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PRE CHRISTMAS AND I AM EXHAUSTED!

CHRISTMAS AND MORE CHRISTMAS

SURFING WITH THE HUNKS

HAIRBRAIN GOES CULTURAL

JUDGE - WIFE – PARTY GIRL - JOURNALIST

BIRTHDAY BONANZA

FOLLOWED HOME BY FRIENDS

QUIET WEEK JUST REMINISCING

MY BESTEST MATE

AM I A PARTY ANIMAL?

HAIR RAISING EXPERIENCE

HAIRBRAIN'S SURF WEEK

BIG BROTHERS WILL BE WATCHING ME

FROM CONGA EEL TO OCTOPUS

MORE VISITORS AND WE'RE OFF

WEDDING AND HAWAIIAN PARTY

JUST A NORMAL WEEK

TOTALLY EXHAUSTED AGAIN

YET ANOTHER TWO WEEKS GONE !!

EYES DOWN - BINGO

WHERE NEXT? STILL FEELING LIKE A CELEB

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL

CHRISTMAS HERE AGAIN


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FRIENDS.



 


2008 A.D.I t just sounds so strange to people like me who grew up in 70’s 80’s, I always remember thinking 2000 was Space age and we would be driving around in little cars hovering above ground but here we are still partying, drinking and still using our wobbly and unstable legs to find our way home. Maybe they should invent a G.P.S. so we could attach to our selves and it would home in on home and point us in the right direction.
Well that’s enough of the blonde moments, I bet you're wondering if we had a quiet Christmas.

Still the excitable child in me, up at 7.30AM on the morn waiting to open my presents, Andy bleary eyed and still a little hung over from the night before drags his feet upstairs (yes we live in upside down house)

Toby and the cats following and me screaming “look the animals are excited too”.
Andy just gives me that look “Calm down they are one hour late for their breakfast”.


They were going to open there presents whether they wanted to or not, but then I had sprayed them with Cat nip and food smells for Toby’s. Andy’s I sprayed with Lager, Just joking????

Toby would like to thank Kevin &Sally for his hat and lovely sack which Father Xmas filled well.


I won’t bore you what Father Xmas had bought us but we had a BIG SACK EACH and my letter to Father ANDY XMAS must have got through all the postal strikes etc.
Back to bed for a couple of hours then visiting.

Firstly our German next-door neighbours for Christmas songs and a glass of Pink Champagne, Catrina, Gerhart and their daughter Anna had Andy dancing around the Xmas tree and singing in German. Rudolph still pronounced the same but with that phlegm in the throat, we could have sang “Adolph the red nose reindeer” but it doesn’t have that ring.


Next a visit to Sue and Trevs for yet another tipple but as we were driving good old English TEA. Best drink of the day for me especially when served with chocolates. Sue knows what I like.


Sue ‘s present to me was very apt, a pair of Marigold rubber gloves but slightly glamorised, as you would expect. Leopard print and lace cuffs with a beautiful purple diamond ring on the third finger, Andy said “Your not going to use them for cleaning are you? Just what was he thinking !!!!!!!!
They were too nice, definite evening out accessories.

 We now drive home and decide to take Toby on the beach and stroll, I mean what else do you do on Christmas morning but walk on the beach in the sun wearing only shorts and Tee-shirt.OOPs sorry I forgot it was minus 4 in the U.K.!!!!!!!!!!

I must say Xmas day was just a stroll at one o’clock to Blue Rock for roast pork rolls and wonderful roast potatoes followed by a little tipple, we sat there in the sun for a couple of hours then went to Rogues Gallery for our desert of mince pies. A kissing and wishing everyone a Merry Xmas but how could it get much merrier than this.


Six o’clock we strolled home thinking what a wonderful Xmas dinner and all free and seeing nice people as a bonus.
Cheese and biscuits now at home.
Bedtime, we were all tucked in bed and asleep on Xmas night by 8-oclock and as you can see that includes two cats and Toby.


Boxing Day but not here as the Spanish are all back to work as there Xmas day is the 6th January when we have the Three Kings arrive on their camels collecting the lists from the children for their presents, (will show you in my next issue as my brother is here then)
Right Boxing day Glitter party at The Plaza, Everyone face shining and sparkling as Carla grabbed everyone as they arrived at the door and insisted they blend.

 

Evening gowns and the jewellery was all blinding but after a few drinks we certainly all blended and danced the night away, and Sue and her daughter Jayde won 1st and 2nd prize for the dancing .How do they contort so much, ah young bones??


In bed by 3-oclock, now you can see why early night before, although I must add the bacardi does make you sleepy.
What else did we do, well Andy went fishing with his new rod but he said he thought all the fish had gone away for Xmas too.


NEW YEARS EVE
Andy and I decided a romantic night dinner at Bar Luna followed by dancing, so a typical night Spanish Fiesta,
We tried dancing the Salsa etc but us English don’t quite seem to have that hip movement, maybe a bit of the stiff upper lip syndrome but you would think after supping champagne you would loosen up .We looked more like we were moving to Y.M.C.A and the Village People.

Great night as all the staff, who we know well as Bar Luna is Andy’s local, they were so happy even though it was NEW YEARS EVE and they were all working, in fact you would have thought it was there party.
They even sang for us.


Oh I forgot to tell you what food we were served.
MENU
Soup.
Lobster.
Sorbet.
Fillet steak.
Crepes served in chocolate and banana sauce.
And of course Champagne.

We had a lovely time and in the last 5 years here it has got better as progress is happening here, although slow really nice.


Happy New Year to all my mates and friends in the U.K and I do not miss the cold only all of you.
I will be in the U.K. on the 16th January, have to have a check up on my young eyes.



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