AM I A
PARTY ANIMAL ??????
 Well
my mate Andrea is here on a two-week break, you remember
her we did all the beach parties together with Sue our
other mate who hold real good parties.
 GIRLS
SAT NIGHT OUT!!!!
Bugaloo is the meeting place where all us chicks (sounds
young) have our first drink.
 Stuart
the infamous D.J. plays all our favourite music
especially as we all are different ages but that’s only
physical in our heads, that’s mine anyway I am still in
my 20’s 30’s.I dance the same but do I ache and am I
exhausted next day, but mixed with the alcohol is there
a next day??
 Who
needs men we danced and sang and as you can see we had a
great time and the guy behind the bar just stared on
with his mouth open to see women dance in such a manner.
As you all know when women partake of too much alcohol
we all seem To love each other!!!
 I
must say I had a new experience that night” I smoked a
cigarette “the new experience I must add was the
cough.The taste was like I imagine sucking weeds and the
bloody cough stayed with me for days .How do you people
manage to enjoy this experience? I would really rather
get fatter and stuff a bar of Cadburys whole nut in my
mouth.
 If
those things help you de-stress give me a bottle of
VALIUM or a BACARDI &COKE.
 Anyway
what ever we all partook of that night was certainly a
good cocktail as we laughed, sang hugged each other and
bought each other more drinks. You must get the picture
now and as Andy said women together you would not enter
the bar just incase!!!
Right girls we need a
fix? Of Karaoke!!!
 ALPHA
II here we come, it was like an invasion we grabbed the
song books to choose our favourite songs, me Sweet
Dreams, Sue, Black Velvet and Carla our nail technician
she just blasts out FEVER.
 Wow
men entering the joint but don’t fret it’s our men; they
have come to ensure we all get home safe and sound.
 They
obviously have cotton wool in their ears as they are
clapping and smiling as we croon the hours away and look
at us knowing tomorrow we will be in bed all day so no
Sunday lunch.
 I
tell you who wants Sunday lunch when you can go to Bar
Luna and have it cooked for you and where the sun
shines, so we can cover up the alcoholed puffy eyes with
Sunglasses.
What time did we snuggle up in the sheets 3-45
am.!!!Right Sunday is the day of rest and we need it
this week as we have another Party on Monday.
We both had to work on Monday so a little catnap before
we troddle of to Gerry’s 65th Birthday Bash starting at
9-oclock.
Gerry is one of the oldest swingers in town, he still is
out everyday Surfing and he is good and also he has come
out of retirement and you can book him for Discos.
 Again
my mate Andrea was there with our friends Lyn and &Colin
and the theme was 60’s and the host Gerry dig deep in
his wardrobe and a bright blue Teddy BOY SUIT was
adorned with the thickest brothel creeper shoes you can
imagine, he was bouncing around and entertained us with
his Elvis impression.
 Considering
it was his birthday he was the D.J., Elvis and the he
became Gene Kelly and with help from some of God and us
as we sang Singing in the Rain, and rain it did but as
ordered only for 5 minutes.
 As
you can se by some of the photos my hairdressing skills
were needed as Lyn I turned into Christine Keeler,Andrea
into Cilla Black and Jenna her daughter she looked like
a real beautiful Kings Road chick from the 60’s
 Myself
I dressed look alike Cynthia Payne and I did try to earn
some money with Christine Keeler but everyone was broke
so as usual us girls just hogged the mike and Kareoked
until our hearts content.
We danced the Bossa Nova, Jived and then the Twist, even
Andy gyrated his body but then the lager helped.
 Gerry
had another bit of entertainment “The Full Monty” but we
all watched with baited breathe for the boxers to go but
Mandy his wife shouted” don’t you dare your
granddaughters watching” so just his chest and legs were
on show and I must say the surfing certainly keeps him
looking good.
 Now
I know why I must keep Andy surfing, it’s like a
preservative for the male physique. Yummy!!
The atmosphere was superb and it was a really happy and
civilized evening as when we were teenagers??
 I
must say this evening I only drank WATER but it was fun
watching people get drunker Alan of A.V.M.kitchens
thought he was Hitler but as I said to him that was the
40’s when were you born?
Louie with his biker jacket and his shiny black P.V.C
hat looked a bit cross eyed would not like to get on the
pillion of his bike you might end up Where??
 HAPPY
BIRTHDAY MUSIC MAN GERRY we all sang as he cut the cake
that looked exactly like a guitar and made of chocolate
now that’s my sort of Guitar.
 Another
4-oclock in the morning when we snuggled in bed but
Tuesday was the 1st May so it was a Bank holiday so we
stayed in bed until Lunch time then Bar Luna for a ready
cooked brekkie???
 Where
do I get my energy God Knows as next week a Party at
Sue&Trevors and more Karaoke and a Jacuzzi to relax.
Well thanx for reading my stories on my boring life but
these things have to done Ha Ha!!!!
Hairbrain xxxxxxx
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