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Marital Bliss..........
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for An hour.'
Husband : 'I was just looking for the expiration date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes and no.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office.
Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at Your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes!! 'I see your picture and say to myself,
'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all
your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any
worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son: 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me
if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman re plied sweetly, 'I'd have married you,
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE'
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Father to son after exam: 'Let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband:
'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
'I like your sense of humor.'----------------------
Thanks to Ann Campbell for these! |
