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LADIES & GENTLEMEN
PLEASE
The elite Corralejo Golf Society invited us to play with
them and we were honoured as it was John Burgess’s”
CAPTAIN’S DAY.”
We all met at the golf course and had a great time as
there were many prizes on every hole, to which I must
add Andy and I did not receive but still fresh air and a
brisk walk what more could you ask for especially as the
sun shone on all us righteous people.!!!
My game certainly was not my best as I kept thinking,
“what shall wear tonight for the Grand Dinner &Dance
being held at a very classy hotel in Villeverde.
You all know what us women think “is my bum or boobs too
big in this, such decisions??
Knackered and tired I arrived back home just in time for
a little siesta and then 2 hours in the wardrobe. It’s
so easy for men” Which shirt &tie shall I wear and what
jacket??
I settled for a little black number as do most woman and
we arrive at Casa Vieja, it had such pretty surroundings
and lovely areas to sit and enjoy a drink.
As we all arrived we received an aperitif and we all met
on the terrace. Such Class until Dud (he’s the guy who
writes the golf page, his story is not quite like mine)
decides the dressing on his infected leg is too tight
and insists his lovely wife Aly redress it.
No probs I thought but as with all babies I would have
removed him to the changing room but no not Dud, how
could he leave his beer.
Drop his trousers he did and nice boxer shorts but nasty
leg, not good for my appetite.
No more Tattoos Dud please???
Bit of Class ??
Dinner Served and we all seated ourselves down for the
meal and we were certainly not disappointed the food and
service was real class and so professional.
Free flowing wine and golf talk on who missed what hole
and how, if only.
Ladies and gentlemen we really were, using the right
knives and forks and the conversation, as one would
expect Golf.
One hour later and WOW
Bodies gyrating and the fun began.
Joy our hostess decided to give us a song but someone
gave her a bottle instead of microphone, she did not
even notice.
Pat was swooning over our infamous Neil Diamond and
Derek Mac.
Our
crooner just smiled as he always does especially when he
saw his wife Jo and us girls with our pretty smiles.
Tracey as you can see showed her opinion about the
affair or was it the singer??
Paul thought he was Michael Jackson with his checking
all his equipment was still intact? ?
I would like to say that after this particular time of
the evening I did not have control of my camera,
everyone seemed to be flashing with it and it looks like
someone had a fetish on BOOBS.
Can you imagine my shock next day as I loaded them on my
computer, so as you can see I had to write the real
story.ha ha.
Looking at the photo of Coops with his big trophy cups,
maybe the ladies thought their cups were bigger.
Elsie and Terry Blood just danced on, arms &legs in the
air.
Now what was I doing well I was not drinking as I had to
drive home, so as you can imagine I was thinking where
have all the LADIES &GENTLEMEN gone???
JUST JOKING IT WAS A BRILLIANT NIGHT AND REALLY
I SAW NO EVIL!
I HEARD NO EVIL!
I CERTAINLY WILL TELL NO EVIL!
Thanks to John and Joy Burgess it was one of the best
evenings ever and I know everyone enjoyed it as you can
see by photos.
NIGHT OUT WITH MOLLY &FRIENDS
Andy escorted four of us ladies out to Castaways, where
Derek croons and as you can see by these photos
Alex, Lesley, Molly and I were certainly looked after
well by Andy.
The only problem was he had to dance all the time to
keep us with us ladies but he did not complain
Look forward to seeing Alex and Lesley again soon.
Hairbrain xxxxxxx
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