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It's a Dog's Life
If you want
someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mothers
....then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
....then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't
care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch
romantic movies
....then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
....then buy a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't
care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who
acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening
to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ..
....then buy a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves
hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all
night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your
entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .,
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.
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.
.
....then buy a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man,
didn't you?
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