OCTOBER GOTCHA

 

I AM STARVING, COULD EAT A HORSE.

THOUGHT ONLY OLD COWS GOT FOOT AND MOUTH..

Diner waits too long for main course

People always say I put my foot in my mouth

Foot and mouth hits Fuerteventura

She'd arrived too late for the finger nibbles

 “W-e-l-l-l-l - I used to be able to do it”

Loneliness is an awful thing.
at least SARAH FERGUSON had a fella's toes to suck on

For her Karaoke spot, she chose, "o sole o mio"

I so wish there was a chiropodist on the island.

Has anybody got some nail varnish remover, this will take me ages!!

I'm so gorgeous I could just eat myself all up!

That's the last time I walk on hot coals!

Most people get told to put their money where their mouth is - not me. My mouth is so big, it's my foot!

Put my big foot in it again.

Yep, this is one of the rules in a farting competition!!

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SEPTEMBER GOTCHA

Last month's winner was Robert

With a haircut like that I would wear a mask too.

 

I told you too much sun is bad for you

Giant cake falls off lorry and buries Elaine, only took her 3 minutes to eat her way out !!!!

My goodness that Calima is bad today!

Large seagull scores direct hit

Exploding blancmange injures innocent bystander

Notice anything different ?!!

That is what I call an improvement!

With a haircut like that I would wear a mask too.

Have you seen my cricket box love, its a little smelly after my little accident and needs washing."

Where’s Corinne? I see!!!

Gladys, what the hell is your face mask pack doing in my polyfilla box

tourist cosmetic surgery not all its cracked up to be

After wandering between the grazing cows for some hours, George decided he’d never find his beret.

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