts in it, You must remember Andy and I are used to seeing only two-storey buildings in Fuerte so we were amazed at the views from this restaurant on the top floor.

The menu was Ostrich, Monkfish and an incredible choice. We felt like we had been whisked off to London.
Dancing after dinner with live music and yes I was on a date with three guys, a lot younger than me and it was BLOODY EXCELLENT.
I should have had a dance card but the only problem was that I was only drinking water and as you know we are not so lithe on our feet as when we are a little intoxicated.

We are definitely going there again when Ali &Steve come back and animal sit again. When will that be Ali????

Feed the animals again and clean up the pooh - back to my routine, but wait for it not for long as I am back from Lanzarote for one day then jet set to the U.K. - need a fix of retail therapy.
So off I fly leaving Andy and his sibling looking after the babies. Me, I have an important wedding to go Sam & Edita on the 21st July.
But I need an outfit and I am very lucky as I have two great sisters-in-law Rachael & Nita who also love to shop.

Tesco first to see what I am missing on the food front but has it changed. You can check your own shopping out and place the money in a slot and it gives you change but alas does not say “Thank You” or “Have A Nice Day”. Oh well progress.

We did all look a little over dressed in Tesco as we came straight from wedding and had a little too much bosom showing for the average shopper - we certainly stopped a few trolleys. We were also very loud or was it too much bubbly????

Well thanks girls and to Nita I loved posing in your Cabriolet but sorry I embarrassed you by turning the Rod Stewart up and hanging out of the car but you need to lean out of the window and go for it and next time please let me put the automatic roof up and down at traffic lights.

Get some Take That next time and then we can really go for it.
Well girls have a nice quiet time as I am over again in October!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT TIME I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE WEDDING AND THE HORRIBLE UNEXPECTED GUEST WHO CRAWLED OVER MY NEW SHOES….



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